Post by: Nick on March 27, 2019, 04:00:02 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2019, 04:04:10 PM
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2019, 04:17:57 PM
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2019, 04:23:35 PM
All manner of things that I am hopelessly incompetent at. I am surprised that BM does not do this more often too whistle:
No need squire... cool14:
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2019, 04:34:13 PM
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2019, 04:35:25 PM
Then I retired and in a wave of rare honesty admitted that we paid men (+ the occasional woman) to do the less pleasant work because we could
So smart move Nick :thumbsup:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2019, 04:40:22 PM
All manner of things that I am hopelessly incompetent at.Surely that requires more than 8 men?
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2019, 04:42:23 PM
And how is your man? Busy?
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2019, 04:45:16 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
cussing: cussing: cussing:
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2019, 04:47:41 PM
All manner of things that I am hopelessly incompetent at. I am surprised that BM does not do this more often too whistle:
No need squire... cool14:
LL arranges it for him... whistle:
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2019, 05:02:05 PM
All manner of things that I am hopelessly incompetent at. I am surprised that BM does not do this more often too whistle:
No need squire... cool14:
LL arranges it for him... whistle:
evil:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 27, 2019, 07:07:24 PM
All manner of things that I am hopelessly incompetent at. I am surprised that BM does not do this more often too whistle:
I look forward to the plethora of threads that this event will bring about :thumbsup:
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2019, 07:14:20 PM
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2019, 07:20:57 PM
All manner of things that I am hopelessly incompetent at. I am surprised that BM does not do this more often too whistle:
I look forward to the plethora of disaster threads that this event will bring about :thumbsup:
whistle:
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2019, 07:40:13 PM
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2019, 08:03:46 PM
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2019, 08:13:26 PM
First one is doing an estimate Friday scared2:
I've got the pest control man coming on Friday... facepalm:
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2019, 08:14:41 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2019, 08:37:02 PM
Will he just take LL away?drumroll:
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2019, 08:43:01 PM
Will he just take LL away?but if it was LL that made the appointment . . . . . .
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2019, 08:48:08 PM
Busy negotiating about a cat sitting gig in Dulwich in August cloud9:
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2019, 09:00:45 PM
Termites... redface:
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2019, 09:30:05 PM
evil:Ah yes, living in a warmer climate isn't all good news
Termites... redface:
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2019, 10:57:32 PM
True. Farewell BM noooo:
Busy negotiating about a cat sitting gig in Dulwich in August cloud9:
The return of the Dulwich Horror you say... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2019, 09:31:06 AM
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2019, 09:57:47 AM
First man arriving to quote for a job on Monday morning scared2:
Just got back from the DIY shop with all the bits for the next job... cloud9:
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2019, 11:22:03 AM
First man arriving to quote for a job on Monday morning scared2:
Just got back from the DIY shop with all the bits for the next job... cloud9:
And thus did the legend of Cyplantis begin.... noooo:
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2019, 12:15:17 PM
First man arriving to quote for a job on Monday morning scared2:
Just got back from the DIY shop with all the bits for the next job... cloud9:
And thus did the legend of Cyplantis begin.... noooo:
It is going very well ackchewlee... ::)
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2019, 04:02:19 PM
First man arriving to quote for a job on Monday morning scared2:
Just got back from the DIY shop with all the bits for the next job... cloud9:
And thus did the legend of Cyplantis begin.... noooo:
It is going very well ackchewlee... ::)
It always does..............right up to the point gubberation sets in... whistle:
Post by: Barman on March 30, 2019, 04:25:22 PM
First man arriving to quote for a job on Monday morning scared2:
Just got back from the DIY shop with all the bits for the next job... cloud9:
And thus did the legend of Cyplantis begin.... noooo:
It is going very well ackchewlee... ::)
It always does..............right up to the point gubberation sets in... whistle:
evil:
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2019, 04:39:43 PM
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2019, 05:27:12 PM
Man 2 in Friday and Man 3 on APril 15th :thumbsup:So that Grindr App still working for you then
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2019, 05:30:35 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 30, 2019, 09:10:28 PM
Man 2 in Friday and Man 3 on APril 15th :thumbsup:So that Grindr App still working for you then
Poor Nod... noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2019, 01:51:22 PM
True. Farewell BM noooo:
Busy negotiating about a cat sitting gig in Dulwich in August cloud9:
Quote from: Cat
I have a cunning plan, if I play dead the servants may decide they don't need a stand in serf when they go away and I can get food from the neighbouring peasants.
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noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on April 01, 2019, 10:14:36 PM
First one is doing an estimate Friday scared2:
Man-Friday.......... rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 01, 2019, 10:22:30 PM
First one is doing an estimate Friday scared2:
Man-Friday.......... rubschin:
Does that make Nick Robinson Clouseau...? :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on April 02, 2019, 03:57:26 AM
First one is doing an estimate Friday scared2:
Man-Friday.......... rubschin:
Does that make Nick Robinson Clouseau...? :thumbsup:
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2019, 11:29:21 AM
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2019, 02:51:25 PM
Just had to deal with two enormous wimmin with arms like thighs scared2:
Waiting to see what they want to charge me for Phase 2 scared2:
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2019, 02:54:01 PM
Well, they were so impressive that I gave them a tip angel1
Just had to deal with two enormous wimmin with arms like thighs scared2:
Waiting to see what they want to charge me for Phase 2 scared2:
You changing your leccy...??
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2019, 03:00:32 PM
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2019, 03:05:56 PM
Well, they were so impressive that I gave them a tip angel1
Just had to deal with two enormous wimmin with arms like thighs scared2:
Waiting to see what they want to charge me for Phase 2 scared2:
You changing your leccy...??
drumroll:
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 04, 2019, 08:36:57 AM
drumroll: drumroll:Well, they were so impressive that I gave them a tip angel1
Just had to deal with two enormous wimmin with arms like thighs scared2:
Waiting to see what they want to charge me for Phase 2 scared2:
You changing your leccy...??
drumroll:
Post by: Steve on April 04, 2019, 04:07:58 PM
drumroll: drumroll: drumroll:drumroll: drumroll:Well, they were so impressive that I gave them a tip angel1
Just had to deal with two enormous wimmin with arms like thighs scared2:
Waiting to see what they want to charge me for Phase 2 scared2:
You changing your leccy...??
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2019, 03:50:24 PM
The one who came earlier to give me a quote was excellent
Three more on Thursday eeek:
Post by: apc2010 on April 15, 2019, 04:49:10 PM
Well those two were very efficient eeek:
The one who came earlier to give me a quote was excellent
Three more on Thursday eeek:
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2019, 06:17:59 PM
Well those two were very efficient eeek::thumbsup:
The one who came earlier to give me a quote was excellent
Three more on Thursday eeek:
Post by: Just One More on April 15, 2019, 07:13:56 PM
Well those two were very efficient eeek:
The one who came earlier to give me a quote was excellent
Three more on Thursday eeek:
Tree fellers rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 15, 2019, 07:18:44 PM
Post by: Steve on April 15, 2019, 07:29:42 PM
lol: lol: lol:Well those two were very efficient eeek:
The one who came earlier to give me a quote was excellent
Three more on Thursday eeek:
Tree fellers rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on April 15, 2019, 07:47:21 PM
Well those two were very efficient eeek:
The one who came earlier to give me a quote was excellent
Three more on Thursday eeek:
Tree fellers rubschin:
;D ;D
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 15, 2019, 08:11:09 PM
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 15, 2019, 10:21:54 PM
lol: lol: lol: lol:lol: lol: lol:Well those two were very efficient eeek:
The one who came earlier to give me a quote was excellent
Three more on Thursday eeek:
Tree fellers rubschin:
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2019, 05:53:45 AM
Are you on some kind of Tradesmen dating site ? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Do you think he needed some sharp edges taken off and went onto Grindr...? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2019, 05:58:12 AM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 16, 2019, 06:26:12 AM
Are you on some kind of Tradesmen dating site ? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Do you think he needed some sharp edges taken off and went onto Grindr...? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2019, 07:25:06 AM
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2019, 08:12:37 AM
One of the jobs is going to take 4 or 5 days, so I am moving in with the Vicar's Daughter while that happens cloud9:
The poor girl... noooo:
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2019, 08:15:53 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 16, 2019, 02:53:14 PM
One of the jobs is going to take 4 or 5 days, so I am moving in with the Vicar's Daughter while that happens cloud9:
The poor girl... noooo:
Perhaps she has planned ahead and called in support...
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rubschin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 16, 2019, 04:00:00 PM
One of the jobs is going to take 4 or 5 days, so I am moving in with the Vicar's Daughter while that happens cloud9:
Fumigation ? rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2019, 04:07:51 PM
Post by: Steve on April 16, 2019, 04:16:01 PM
One of the jobs is going to take 4 or 5 days . . .rubschin:
Day 1: arrive, case the joint, wave Nick goodbye
Day 2: put all the decent stuff on eBay
Day 3: drink Nick's booze, watch porn using his internet account
Day 4: rake in the eBay sales money
Day 5: leave thank you card
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2019, 04:18:31 PM
I am giving them my keys scared2: scared2:
Post by: apc2010 on April 16, 2019, 04:21:29 PM
scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
I am giving them my keys scared2: scared2:
noooo:
I'll get the new thread ready...." I am locked out."......... Thumbs:
Post by: Barman on April 16, 2019, 06:01:46 PM
scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
I am giving them my keys scared2: scared2:
noooo:
I'll get the new thread ready...." I am locked out."......... Thumbs:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on April 16, 2019, 06:08:04 PM
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2019, 07:33:58 AM
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 18, 2019, 07:47:19 AM
Man#1 is late ::)
Death by Nick-o-ray??? scared2:
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2019, 08:58:20 AM
Post by: apc2010 on April 18, 2019, 11:06:01 AM
The gang's all here :thumbsup:
Have they got a leader......... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2019, 11:10:52 AM
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2019, 11:20:03 AM
drumroll:The gang's all here :thumbsup:
Have they got a leader......... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2019, 03:47:37 PM
More tomorrow noooo:
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2019, 04:11:44 PM
They have gone NickSickSo what they doing, descaling your pipes?
More tomorrow noooo:
Post by: apc2010 on April 18, 2019, 04:14:07 PM
They have gone NickSickSo what they doing, descaling your pipes?
More tomorrow noooo:
drumroll:........................ redface:
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2019, 04:16:30 PM
They have gone NickSickSo what they doing, descaling your pipes?
More tomorrow noooo:
After tomorrow I have a week or so to recover until Jordan turns up with a mahoosive hose ::)
Post by: apc2010 on April 18, 2019, 05:18:39 PM
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2019, 05:22:49 PM
Post by: Steve on April 18, 2019, 05:35:21 PM
Did one of them leave a brick.......... rubschin:lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2019, 05:43:41 PM
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2019, 01:14:18 PM
Mind you, that tosser from Chesterfield who tried to scam me and failed can bugger off eveilgrin:
Post by: Steve on April 19, 2019, 02:23:30 PM
Bloody hell! This guy is good eeek: Transformation of my garden in 6 hours cloud9: Shocked:
Mind you, that tosser from Chesterfield who tried to scam me and failed can bugger off eveilgrin:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2019, 03:42:53 PM
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2019, 04:13:04 PM
But this change is spectacular and he blew crap over my neighbours' cars so washed them too before he left. And killed all the weeds. And he is coming back on Tuesday to weatherproof it cloud9:
(https://i.postimg.cc/06H2czGt/IMG-0076.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/06H2czGt)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2019, 04:35:29 PM
Post by: Just One More on April 19, 2019, 04:35:55 PM
I wish I had thought of that Banghead
But this change is spectacular and he blew crap over my neighbours' cars so washed them too before he left. And killed all the weeds. And he is coming back on Tuesday to weatherproof it cloud9:
(https://i.postimg.cc/06H2czGt/IMG-0076.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/06H2czGt)
Where's the garden? rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on April 19, 2019, 04:36:19 PM
I wish I had thought of that Banghead
But this change is spectacular and he blew crap over my neighbours' cars so washed them too before he left. And killed all the weeds. And he is coming back on Tuesday to weatherproof it cloud9:
(https://i.postimg.cc/06H2czGt/IMG-0076.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/06H2czGt)
Did he say "See you next Tuesday".......... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2019, 04:47:46 PM
I wish I had thought of that Banghead
But this change is spectacular and he blew crap over my neighbours' cars so washed them too before he left. And killed all the weeds. And he is coming back on Tuesday to weatherproof it cloud9:
(https://i.postimg.cc/06H2czGt/IMG-0076.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/06H2czGt)
Where's the garden? rubschin:
It will be there once I have planted about 400 pots with fruit, veg and flowers you mong! Banghead Banghead Banghead
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 19, 2019, 05:03:15 PM
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2019, 05:05:33 PM
I expect you to turn up in a nurse uniform eyes: to help me get it out
Post by: Steve on April 19, 2019, 05:23:39 PM
Looks nice and ready for the VP BBQ :thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup: and so much wood ready to burn
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2019, 05:39:05 PM
I think a BBQ at my cremation would be in keeping. You are all my beshtest friends and are invited :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on April 19, 2019, 05:45:23 PM
eeek: scared2:
I think a BBQ at my cremation would be in keeping. You are all my beshtest friends and are invited :thumbsup:
Free food........ rubschin:
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 19, 2019, 05:47:02 PM
sad32: sad32: sad32:
I expect you to turn up in a nurse uniform eyes: to help me get it out
(https://inst-1.cdn.shockers.de/hs_cdn/out/pictures//master/product/1/cursed_nurse_krankenschwester_kostuem-zombie_krankenschwester_verkleidung_fuer_halloween-25257.jpg)
scared2:
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2019, 06:00:03 PM
eeek: scared2:
I think a BBQ at my cremation would be in keeping. You are all my beshtest friends and are invited :thumbsup:
Free food........ rubschin:
Indeed. All paid for and even Apey could bring a carrier bag :thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on April 19, 2019, 06:36:42 PM
eeek: scared2:
I think a BBQ at my cremation would be in keeping. You are all my beshtest friends and are invited :thumbsup:
Free food........ rubschin:
Indeed. All paid for and even Apey could bring a carrier bag :thumbsup:
cloud9:
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2019, 06:37:54 PM
eeek: scared2:
I think a BBQ at my cremation would be in keeping. You are all my beshtest friends and are invited :thumbsup:
Free food........ rubschin:
Indeed. All paid for and even Apey could bring a carrier bag :thumbsup:
cloud9:
...if he is fond of ashes
Post by: apc2010 on April 19, 2019, 06:38:17 PM
eeek: scared2:
I think a BBQ at my cremation would be in keeping. You are all my beshtest friends and are invited :thumbsup:
Free food........ rubschin:
Indeed. All paid for and even Apey could bring a carrier bag :thumbsup:
cloud9:
WAIT...........bring my own carrier bag.......... rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2019, 06:44:38 PM
Post by: apc2010 on April 19, 2019, 07:05:08 PM
They will be on sale angel1
I always check "the small print".......... noooo:
Post by: Nick on April 19, 2019, 07:06:43 PM
They will be on sale angel1
I always check "the small print".......... noooo:
For just £10 each (for environmental reasons) whistle:
Post by: Steve on April 19, 2019, 07:33:33 PM
Why of courseThey will be on sale angel1
I always check "the small print".......... noooo:
For just £10 each (for environmental reasons) whistle:
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 20, 2019, 08:25:14 PM
He got the wrong idea when we all said he needed deckng.I wish I had thought of that Banghead
But this change is spectacular and he blew crap over my neighbours' cars so washed them too before he left. And killed all the weeds. And he is coming back on Tuesday to weatherproof it cloud9:
(https://i.postimg.cc/06H2czGt/IMG-0076.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/06H2czGt)
Where's the garden? rubschin:
Post by: apc2010 on April 20, 2019, 08:36:36 PM
He got the wrong idea when we all said he needed deckng.I wish I had thought of that Banghead
But this change is spectacular and he blew crap over my neighbours' cars so washed them too before he left. And killed all the weeds. And he is coming back on Tuesday to weatherproof it cloud9:
(https://i.postimg.cc/06H2czGt/IMG-0076.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/06H2czGt)
Where's the garden? rubschin:
drumroll: lol:
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2019, 07:23:20 AM
Anyway waiting now for Mr Baxter and the men with hoses.
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2019, 08:02:47 AM
If I had done this part of the job yesterday I would not have to have got up at 4.00 to do it evil: evil: evil:
Anyway waiting now for Mr Baxter and the men with hoses.
point:
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2019, 08:06:35 AM
Hose men are stuck in traffic evil:
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2019, 02:13:26 PM
If I had done this part of the job yesterday I would not have to have got up at 4.00 to do it evil: evil: evil:I thought Raymond died years ago.
Anyway waiting now for Mr Baxter . . .
Post by: Nick on April 29, 2019, 02:20:52 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/0K8j29S5/ray.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/0K8j29S5)
(https://i.postimg.cc/qhGBFW5P/virginia.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/qhGBFW5P)
Post by: Barman on April 29, 2019, 02:36:17 PM
If I had done this part of the job yesterday I would not have to have got up at 4.00 to do it evil: evil: evil:I thought Raymond died years ago.
Anyway waiting now for Mr Baxter . . .
sad24:
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2019, 06:40:58 PM
He was an icon of his time, seems terribly dated now when you see recordings of him but his was a pioneer of reporting petrol headery and IIRC was previously a fighter pilot of some reputeIf I had done this part of the job yesterday I would not have to have got up at 4.00 to do it evil: evil: evil:I thought Raymond died years ago.
Anyway waiting now for Mr Baxter . . .
sad24:
And now he has two hopes. That he's dead or Nick's man. A hard choice
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 29, 2019, 07:50:02 PM
Hose men are stuck in traffic evil:
Is this some Robin Hood thing?
Post by: apc2010 on April 29, 2019, 07:53:57 PM
Hose men are stuck in traffic evil:
Is this some Robin Hood thing?
drumroll:
Post by: Steve on April 29, 2019, 08:05:52 PM
lol: lol: lol:Hose men are stuck in traffic evil:
Is this some Robin Hood thing?
drumroll:
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2019, 05:08:06 AM
I am going out for the day
Post by: Barman on April 30, 2019, 05:41:22 AM
Today is Two Big Ladies Day scared2: scared2:
I am going out for the day
88...? rubschin:
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2019, 09:16:12 AM
Today is Two Big Ladies Day scared2: scared2:So the bizarre threesome is right off then?
I am going out for the day
Wise
Post by: apc2010 on April 30, 2019, 03:58:43 PM
Today is Two Big Ladies Day scared2: scared2:
I am going out for the day
Those cooking birds........ rubschin:
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2019, 05:06:05 PM
Tomorrow the decorators are arriving and I move out to the Vicar's Daughter's place :thumbsup:
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2019, 05:49:58 PM
Have you found loads of things you lost years ago and replaced at great expense?
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 30, 2019, 08:39:22 PM
:thumbsup:
Have you found loads of things you lost years ago and replaced at great expense?
A tatty rug you say... rubschin:
Post by: Steve on April 30, 2019, 09:18:31 PM
lol: lol: lol::thumbsup:
Have you found loads of things you lost years ago and replaced at great expense?
A tatty rug you say... rubschin: