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Title: Bees
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:02:14 PM
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2019, 02:04:51 PM
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I rescued a poorly bee yesterday and revived it with sugar water...  angel1

...I wonder if it was that one...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:07:42 PM
DId you give it my address?  evil:
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2019, 02:23:25 PM
DId you give it my address?  evil:

Ummm... No, of course not...  redface:
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2019, 02:29:39 PM
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

The colour attracts them....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:30:47 PM
You mean they like distinguished looking men with nice pepper and salt locks?
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: apc2010 on May 05, 2019, 02:31:43 PM
You mean they like distinguished looking men with nice pepper and salt locks?

Which canal is that one on ............ rubschin:
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2019, 02:32:44 PM
 horn: horn:
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2019, 03:10:45 PM
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I rescued a poorly bee yesterday and revived it with sugar water...  angel1  . . .
:thumbsup: both

does rescuing wasps count for an  angel1 sticker?
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2019, 03:28:47 PM
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I rescued a poorly bee yesterday and revived it with sugar water...  angel1  . . .
:thumbsup: both

does rescuing wasps count for an  angel1 sticker?

 noooo:

A rolled-up newspaper is the only thing for wasps....  cussing:
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2019, 03:33:19 PM
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I rescued a poorly bee yesterday and revived it with sugar water...  angel1  . . .
:thumbsup: both

does rescuing wasps count for an  angel1 sticker?

 noooo:

A rolled-up newspaper is the only thing for wasps....  cussing:
yet again I'm in your bad books then
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2019, 03:41:39 PM
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I rescued a poorly bee yesterday and revived it with sugar water...  angel1  . . .
:thumbsup: both

does rescuing wasps count for an  angel1 sticker?

 noooo:

A rolled-up newspaper is the only thing for wasps....  cussing:
yet again I'm in your bad books then

Or bad rolled up newspapers   whistle:

The VD had a wasps' nest which was leaking the buggers into her house. Mr Wasp? Meet Mr Clipboard  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Barman on May 05, 2019, 05:22:43 PM
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I rescued a poorly bee yesterday and revived it with sugar water...  angel1  . . .
:thumbsup: both

does rescuing wasps count for an  angel1 sticker?

 noooo:

A rolled-up newspaper is the only thing for wasps....  cussing:
yet again I'm in your bad books then

Or bad rolled up newspapers   whistle:

The VD had a wasps' nest which was leaking the buggers into her house. Mr Wasp? Meet Mr Clipboard  eveilgrin:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2019, 06:07:34 PM
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I rescued a poorly bee yesterday and revived it with sugar water...  angel1  . . .
:thumbsup: both

does rescuing wasps count for an  angel1 sticker?

 noooo:

A rolled-up newspaper is the only thing for wasps....  cussing:
yet again I'm in your bad books then

Or bad rolled up newspapers   whistle:

The VD had a wasps' nest which was leaking the buggers into her house. Mr Wasp? Meet Mr Clipboard  eveilgrin:

Given your past experiences with wasps nests something tells me that isnt going to end well..  noooo:
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2019, 06:10:18 PM
That was an accident  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 05, 2019, 06:22:47 PM
That was an accident  cussing: cussing: cussing:

Why do I get the feeling that phrase will be your epitaph...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2019, 06:43:49 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2019, 08:05:37 PM
I hear all the stuff about bees being endangered. In general, I approve of bees. I like honey too. Thanks, bees.

Im my garden renewal I have planted stuff that bees like  angel1

So, a word of advice, do not climb into my hair and sting my head, OK?  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 lol: lol: lol:

I rescued a poorly bee yesterday and revived it with sugar water...  angel1

...I wonder if it was that one...?  rubschin:
Coincidentally this just appeared on the BBC news home page

Saving bees with sugar: Connecting with nature or 'a last resort'? (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-48093351)
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Nick on May 05, 2019, 08:10:48 PM
It could make them fat and diabetic noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Bees
Post by: Steve on May 05, 2019, 08:30:38 PM
It could make them fat and diabetic noooo: noooo:
safer than giving them BM's home brew

Also a nice plug for waspies in same article