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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on April 29, 2019, 11:53:03 AM
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Whatever came over me? sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Whatever came over me? sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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A big hammer by the looks of it... ::)
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It bleddy well arrived like that cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: And I have not got a crosshead screwdriver Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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It bleddy well arrived like that cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: And I have not got a crosshead screwdriver Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Get a man in .......... Thumbs:
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I am considering it redface:
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It bleddy well arrived like that cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: And I have not got a crosshead screwdriver Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
"I have not got a crosshead screwdriver" ?
We need an Arty Farty emotiwotsit
real blokes have loads of cross headed screwdrivers (of both types) as do many real women
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Shrugs:
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It bleddy well arrived like that cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: And I have not got a crosshead screwdriver Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
"I have not got a crosshead screwdriver" ?
We need an Arty Farty emotiwotsit
real blokes have loads of cross headed screwdrivers (of both types) as do many real women
This one perhaps...? Gayer:
I bet he doesn't have boxes of cables either... noooo:
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It bleddy well arrived like that cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: And I have not got a crosshead screwdriver Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
"I have not got a crosshead screwdriver" ?
We need an Arty Farty emotiwotsit
real blokes have loads of cross headed screwdrivers (of both types) as do many real women
This one perhaps...? Gayer:
I bet he doesn't have boxes of cables either... noooo:
No, no boxes of odd cables again.....ever. Have you forgotten what happened last time when he started randomly plugging them in to things... scared2:
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It bleddy well arrived like that cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: And I have not got a crosshead screwdriver Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
"I have not got a crosshead screwdriver" ?
We need an Arty Farty emotiwotsit
real blokes have loads of cross headed screwdrivers (of both types) as do many real women
This one perhaps...? Gayer:
I bet he doesn't have boxes of cables either... noooo:
Or that trusty can of 3 in 1 oil that you can't remember when you bought it
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It bleddy well arrived like that cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: And I have not got a crosshead screwdriver Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
"I have not got a crosshead screwdriver" ?
We need an Arty Farty emotiwotsit
real blokes have loads of cross headed screwdrivers (of both types) as do many real women
This one perhaps...? Gayer:
I bet he doesn't have boxes of cables either... noooo:
Or that trusty can of 3 in 1 oil that you can't remember when you bought it
Or 10 tins of WD40...? Shrugs:
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Spray LL daily. at her age...........etc.
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It bleddy well arrived like that cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: And I have not got a crosshead screwdriver Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
"I have not got a crosshead screwdriver" ?
We need an Arty Farty emotiwotsit
real blokes have loads of cross headed screwdrivers (of both types) as do many real women
This one perhaps...? Gayer:
I bet he doesn't have boxes of cables either... noooo:
Or that trusty can of 3 in 1 oil that you can't remember when you bought it
Or 10 tins of WD40...? Shrugs:
So WD400..??
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It bleddy well arrived like that cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: And I have not got a crosshead screwdriver Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
"I have not got a crosshead screwdriver" ?
We need an Arty Farty emotiwotsit
real blokes have loads of cross headed screwdrivers (of both types) as do many real women
This one perhaps...? Gayer:
I bet he doesn't have boxes of cables either... noooo:
Or that trusty can of 3 in 1 oil that you can't remember when you bought it
Or 10 tins of WD40...? Shrugs:
think we're down to 3 now
once upon a time wouldn't leave the house without it, car electrics being so water prone in the 1970s
rubschin: one of those cans is probably from the mid 1970s
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Dear God man you are not equipped to live on your own noooo:
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Dear God man you are not equipped to live on your own noooo:
Did you ever drive a Mk 1 Cortina c 1975?
One spot of rain and it would not start without WD40 sprayed all over the electrics
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Lulu, my Reanault 4 started without fail. until she exploded on the A3 redface:
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Every home requires a basic toolkit, radiator key, WD40, basic sewing kit, set of Allen keys, spare fuses and super glue lol:
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It bleddy well arrived like that cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: And I have not got a crosshead screwdriver Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
"I have not got a crosshead screwdriver" ?
We need an Arty Farty emotiwotsit
real blokes have loads of cross headed screwdrivers (of both types) as do many real women
This one perhaps...? Gayer:
I bet he doesn't have boxes of cables either... noooo:
Or that trusty can of 3 in 1 oil that you can't remember when you bought it
Or 10 tins of WD40...? Shrugs:
think we're down to 3 now
once upon a time wouldn't leave the house without it, car electrics being so water prone in the 1970s
rubschin: one of those cans is probably from the mid 1970s
My first car was an Austin 1300 - couldn't leave the house without half a dozen cans of Damp Start.... noooo:
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Every home requires a basic toolkit of voddy and chocolate
whistle:
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Attach Gromit x to sub-frame G using Screw Type 2
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Whatever came over me? sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Did you just lose at Jenga........... rubschin:
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It took my mate Chris 20 minutes redface: redface:
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It took my mate Chris 20 minutes redface: redface:
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It wasn't exactly rocket science was it...? noooo:
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It bleddy well was! cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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Squirrels will love that :thumbsup: lol:
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I know, the squirrels outnumber the birds round here noooo: noooo:
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Squirrels will love that :thumbsup: lol:
:thumbsup: we put out feeders for both
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Squirrels will love that :thumbsup: lol:
:thumbsup: we put out feeders for both
Nick and Miss D.......... rubschin:
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Squirrels will love that :thumbsup: lol:
:thumbsup: we put out feeders for both
Nick and Miss D.......... rubschin:
::)
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It took my mate Chris 20 minutes redface: redface:
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It wasn't exactly rocket science was it...? noooo:
Are you insane??? For the love of God don't give Nick the idea to start playing around with rockets... scared2:
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It has happened again facepalm: sad24:
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It has happened again facepalm: sad24:
Get a man in... ::)
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It has happened again facepalm: sad24:
http://www.diybasics.co.uk/putting-together-flat-pack-furniture.html (http://www.diybasics.co.uk/putting-together-flat-pack-furniture.html)
whistle:
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So these two rods have standard screw threads at each end so you can screw then into the base at one end and two more rods at the top end.
As you screw one end the other end unscrews Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Repeat for all eternity. I may have to read the instructions again, but I can see no way to resolve this cussing: cussing: cussing:
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So these two rods have standard screw threads at each end so you can screw then into the base at one end and two more rods at the top end.
As you screw one end the other end unscrews Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Repeat for all eternity. I may have to read the instructions again, but I can see no way to resolve this cussing: cussing: cussing:
What are you making...? ::)
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01ID7TCPA/ref=pe_3187911_189395841_TE_3p_dp_1 (https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01ID7TCPA/ref=pe_3187911_189395841_TE_3p_dp_1)
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01ID7TCPA/ref=pe_3187911_189395841_TE_3p_dp_1 (https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01ID7TCPA/ref=pe_3187911_189395841_TE_3p_dp_1)
Ten mins tops... ::)
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01ID7TCPA/ref=pe_3187911_189395841_TE_3p_dp_1 (https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01ID7TCPA/ref=pe_3187911_189395841_TE_3p_dp_1)
From the comments...
I could not understand why many people found this lamp so difficult to assemble or suggested that it is 'cheap' or may fail sometime fairly soon. It takes a bit of thinking for a few minutes but the instructions and diagrams are easy to follow and quite clear enough. It is probably best to have a helping hand due to the length of the uprights while gently drawing-up the pre-configured cables back through the upright poles but it was not at all difficult. Everything screwed neatly into place exactly as per the instructions. The base of the unit is lovely, quite heavy, and supports the whole unit very well indeed, with no tilting or swaying. Just ensure you screw the components together properly and tighten any nuts that they show you to do. Even the proper size spanner is included.
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Obviously a lie written by the designer ::)
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Obviously a lie written by the designer ::)
happy001
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It's almost worth buying one to see how quick we can do it
And then return it for a refund of course
To be fair some of the reviews say it is a bit difficult to assemble, needs a spanner etc
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It's almost worth buying one to see how quick we can do it
And then return it for a refund of course
To be fair some of the reviews say it is a bit difficult to assemble, needs a spanner etc
I reckon there is a spanner in the room! happy002
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01ID7TCPA/ref=pe_3187911_189395841_TE_3p_dp_1 (https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01ID7TCPA/ref=pe_3187911_189395841_TE_3p_dp_1)
From the comments...
I could not understand why many people found this lamp so difficult to assemble or suggested that it is 'cheap' or may fail sometime fairly soon. It takes a bit of thinking for a few minutes but the instructions and diagrams are easy to follow and quite clear enough. It is probably best to have a helping hand due to the length of the uprights while gently drawing-up the pre-configured cables back through the upright poles but it was not at all difficult. Everything screwed neatly into place exactly as per the instructions. The base of the unit is lovely, quite heavy, and supports the whole unit very well indeed, with no tilting or swaying. Just ensure you screw the components together properly and tighten any nuts that they show you to do. Even the proper size spanner is included.
Habarosen
5.0 out of 5 starsExactly what I wanted.
16 January 2018
Colour: Satin ChromeVerified Purchase
The lamp was very easy to assemble on my own without use of the instructions. I'm a 50 year old female and if I can do it, anyone can!
lol:
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01ID7TCPA/ref=pe_3187911_189395841_TE_3p_dp_1 (https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01ID7TCPA/ref=pe_3187911_189395841_TE_3p_dp_1)
From the comments...
I could not understand why many people found this lamp so difficult to assemble or suggested that it is 'cheap' or may fail sometime fairly soon. It takes a bit of thinking for a few minutes but the instructions and diagrams are easy to follow and quite clear enough. It is probably best to have a helping hand due to the length of the uprights while gently drawing-up the pre-configured cables back through the upright poles but it was not at all difficult. Everything screwed neatly into place exactly as per the instructions. The base of the unit is lovely, quite heavy, and supports the whole unit very well indeed, with no tilting or swaying. Just ensure you screw the components together properly and tighten any nuts that they show you to do. Even the proper size spanner is included.
Habarosen
5.0 out of 5 starsExactly what I wanted.
16 January 2018
Colour: Satin ChromeVerified Purchase
The lamp was very easy to assemble on my own without use of the instructions. I'm a 50 year old female and if I can do it, anyone can!
lol:
happy001
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It's almost worth buying one to see how quick we can do it
And then return it for a refund of course
To be fair some of the reviews say it is a bit difficult to assemble, needs a spanner etc
I reckon there is a spanner in the room! happy002
lol: lol: lol: :thumbsup:
classic volley ball play. I set it up for you to smash it over the net
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So these two rods have standard screw threads at each end so you can screw then into the base at one end and two more rods at the top end.
As you screw one end the other end unscrews Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Repeat for all eternity. I may have to read the instructions again, but I can see no way to resolve this cussing: cussing: cussing:
Unlike you to have lost the threads whistle:
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So these two rods have standard screw threads at each end so you can screw then into the base at one end and two more rods at the top end.
As you screw one end the other end unscrews Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Repeat for all eternity. I may have to read the instructions again, but I can see no way to resolve this cussing: cussing: cussing:
Unlike you to have lost the threads whistle:
;D ;D Thumbs:
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So these two rods have standard screw threads at each end so you can screw then into the base at one end and two more rods at the top end.
As you screw one end the other end unscrews Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Repeat for all eternity. I may have to read the instructions again, but I can see no way to resolve this cussing: cussing: cussing:
Unlike you to have lost the threads whistle:
;D ;D Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol: :thumbsup:
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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It seems that I may have misread the instructions slightly redface:
Now all I need are some halogen bulbs Banghead
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And I had a few teeny bits leftover, so I threw them away. redface:
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noooo:
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So these two rods have standard screw threads at each end so you can screw then into the base at one end and two more rods at the top end.
As you screw one end the other end unscrews Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Repeat for all eternity. I may have to read the instructions again, but I can see no way to resolve this cussing: cussing: cussing:
Unlike you to have lost the threads whistle:
A screw loose you say... rubschin:
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It seems that I may have misread the instructions slightly redface:
Now all I need are some halogen bulbs Banghead
Instructions ,,,,, noooo: rookie mistake........ noooo:
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It seems that I may have misread the instructions slightly redface:
Now all I need are some halogen bulbs Banghead
Instructions ,,,,, noooo: rookie mistake........ noooo:
Rookie.. noooo:
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At B&Q:
I need an R7 and a G9 halogen bulb please
Her: What size of R7?
Me: ????
Her: They come in two different sizes Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
I bought the wrong fvcking size cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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At B&Q:
I need an R7 and a G9 halogen bulb please
Her: What size of R7?
Me: ????
Her: They come in two different sizes Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
I bought the wrong fvcking size cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Change the lamp....... Thumbs: Thumbs:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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At B&Q:
I need an R7 and a G9 halogen bulb please
Her: What size of R7?
Me: ????
Her: They come in two different sizes Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
I bought the wrong fvcking size cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
point: point: point:
Why didn't you buy two...? ::)
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At B&Q:
I need an R7 and a G9 halogen bulb please
Her: What size of R7?
Me: ????
Her: They come in two different sizes Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
I bought the wrong fvcking size cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
point: point: point:
Why didn't you buy two...? ::)
...boxes of ten
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At B&Q:
I need an R7 and a G9 halogen bulb please
Her: What size of R7?
Me: ????
Her: They come in two different sizes Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
I bought the wrong fvcking size cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
point: point: point:
Why didn't you buy two...? ::)
...boxes of ten
happy001
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At B&Q:
I need an R7 and a G9 halogen bulb please
Her: What size of R7?
Me: ????
Her: They come in two different sizes Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
I bought the wrong fvcking size cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
point: point: point:
Why didn't you buy two...? ::)
...boxes of ten
happy001
lol: lol: lol:
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At B&Q:
I need an R7 and a G9 halogen bulb please
Her: What size of R7?
Me: ????
Her: They come in two different sizes Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
I bought the wrong fvcking size cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
point: point: point:
Why didn't you buy two...? ::)
both?
But this talks to one of those absurdities of human behaviour, we (yes me included) seemingly never factor in the cost of travel and sheer fag of it when making buying decisions. People will spend £2 and 20 minutes travelling to a free ATM to save £1.50 and similar to avoid buying both when there's a 50:50 chance of getting it wrong
Humans eh? It's a wonder we got out of the caves