The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Berek on September 11, 2007, 06:39:47 PM
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I can describe my area within a quarter mile radius
Opposite lives Mr Shorts, he wears shorts all year round, even in blizzards, his daughter is a ...ahem " model "
next to them we have Victor Meldrew and Margaret
my neighbour plays the drums, my other neighbour like barbecues every night
a few doors up we have the local priest who lives between a jew and a sikh ( Honest John )
said Honest John can supply you with anything, and I mean anything, you want it he'll find it
the pub is run by a couple of lesbians, even the pool table has no balls
we have 3 idiots live in the area, one wears a big jacket, even in 90 degree heat and shouts at cars, he usually shouts ; " You want to try getting off your arses "
another one looks like our old mate Ace McFly and dribbles a lot
we have a man with one leg who gets a taxi to the pub everyday, one day I saw him fall out of his wheelchair when he was pissed, and I laughed.
We have the local chavs, also known as the Persil Boys because they wear white tracksuits, one of them rides his nans disability scooter to the co-op
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for Barrow
Atetnd to your forks
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fuckin right lol:
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cry: eeek:
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the pub is run by a couple of lesbians, even the pool table has no balls
lol: lol: lol:
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I notice you mention THREE idiots but only describe two of them ~ can it be that we already know the third?
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Who could that be?
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rubschin:
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I notice you mention THREE idiots but only describe two of them ~ can it be that we already know the third?
oops, I forgot to mention " dog end ", its a cross eyed bloke who walks around looking at the pavement picking up discarded fag ends and putting them in a box