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Title: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:06:36 PM
Th police case against my hit and run driver is hotting up  :thumbsup:

1. Leave scene of crash without giving insurance details: up to 10 points on licence and possible fine
2. Lying about who was driving the car: imprisonment?   :thumbsup:
3. TWICE cancelling an invite to the Plod Station for an interview under caution  noooo:
4. Getting yer insurance invalidated because of 1 and 2 above
5. Having to deal with compo for Mr NIck's stiff poorly neck  angel1

 eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2019, 02:14:17 PM
Th epolice case against my hit and run driver is hotting up  :thumbsup:

1. Leave scene of crash without giveing insurance details: up to 10 points on licence and possible fine
2. Lying about who was driving the car: imprisonment?   :thumbsup:
3. TWICE cancelling an invite to the Plod Station for an interview under caution  noooo:
4. Getting yer insurance invalidated because of 1 and 2 above
5. Having to deal with compo for Mr NIck's stiff poorly neck  angel1

 eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:


 Sinister:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:19:41 PM
The investigating officer works for a pal of mine in the plod. An Inspector (she is my beshtest friend who is also a lock keeper....) eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2019, 02:24:05 PM
The investigating officer works for a pal of mine in the plod. An Inspector (she is my beshtest friend who is also a lock keeper....) eveilgrin:

Niiiiiiice....  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:25:04 PM
I am enjoying this  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2019, 02:26:49 PM
I am enjoying this  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Apart from your poorly neck and back obvs.  whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:29:35 PM
 NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick

It feels expensive  sad24:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2019, 02:30:48 PM
NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick

It feels expensive  sad24:

I heard ........Free drinks........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:31:40 PM
Perhaps. Just don't turn up in a stolen car  whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2019, 02:34:21 PM
Perhaps. Just don't turn up in a stolen car  whistle:

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2019, 03:09:31 PM
Th epolice case against my hit and run driver is hotting up  :thumbsup:

1. Leave scene of crash without giveing insurance details: up to 10 points on licence and possible fine
2. Lying about who was driving the car: imprisonment?   :thumbsup:
3. TWICE cancelling an invite to the Plod Station for an interview under caution  noooo:
4. Getting yer insurance invalidated because of 1 and 2 above
5. Having to deal with compo for Mr NIck's stiff poorly neck  angel1

 eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:


 Sinister:
Sinister: Sinister:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 05, 2019, 10:15:52 PM
Th epolice case against my hit and run driver is hotting up  :thumbsup:

1. Leave scene of crash without giveing insurance details: up to 10 points on licence and possible fine
2. Lying about who was driving the car: imprisonment?   :thumbsup:
3. TWICE cancelling an invite to the Plod Station for an interview under caution  noooo:
4. Getting yer insurance invalidated because of 1 and 2 above
5. Having to deal with compo for Mr NIck's stiff poorly neck  angel1

 eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:


 Sinister:
Sinister: Sinister:
£
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2019, 12:19:42 PM
You could soon be able to afford to buy The Boy  a new phone  lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2019, 12:23:02 PM
He can fvck right off  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2019, 12:23:29 PM
You could soon be able to afford to buy The Boy  a new phone  lol:
;D 

one a week?
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2019, 12:25:11 PM
He is visiting me in London in August and I am taking him to the theatre several times  NickSick NickSick NickSick
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2019, 12:27:55 PM
I have had a phone call this morning ..The Brat has broken her phone screen ( again !!!) .....the world has ended yet again  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2019, 12:36:29 PM
I have had a phone call this morning ..The Brat has broken her phone screen ( again !!!) .....the world has ended yet again  ::) ::) ::)
Buy her a phone you can use wearing mittens and buy her a set of mittens too?
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2019, 12:40:40 PM
Nice of her to let you know. WHat is she going to do about it? whistle:




Spoke to my best mate this morning. His son (33) has moved in with them. He wants to get his own place but needs a deposit to get a mortgage. He said, "If you give me £10000 I will move out". SImples  ::)
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2019, 12:50:38 PM
Never let them move back in  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2019, 12:54:24 PM
The Boy is moving back in with the late Mrs Nick in August. I can't see that going too well  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2019, 12:57:51 PM
Indeed ....sounds like she is deaded from that statement  lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2019, 01:02:29 PM
Indeed ....sounds like she is deaded from that statement  lol:

Buried in the air raid shelter prolly...  scared2:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2019, 01:04:41 PM
 rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 06, 2019, 01:07:41 PM
I am sure she will have no issues with the fragant Sophie sharing The Boy's bedroom  whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2019, 01:08:53 PM
That could get interesting (and noisy)
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2019, 01:55:23 PM
That could get interesting (and noisy)
Popcorn:

Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2019, 01:55:44 PM
Indeed ....sounds like she is deaded from that statement  lol:

Buried in the air raid shelter prolly...  scared2:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2019, 02:10:03 PM

(https://i.postimg.cc/F7YpgKqm/insurance.png) (https://postimg.cc/F7YpgKqm)


 whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2019, 02:11:40 PM
Frankly, if he knew how much he stands to inherit from both of us he would prolly hire a hit man  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2019, 02:14:01 PM
Frankly, if he knew how much he stands to inherit from both of us he would prolly hire a hit man  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Get the Beers in ......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2019, 02:31:12 PM
Frankly, if he knew how much he stands to inherit from both of us he would prolly hire a hit man  scared2: scared2: scared2:

Get the Beers in ......... Thumbs:

I have a gun like...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2019, 02:46:36 PM
Yes, but you would miss  ::)





































How much to take the late Mrs Nick out?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Barman on May 06, 2019, 02:48:59 PM
Yes, but you would miss  ::)





































How much to take the late Mrs Nick out?  rubschin:

I think you'd be in the frame for that however much the evidence pointed elsewhere!  lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2019, 03:01:49 PM
Frankly, if he knew how much he stands to inherit from both of us he would prolly hire a hit man  scared2: scared2: scared2:
borrow us a grand
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: apc2010 on May 06, 2019, 03:05:26 PM
Yes, but you would miss  ::)





































How much to take the late Mrs Nick out?  rubschin:

Nandos is cheap........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 06, 2019, 03:18:30 PM
Child  ::)
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 06, 2019, 04:18:01 PM
Yes, but you would miss  ::)

How much to take the late Mrs Nick out?  rubschin:

Given your legenday misfortune and BM's infamous accuracy he'd most likely end up hitting you when aiming at the late Mrs Nick...  noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Steve on May 06, 2019, 11:04:35 PM
Yes, but you would miss  ::)


How much to take the late Mrs Nick out?  rubschin:

Nandos is cheap........ Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2019, 04:25:22 PM
Latest from Sgt Kylie   ::)

Good Afternoon,

 

I have been able to check the incident report and updates now. Unfortunately, we have still been unable to interview the suspect with regards to this incident – there have been several attempts made to do so and the suspect has cancelled on these occasions stating that he has been unable to attend.

 

The new officer in charge of the case is PIO 4392 BARFIELD who will again be attempting to interview the suspect this coming week. If the suspect does not attend, they will be circulated on the Police National Computer as wanted for the offence of failing to stop and be liable for arrest at any time.

Without the interview having been conducted at this time, I am unable to definitively state whether the case will meet the threshold for court, though it would appear that in all likelihood it will.

 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2019, 06:13:31 PM
Just put some Wanted Dead or Alive posters on lamp posts
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2019, 06:18:00 PM
The local plod have his name, address and phone number. Just go round there guys!!! Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Steve on May 26, 2019, 06:22:34 PM
The local plod have his name, address and phone number. Just go round there guys!!! Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Because they're frightened of him and his mates perchance?
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on May 26, 2019, 06:23:10 PM
 noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2019, 06:48:44 PM
Guy fessed up and is going to court  :thumbsup:

Haven't told the plod I wrote the car off  redface: redface:  yet
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Barman on June 04, 2019, 06:52:47 PM
Guy fessed up and is going to court  :thumbsup:

Haven't told the plod I wrote the car off  redface: redface:  yet

Quote from: Nick's Brief
If it pleases the court, the prosecution would like to produce 'Exhibit A'



(https://i.postimg.cc/SXbHZ1BW/2010-buell-blast-crushed.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SXbHZ1BW)



Quote from: Nick's Brief
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Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Nick on June 04, 2019, 07:04:31 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: sad24:
Title: Re: Mr Nick goes to court
Post by: Steve on June 04, 2019, 07:28:06 PM
 lol: lol: lol:


On the other hand surely the defendant himself is exhibit B

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