The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2019, 02:37:14 PM
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For Nick tis the incorrect use of apostrophes and grammar generally
For JOM tis anything constructively incorrect according to the Bible of Road Resurfacing and Traffic Management
For BM tis whether to flip or fin
For Tipsy - tis anything Nick says lol:
For Steve ...mmmmmm could be he is the most tolerant one
For GM tis anything if he has not had the required vat of strong enough coffee
For DS - tis nothing as he couldn't give a monkeys what us plebby peasants worry about
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Bored at werk at the carncil?
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rubschin:
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. . . For Steve ...mmmmmm could be he is the most tolerant one . . .
noooo:
earworms and false stories
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. . . For Steve ...mmmmmm could be he is the most tolerant one . . .
noooo:
earworms and false stories
I don't believe you....... whistle:
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. . . For Steve ...mmmmmm could be he is the most tolerant one . . .
noooo:
earworms and false stories
I don't believe you....... whistle:
evil:
;D
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For Nick tis the incorrect use of apostrophes and grammar generally
For JOM tis anything constructively incorrect according to the Bible of Road Resurfacing and Traffic Management
For BM tis whether to flip or fin
For Tipsy - tis anything Nick says lol:
For Steve ...mmmmmm could be he is the most tolerant one
For GM tis anything if he has not had the required vat of strong enough coffee
For DS - tis nothing as he couldn't give a monkeys what us plebby peasants worry about
For Apey it's anybody on here mentioning Tapatalk, reminding him that he paid for it. whistle:
Mine isn't helped by being mothered by a lass half my age at work who thinks my caffeine intake is too high... lol:
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For Nick tis the incorrect use of apostrophes and grammar generally
For JOM tis anything constructively incorrect according to the Bible of Road Resurfacing and Traffic Management
For BM tis whether to flip or fin
For Tipsy - tis anything Nick says lol:
For Steve ...mmmmmm could be he is the most tolerant one
For GM tis anything if he has not had the required vat of strong enough coffee
For DS - tis nothing as he couldn't give a monkeys what us plebby peasants worry about
For Apey it's anybody on here mentioning Tapatalk, reminding him that he paid for it. whistle:
Mine isn't helped by being mothered by a lass half my age at work who thinks my caffeine intake is too high... lol:
cussing: BM still waiting for refund..... evil:
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The artist formerly known as TMR has too many to narrow down rubschin:
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For Miss D it's anybody who touches her voddy or creme eggs... scared2:
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The artist formerly known as TMR has too many to narrow down rubschin:
He's not Short on complaints......... whistle:
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The artist formerly known as TMR has too many to narrow down rubschin:
I seem to recall he thought you had a pert bum. He needs to get to Specsavers. Mind you, that was the same day he fell under a train whistle: at Wandsworth Common....
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For Miss D it's anybody who touches her voddy or creme eggs... scared2:
I'm perfect ..this is an established fact lol:
Also as a woman I am entitled to change my mind on a daily basis.
Today's irritant was some boy band member wannabe who sat in a meeting this morning in his Gareth Southgate waistcoat and white shirt with 4 buttons undone sick2:. But this was not his biggest sin. He kept handling his floppiness!!!
His hair of course lol: the uncountable mane that he kept having to flick back, run his fingers through, wobble his head to shift the load etc.
Literal tosser !!
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The artist formerly known as TMR has too many to narrow down rubschin:
I seem to recall he thought you had a pert bum. He needs to get to Specsavers. Mind you, that was the same day he fell under a train whistle: at Wandsworth Common....
Good times lol:
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Like Jock the window cleaner, like? whistle:
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For Nick tis the incorrect use of apostrophes and grammar generally
For JOM tis anything constructively incorrect according to the Bible of Road Resurfacing and Traffic Management
For BM tis whether to flip or fin
For Tipsy - tis anything Nick says lol:
For Steve ...mmmmmm could be he is the most tolerant one
For GM tis anything if he has not had the required vat of strong enough coffee
For DS - tis nothing as he couldn't give a monkeys what us plebby peasants worry about
For Apey it's anybody on here mentioning Tapatalk, reminding him that he paid for it. whistle:
Mine isn't helped by being mothered by a lass half my age at work who thinks my caffeine intake is too high... lol:
cussing: BM still waiting for refund..... evil:
point:
I'm waiting for my popcorn seasoning money! cussing:
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The artist formerly known as TMR has too many to narrow down rubschin:
Currently, it is the other drivers on the A23 between Horley and Earlswood, in the northerly direction at about 19:20. Although Greta Thunberg is rapidly moving up the list.
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lol: lol: lol:
Yes indeed...she will be given the Brexit task next ::)
Gove is just an absolute shower of Shite........head in bucket to everybody else but a 16 year old Scandinavian....hmmm to her he must listen whistle:
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The artist formerly known as TMR has too many to narrow down rubschin:
. . .Although Greta Thunberg is rapidly moving up the list.
:thumbsup: the sight of all those MPs fawning over her vacuous utterances yesterday was Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
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She has serial killer eyes !!!
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She has serial killer eyes !!!
and that scared2:
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Shelling out €2K for pest control! cussing:
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Shelling out €2K for pest control! cussing:
Snails....... rubschin:
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Shelling out €2K for pest control! cussing:
Snails....... rubschin:
doh:
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Shelling out €2K for pest control! cussing:
Should have had a housesitter... whistle:
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Shelling out €2K for pest control! cussing:
Should have had a housesitter... whistle:
No, it wasn't Apey... ::)
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Shelling out €2K for pest control! cussing:
Should have had a housesitter... whistle:
Thumbs:............ cloud9:
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Shelling out €2K for pest control! cussing:
Should have had a housesitter... whistle:
Thumbs:............ cloud9:
I think BM cleared out all the booze before he left... whistle: