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Title: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2019, 01:54:35 PM: When you buy stuff online and see the dread words and then you know that there will be a diagram that says "Connect screwbolt H to threadnut X using the supplied tool" Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 02:01:46 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2019, 01:54:35 PM
When you buy stuff online and see the dread words and then you know that there will be a diagram that says "Connect screwbolt H to threadnut X using the supplied tool" Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

It also doesn't help when the assembler has a screw loose.... whistle:
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2019, 02:08:15 PM: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:08:32 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2019, 01:54:35 PM
When you buy stuff online and see the dread words and then you know that there will be a diagram that says "Connect screwbolt H to threadnut X using the supplied tool" Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Or, "使用随附的工具将螺栓螺栓H连接到螺纹螺母X." noooo:
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 21, 2019, 02:09:20 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2019, 02:08:15 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Are you saying that there aren't members here who wouldn't say I've hit the nail on the head...? whistle:
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2019, 02:12:18 PM: YOu come round and put the bastard stuff together then cussing: cussing: cussing:

You can try Mr Stew as a reward whistle:
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2019, 02:12:50 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:08:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2019, 01:54:35 PM
When you buy stuff online and see the dread words and then you know that there will be a diagram that says "Connect screwbolt H to threadnut X using the supplied tool" Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Or, "使用随附的工具将螺栓螺栓H连接到螺纹螺母X." noooo:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2019, 02:17:51 PM: Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2019, 02:12:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:08:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2019, 01:54:35 PM
When you buy stuff online and see the dread words and then you know that there will be a diagram that says "Connect screwbolt H to threadnut X using the supplied tool" Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Or, "使用随附的工具将螺栓螺栓H连接到螺纹螺母X." noooo:
:thumbsup:

cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2019, 02:28:54 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2019, 02:17:51 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2019, 02:12:50 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 02:08:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2019, 01:54:35 PM
When you buy stuff online and see the dread words and then you know that there will be a diagram that says "Connect screwbolt H to threadnut X using the supplied tool" Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Or, "使用随附的工具将螺栓螺栓H连接到螺纹螺母X." noooo:
:thumbsup:

cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Easy......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2019, 02:57:20 PM: Don't worry ..the birds will use the table whether it's on the floor or on legs :thumbsup:
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2019, 03:06:36 PM: It isn't just the bird table noooo: noooo: sad24:
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2019, 03:12:57 PM: Bung one of the gazillions of men you have entering your doorway an extra wodge to help with your erection lol:
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2019, 03:19:39 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2019, 03:12:57 PM
Bung one of the gazillions of men you have entering your doorway an extra wodge to help with your erection lol:

evil:

Mr Baxter is back on Friday with his boys rubschin: It is a sodding chest of drawers scared2:
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2019, 03:21:31 PM: Quote from: Nick on April 21, 2019, 03:19:39 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2019, 03:12:57 PM
Bung one of the gazillions of men you have entering your doorway an extra wodge to help with your erection lol:

evil:

Mr Baxter is back on Friday with his boys rubschin: It is a sodding chest of drawers scared2:

noooo:
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2019, 04:17:10 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2019, 03:12:57 PM
Bung one of the gazillions of men you have entering your doorway an extra wodge to help with your erection lol:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2019, 04:33:57 PM: Skyped with Miss I today. She can help with my erection anytime angel1
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2019, 05:44:27 PM: Oooooh it's that chest and drawers you are looking at doing lol:
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Barman on April 21, 2019, 06:32:21 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2019, 05:44:27 PM
Oooooh it's that chest and drawers you are looking at doing lol:

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Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Nick on April 21, 2019, 06:34:18 PM: redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Steve on April 21, 2019, 06:58:52 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 06:32:21 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2019, 05:44:27 PM
Oooooh it's that chest and drawers you are looking at doing lol:

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Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: apc2010 on April 21, 2019, 07:04:01 PM: Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2019, 06:58:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 06:32:21 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2019, 05:44:27 PM
Oooooh it's that chest and drawers you are looking at doing lol:

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Title: Re: "Some assembly required"
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 22, 2019, 10:00:20 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 21, 2019, 07:04:01 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 21, 2019, 06:58:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 21, 2019, 06:32:21 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 21, 2019, 05:44:27 PM
Oooooh it's that chest and drawers you are looking at doing lol:

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lol: lol: lol:

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