The Virtual Pub
		Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:06:36 PM
		
			
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				Th police case against my hit and run driver is hotting up  :thumbsup:
1. Leave scene of crash without giving insurance details: up to 10 points on licence and possible fine
2. Lying about who was driving the car: imprisonment?   :thumbsup:
3. TWICE cancelling an invite to the Plod Station for an interview under caution  noooo:
4. Getting yer insurance invalidated because of 1 and 2 above
5. Having to deal with compo for Mr NIck's stiff poorly neck  angel1
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Th epolice case against my hit and run driver is hotting up  :thumbsup:
1. Leave scene of crash without giveing insurance details: up to 10 points on licence and possible fine
2. Lying about who was driving the car: imprisonment?   :thumbsup:
3. TWICE cancelling an invite to the Plod Station for an interview under caution  noooo:
4. Getting yer insurance invalidated because of 1 and 2 above
5. Having to deal with compo for Mr NIck's stiff poorly neck  angel1
 eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
 Sinister:
			 
			
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				The investigating officer works for a pal of mine in the plod. An Inspector (she is my beshtest friend who is also a lock keeper....) eveilgrin:
			
 
			
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The investigating officer works for a pal of mine in the plod. An Inspector (she is my beshtest friend who is also a lock keeper....) eveilgrin:
Niiiiiiice....  :thumbsup:
			 
			
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				I am enjoying this  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
			
 
			
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I am enjoying this  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Apart from your poorly neck and back obvs.  whistle:
			 
			
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				 NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick NickSick
It feels expensive  sad24:
			 
			
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It feels expensive  sad24:
I heard ........Free drinks........ Thumbs:
			 
			
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				Perhaps. Just don't turn up in a stolen car  whistle:
			
 
			
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Perhaps. Just don't turn up in a stolen car  whistle:
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Th epolice case against my hit and run driver is hotting up  :thumbsup:
1. Leave scene of crash without giveing insurance details: up to 10 points on licence and possible fine
2. Lying about who was driving the car: imprisonment?   :thumbsup:
3. TWICE cancelling an invite to the Plod Station for an interview under caution  noooo:
4. Getting yer insurance invalidated because of 1 and 2 above
5. Having to deal with compo for Mr NIck's stiff poorly neck  angel1
 eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
 Sinister:
 Sinister: Sinister:
			 
			
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Th epolice case against my hit and run driver is hotting up  :thumbsup:
1. Leave scene of crash without giveing insurance details: up to 10 points on licence and possible fine
2. Lying about who was driving the car: imprisonment?   :thumbsup:
3. TWICE cancelling an invite to the Plod Station for an interview under caution  noooo:
4. Getting yer insurance invalidated because of 1 and 2 above
5. Having to deal with compo for Mr NIck's stiff poorly neck  angel1
 eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
 Sinister:
 Sinister: Sinister:
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				You could soon be able to afford to buy The Boy  a new phone  lol:
			
 
			
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				He can fvck right off  cussing: cussing: cussing:
			
 
			
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You could soon be able to afford to buy The Boy  a new phone  lol:
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one a week?
			 
			
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				He is visiting me in London in August and I am taking him to the theatre several times  NickSick NickSick NickSick
			
 
			
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				I have had a phone call this morning ..The Brat has broken her phone screen ( again !!!) .....the world has ended yet again  ::) ::) ::)
			
 
			
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I have had a phone call this morning ..The Brat has broken her phone screen ( again !!!) .....the world has ended yet again  ::) ::) ::)
Buy her a phone you can use wearing mittens and buy her a set of mittens too?
			 
			
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				Nice of her to let you know. WHat is she going to do about it? whistle:
Spoke to my best mate this morning. His son (33) has moved in with them. He wants to get his own place but needs a deposit to get a mortgage. He said, "If you give me £10000 I will move out". SImples  ::)
			 
			
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				Never let them move back in  noooo: noooo: noooo:
			 
			
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				The Boy is moving back in with the late Mrs Nick in August. I can't see that going too well  noooo: noooo:
			
 
			
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				Indeed ....sounds like she is deaded from that statement  lol:
			
 
			
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Indeed ....sounds like she is deaded from that statement  lol:
Buried in the air raid shelter prolly...  scared2:
			 
			
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				 rubschin: rubschin:
			
 
			
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				I am sure she will have no issues with the fragant Sophie sharing The Boy's bedroom  whistle:
			
 
			
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				That could get interesting (and noisy)
			
 
			
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That could get interesting (and noisy)
Popcorn: 
			 
			
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Indeed ....sounds like she is deaded from that statement  lol:
Buried in the air raid shelter prolly...  scared2:
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(https://i.postimg.cc/F7YpgKqm/insurance.png) (https://postimg.cc/F7YpgKqm)
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				Frankly, if he knew how much he stands to inherit from both of us he would prolly hire a hit man  scared2: scared2: scared2:
			
 
			
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Frankly, if he knew how much he stands to inherit from both of us he would prolly hire a hit man  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Get the Beers in ......... Thumbs:
			 
			
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Frankly, if he knew how much he stands to inherit from both of us he would prolly hire a hit man  scared2: scared2: scared2:
Get the Beers in ......... Thumbs:
I have a gun like...  rubschin:
			 
			
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				Yes, but you would miss  ::)
How much to take the late Mrs Nick out?  rubschin:
			 
			
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Yes, but you would miss  ::)
How much to take the late Mrs Nick out?  rubschin:
I think you'd be in the frame for that however much the evidence pointed elsewhere!  lol:
			 
			
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Frankly, if he knew how much he stands to inherit from both of us he would prolly hire a hit man  scared2: scared2: scared2:
borrow us a grand
			 
			
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Yes, but you would miss  ::)
How much to take the late Mrs Nick out?  rubschin:
Nandos is cheap........ Thumbs:
			 
			
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				Child  ::)
			
 
			
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Yes, but you would miss  ::)
How much to take the late Mrs Nick out?  rubschin:
Given your legenday misfortune and BM's infamous accuracy he'd most likely end up hitting you when aiming at the late Mrs Nick...  noooo:
			 
			
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Yes, but you would miss  ::)
How much to take the late Mrs Nick out?  rubschin:
Nandos is cheap........ Thumbs:
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				Latest from Sgt Kylie   ::)
Good Afternoon,
 
I have been able to check the incident report and updates now. Unfortunately, we have still been unable to interview the suspect with regards to this incident – there have been several attempts made to do so and the suspect has cancelled on these occasions stating that he has been unable to attend.
 
The new officer in charge of the case is PIO 4392 BARFIELD who will again be attempting to interview the suspect this coming week. If the suspect does not attend, they will be circulated on the Police National Computer as wanted for the offence of failing to stop and be liable for arrest at any time.
Without the interview having been conducted at this time, I am unable to definitively state whether the case will meet the threshold for court, though it would appear that in all likelihood it will.
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
			 
			
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				Just put some Wanted Dead or Alive posters on lamp posts
			
 
			
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				The local plod have his name, address and phone number. Just go round there guys!!! Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
			
 
			
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The local plod have his name, address and phone number. Just go round there guys!!! Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Because they're frightened of him and his mates perchance?
			 
			
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				Guy fessed up and is going to court  :thumbsup:
Haven't told the plod I wrote the car off  redface: redface:  yet
			 
			
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Guy fessed up and is going to court  :thumbsup:
Haven't told the plod I wrote the car off  redface: redface:  yet
If it pleases the court, the prosecution would like to produce 'Exhibit A'
(https://i.postimg.cc/SXbHZ1BW/2010-buell-blast-crushed.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/SXbHZ1BW)
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				 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: sad24:
			
 
			
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				 lol: lol: lol:
On the other hand surely the defendant himself is exhibit B
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