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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on June 04, 2019, 10:46:26 AM
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Severn Trent Water e mailed me about two weeks ago saying they needed access to fit a new water meter. I politely replied pointing out that they had done this two weeks previously ::)
They just called. The new meter is not registering any water flow (wrongly fitted ::) ) and they need to come and "resolve" this for me. Is any afternoon this week convenient. It isn't eveilgrin:
I managed to get a morning appointment in about three weeks eveilgrin: eveilgrin: but only after I had been asked to "confirm" my address for "security purposes",
This use of the word "confirm", following on from the imbecile at Hastings Direct, tipped me over the edge.
"We need to resolve this for you, sir".
"I am happy for it to be "unresolved" for three weeks while I get free water. The only ones who what it resolved are YOU and you wouldn't need it resolved if your "engineer" had fitted it correctly in the first place!!!!" Banghead Banghead Banghead Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
And don't start me on the invoice for cleaning my stair carpet!! I live in a flat you muppets!!
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You need some serious collapso
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Good plan :thumbsup:
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So what's the story with the stair carpet?
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So what's the story with the stair carpet?
Nick clearly said not to get him started on that one. noooo:
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I am surrounded by idiots!! cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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So what's the story with the stair carpet?
Nick clearly said not to get him started on that one. noooo:
As if we pay attention to Nick's requests
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So what's the story with the stair carpet?
Nick clearly said not to get him started on that one. noooo:
As if we pay attention to Nick's requests
Good point.
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Only Miss I luvs me. But she is visiting soon cloud9:
Pity my Viagra stash is in the boot of the sodding car cussing: cussing: cussing: sad32:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Only Miss I luvs me. But she is visiting soon cloud9:
Pity my Viagra stash is in the boot of the sodding car cussing: cussing: cussing: sad32:
Probably why you spun it, the back suspension was too hard.
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Only Miss I luvs me. But she is visiting soon cloud9:
Pity my Viagra stash is in the boot of the sodding car cussing: cussing: cussing: sad32:
Probably why you spun it, the back suspension was too hard.
happy001
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
You are all bastards, especially Mr Darwin (sir). Were you at the State Banquet last night, perchance? Is your tie still white or a bit soupy?
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Only Miss I luvs me. But she is visiting soon cloud9:
Pity my Viagra stash is in the boot of the sodding car cussing: cussing: cussing: sad32:
Probably why you spun it, the back suspension was too hard.
happy001
lol: lol: lol:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
You are all bastards . . .
now tell us something we didn't know
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Only Miss I luvs me. But she is visiting soon cloud9:
Pity my Viagra stash is in the boot of the sodding car cussing: cussing: cussing: sad32:
That explains the car lifting off lol:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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What happened to the meter then...... rubschin:
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Still there and not registering. It is a bit like stealing water from your neighbour :thumbsup:
Oh redface: redface: redface:
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Still there and not registering. It is a bit like stealing water from your neighbour :thumbsup:
Oh redface: redface: redface:
I always knew I liked you...... Thumbs:
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Still there and not registering. It is a bit like stealing water from your neighbour :thumbsup:
Oh redface: redface: redface:
I always knew I liked you...... Thumbs:
Oh Apey! eeek:
Wash your mouth out with soap! noooo:
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Still there and not registering. It is a bit like stealing water from your neighbour :thumbsup:
Oh redface: redface: redface:
I always knew I liked you...... Thumbs:
Oh Apey! eeek:
Wash your mouth out with soap! noooo:
Related to Baldymort and corrupted by Apey..... scared2:
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This "problem" remains unresolved and I now find myself engaged in online chats with the ST Water call centre. My regular agent is Brad and, in order to continue my warfare against them, I have reinvented myself as a hypercamp elderly predatory homosexual who is obsessed with Brad redface:
In a convo about water meters yesterday I managed to establish that he has a girlfriend ( sad32:), has a leather jacket but not leather trousers ( sad32:) is 26 ( :thumbsup:) and enjoys skiing ( :thumbsup:).
He wants to arrange for an engineer to come round to resolve my "problem" but I am insisting on a burly man angel1
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This "problem" remains unresolved and I now find myself engaged in online chats with the ST Water call centre. My regular agent is Brad and, in order to continue my warfare against them, I have reinvented myself as a hypercamp elderly predatory homosexual who is obsessed with Brad redface:
In a convo about water meters yesterday I managed to establish that he has a girlfriend ( sad32:), has a leather jacket but not leather trousers ( sad32:) is 26 ( :thumbsup:) and enjoys skiing ( :thumbsup:).
He wants to arrange for an engineer to come round to resolve my "problem" but I am insisting on a burly man angel1
Tell them how upset you will be if you have to move all your Liberace memorabilia out of the meter cupboard yet again.
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This "problem" remains unresolved and I now find myself engaged in online chats with the ST Water call centre. My regular agent is Brad and, in order to continue my warfare against them, I have reinvented myself as a hypercamp elderly predatory homosexual who is obsessed with Brad redface:
In a convo about water meters yesterday I managed to establish that he has a girlfriend ( sad32:), has a leather jacket but not leather trousers ( sad32:) is 26 ( :thumbsup:) and enjoys skiing ( :thumbsup:).
He wants to arrange for an engineer to come round to resolve my "problem" but I am insisting on a burly man angel1
Tell them how upset you will be if you have to move all your Liberace memorabilia out of the meter cupboard yet again.
lol: lol: lol:
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This "problem" remains unresolved and I now find myself engaged in online chats with the ST Water call centre. My regular agent is Brad and, in order to continue my warfare against them, I have reinvented myself as a hypercamp elderly predatory homosexual who is obsessed with Brad redface:
In a convo about water meters yesterday I managed to establish that he has a girlfriend ( sad32:), has a leather jacket but not leather trousers ( sad32:) is 26 ( :thumbsup:) and enjoys skiing ( :thumbsup:).
He wants to arrange for an engineer to come round to resolve my "problem" but I am insisting on a burly man angel1
lol: lol: lol:
Tell them how upset you will be if you have to move all your Liberace memorabilia out of the meter cupboard yet again.
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Brad is not talking to me today sad32:
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Brad is not talking to me today sad32:
Would the 'plenty more fish in the sea' comment seem uncaring?
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sad32: sad32: sad32: