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Title: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2019, 02:37:26 PM
Just wondering  rubschin:
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2019, 03:37:16 PM
Just wondering  rubschin:

Where...?
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2019, 03:37:47 PM
UK  whistle:
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2019, 03:38:34 PM
UK  whistle:

Oh, I've no idea...  noooo:
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2019, 03:41:57 PM
Some poor innocent 14 year old (his grandad said he was a lovely boy  ::) ) had an accident ON HIS  MOPED and ended being murdered by a drug gang.

Seems rum to me  rubschin:

You don't think he might have been using it illegally for drug-dealing related purposes, do you?  rubschin:
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2019, 04:04:13 PM
Some poor innocent 14 year old (his grandad said he was a lovely boy  ::) ) had an accident ON HIS  MOPED and ended being murdered by a drug gang.

Seems rum to me  rubschin:

You don't think he might have been using it illegally for drug-dealing related purposes, do you?  rubschin:

Naaaah, I'm sure he was a ikkle angel....  lol:
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2019, 04:15:30 PM
Wow, that is ZACKLY what his family is saying!!! Are you related?
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Barman on January 09, 2019, 04:32:40 PM
Wow, that is ZACKLY what his family is saying!!! Are you related?

 eeek:

Noooooooooooo!  lol:

We have a problem here withe the little underage fuckers whizzing around on mopeds with noisy exhausts and pulling wheelies all over the place... No tax, mot, crash helmet etc.  evil:
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2019, 04:33:18 PM
Wow, that is ZACKLY what his family is saying!!! Are you related?
And is the secret of BM's early retirement fund finally revealed?

As for this 14 year old I'm struggling to find tears.  I suspect we'll hear he had a deprived upbringing etc etc in which case use his DNA to track down his parents and sling them in jail
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Steve on January 09, 2019, 04:34:27 PM
Wow, that is ZACKLY what his family is saying!!! Are you related?

 eeek:

Noooooooooooo!  lol:

We have a problem here withe the little underage fuckers whizzing around on mopeds with noisy exhausts and pulling wheelies all over the place... No tax, mot, crash helmet etc.  evil:
Just a thought but would an untraceable quadcopter be the ideal thing to scare the shit out of them?
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2019, 05:00:04 PM
From what I can remember it's 16 and they have to pass a CBT as well  rubschin:
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2019, 05:55:16 PM
Yes tis 16.

So he was illegally using that at the very least.

But he is 14 and deaded ...and hence obviously used to sing in the choir , did a lot of work for charity ,  and was a high performer at school  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2019, 06:01:25 PM
I presume he had great prospects and was a model student  whistle:
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2019, 06:02:52 PM
I have just seen on the local news that he was from Nottingham and that "his friends here have been offered counselling".  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Just One More on January 09, 2019, 06:07:33 PM
If it wasn't far all these promising footballers or musicians in London keep being deaded we'd have won the world cup ages ago and be living in the greatest musical era ever  ::)
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2019, 06:18:37 PM
"The local community is laying flowers"  noooo: noooo: noooo:

I feel like going out and tying  a teddy to a lamp post. Too long in Scallypool  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2019, 06:19:25 PM
Yes, depression, anxiety and panic attacks are all the new norm for any negative event ...like exams , a bad instagram comment, having to work to get money or not being able to get your necessary 18 hours sleep a day  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2019, 06:19:58 PM
"The local community is laying flowers"  noooo: noooo: noooo:


Poppies ?  whistle:
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2019, 06:20:41 PM
Or you lose your iPhone  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 09, 2019, 06:26:51 PM
Or you lose your iPhone  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Get him a cheap replacement and put a large I on the back in permanent marker...  whistle:
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Nick on January 09, 2019, 06:33:28 PM
Lead item on the local news. He had "aspirations" and was "intelligent and charming with great potential", of course. "A ray of sunshine".

Let's be clear, I do not celebrate his death. But please stop this bollocks reporting  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 09, 2019, 06:34:09 PM
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Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
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Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
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Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
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Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2019, 06:38:22 PM
It is stll going on  Banghead Banghead Banghead 

The local MP (who is a twat) is up about in Parliament, Sorry Vernon, but what was he up to???
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 10, 2019, 07:03:30 PM
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Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2019, 07:04:57 PM
Quite!!

And, frankly, you must be more in the thick of it than most of us.
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 10, 2019, 07:07:43 PM
Indeed

Still working on my desert island plan  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Nick on January 10, 2019, 07:12:49 PM
Not another holiday  Shocked:
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Barman on January 10, 2019, 07:52:49 PM
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Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 10, 2019, 08:02:59 PM
You are a very patient man  lol:
Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2019, 08:58:12 PM
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Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
Post by: Steve on January 10, 2019, 09:12:09 PM
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Title: Re: What is the legal age to ride a moped?
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