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Title: Warning.........
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2019, 07:42:29 PM
Well as I said making more time for us ( Miss T  ::)  ) so went to pictures to see "Rocket Man "  .....(1st time in cinema for 23 ? years )..

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GO TO SEE IT ...........

What a load of shit... noooo:...A waste of 2 hours of my life.... noooo:

It was a "Baz Lurmahn " type film ...hardly feck all facts about his life ...but graphic scene of 2 bumders getting it on ..( we know he's a shirt=lifter).. sick2:

More like a crap musical with good tunes (if you like Elton John )....

The only little bit of interest was the relationship between him and Bernie Taupin but not much ...nothing about rise to fame ...brief bit on marriage to Renata...and nothing about Davis Furnish.. rubschin:

To sum up...a load of Bollok...I want my money back.... evil:

"copyright Apey"...(available for reviews  Thumbs:..)

Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2019, 07:54:31 PM
Well as I said making more time for us ( Miss T  ::)  ) so went to pictures to see "Rocket Man "  .....(1st time in cinema for 23 ? years )..

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GO TO SEE IT ...........

What a load of shit... noooo:...A waste of 2 hours of my life.... noooo:

It was a "Baz Lurmahn " type film ...hardly feck all facts about his life ...but graphic scene of 2 bumders getting it on ..( we know he's a shirt=lifter).. sick2:

More like a crap musical with good tunes (if you like Elton John )....

The only little bit of interest was the relationship between him and Bernie Taupin but not much ...nothing about rise to fame ...brief bit on marriage to Renata...and nothing about Davis Furnish.. rubschin:

To sum up...a load of Bollok...I want my money back.... evil:

"copyright Apey"...(available for reviews  Thumbs:..)



Did you pay to get in then?
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 04, 2019, 07:55:52 PM
Lucky Miss T ..... lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2019, 07:56:36 PM
Well as I said making more time for us ( Miss T  ::)  ) so went to pictures to see "Rocket Man "  .....(1st time in cinema for 23 ? years )..

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GO TO SEE IT ...........

What a load of shit... noooo:...A waste of 2 hours of my life.... noooo:

It was a "Baz Lurmahn " type film ...hardly feck all facts about his life ...but graphic scene of 2 bumders getting it on ..( we know he's a shirt=lifter).. sick2:

More like a crap musical with good tunes (if you like Elton John )....

The only little bit of interest was the relationship between him and Bernie Taupin but not much ...nothing about rise to fame ...brief bit on marriage to Renata...and nothing about Davis Furnish.. rubschin:

To sum up...a load of Bollok...I want my money back.... evil:

"copyright Apey"...(available for reviews  Thumbs:..)



Did you pay to get in then?

Technically yes.........















Miss T did........ redface:
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2019, 08:05:48 PM
Matches every review I've read from real people

Wasn't ever going to see it anyway though
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: apc2010 on June 04, 2019, 08:10:04 PM
Matches every review I've read from real people

Wasn't ever going to see it anyway though

Complete shit...they even f77k about with some of the songs... noooo:

One character (1st manager ????????????????) I still don't know who or why he was in film ..... noooo:
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 04, 2019, 10:52:16 PM
Thanks Apey, I was starting to worry I'd have to endure the film in order to post a review for here...  whistle:




While you are at it can you go see Booksmart as well...  whistle:
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Barman on June 05, 2019, 03:38:58 AM
Well as I said making more time for us ( Miss T  ::)  ) so went to pictures to see "Rocket Man "  .....(1st time in cinema for 23 ? years )..

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GO TO SEE IT ...........

What a load of shit... noooo:...A waste of 2 hours of my life.... noooo:

It was a "Baz Lurmahn " type film ...hardly feck all facts about his life ...but graphic scene of 2 bumders getting it on ..( we know he's a shirt=lifter).. sick2:

More like a crap musical with good tunes (if you like Elton John )....

The only little bit of interest was the relationship between him and Bernie Taupin but not much ...nothing about rise to fame ...brief bit on marriage to Renata...and nothing about Davis Furnish.. rubschin:

To sum up...a load of Bollok...I want my money back.... evil:

"copyright Apey"...(available for reviews  Thumbs:..)

Ahem, we do have a film review thread... ::)
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: apc2010 on June 05, 2019, 12:36:45 PM
Thanks Apey, I was starting to worry I'd have to endure the film in order to post a review for here...  whistle:




While you are at it can you go see Booksmart as well...  whistle:

If Miss T pays ....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2019, 05:30:25 PM
Just watching it... Sensational!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2019, 06:21:49 PM
Sensational!2  cloud9:
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2019, 07:05:30 PM
Just watching it... Sensational!  cloud9:

 eeek:  are you drunk .... rubschin:  serious..
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2019, 07:21:21 PM
Sensational!2  cloud9:
I'll be buggered if that's going on the List
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2019, 08:54:25 PM
Sensational!2  cloud9:
I'll be buggered if that's going on the List

Yeah that's in the film too ...... sick2:....
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Steve on August 14, 2019, 11:00:51 PM
Sensational!2  cloud9:
I'll be buggered if that's going on the List

Yeah that's in the film too ...... sick2:....
Not in Russia apparently but that's a long way to go to see a film I suspect would still be only a big yawn
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2019, 03:19:56 AM
Just watching it... Sensational!  cloud9:

 eeek:  are you drunk .... rubschin:  serious..

Serious!  :thumbsup:

But then I've always loved his music... And like you say, very Baz Lurmahn too!  cloud9:

Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2019, 03:44:21 PM
Watching it again...  cloud9:
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2019, 04:59:10 PM
Watching it again...  cloud9:

Wierdo........ noooo:
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2019, 05:16:41 PM
Watching it again...  cloud9:

Wierdo........ noooo:

Even more sensationalism the second time...  cloud9:

It is a keeper!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2019, 05:58:41 PM
Watching it again...  cloud9:

Wierdo........ noooo:

Even more sensationalism the second time...  cloud9:

It is a keeper!  :thumbsup:

It is total SHIT.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 16, 2019, 06:48:26 PM
BM likes to be controversial  lol:
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 16, 2019, 09:31:57 PM
BM likes to be controversial  lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R6wK1VWH1k (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R6wK1VWH1k)
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2019, 10:26:33 PM
BM likes to be controversial  lol:

The 1st bit is right ........ whistle:
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2019, 10:31:23 PM
BM likes to be controversial  lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R6wK1VWH1k (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R6wK1VWH1k)

Surely BM would be a pailface..  rubschin:
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Steve on August 16, 2019, 11:39:46 PM
BM likes to be controversial  lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R6wK1VWH1k (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R6wK1VWH1k)

Surely BM would be a pailface..  rubschin:
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Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2019, 04:00:07 AM
BM likes to be controversial  lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R6wK1VWH1k (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R6wK1VWH1k)

Surely BM would be a pailface..  rubschin:
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Warning.........
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 17, 2019, 07:18:50 PM
BM likes to be controversial  lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R6wK1VWH1k (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R6wK1VWH1k)

Surely BM would be a pailface..  rubschin:
drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll:
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll: