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Title: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2018, 08:58:16 AM
28  eeek:

She's getting all grown up, like  sad24:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Steve on December 24, 2018, 09:01:31 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2018, 08:58:16 AM
28  eeek:

She's getting all grown up, like  sad24:
unlike us?

Happy Birthday to Nick's Italian Job
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2018, 09:25:52 AM
Isn't it Wenchy's birthday today...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 24, 2018, 09:48:45 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2018, 08:58:16 AM
28  eeek:

She's getting all grown up, like  sad24:

Another couple of years and the Mediterranean gene will kick in.

Her body will change to a spherical shape and the thick moustache will appear.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2018, 09:51:01 AM
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2018, 09:51:38 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 24, 2018, 09:48:45 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2018, 08:58:16 AM
28  eeek:

She's getting all grown up, like  sad24:

Another couple of years and the Mediterranean gene will kick in.

Her body will change to a spherical shape and the thick moustache will appear.

happy001
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2018, 09:52:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2018, 09:51:01 AM
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Cypriot girls are all the same... gorgeous until their 30th birthday then, BOOM! Hello Mum...  lol:

Have you met her Mum...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2018, 09:53:20 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 24, 2018, 09:55:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 24, 2018, 09:52:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2018, 09:51:01 AM
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Cypriot girls are all the same... gorgeous until their 30th birthday then, BOOM! Hello Mum...  lol:

Have you met her Mum...?  rubschin:
As I recall, Cyprus is also in the Mediterranean.  ::)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Steve on December 24, 2018, 09:57:25 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 24, 2018, 09:52:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2018, 09:51:01 AM
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Cypriot girls are all the same... gorgeous until their 30th birthday then, BOOM! Hello Mum...  lol:

Have you met her Mum...?  rubschin:
Wasn't Mrs I the person carbon fibre and RSJ's were invented for to make her underwear?


As for Italian women of a certain age, Nah.  Google Sabrina Salerno (and in years before there were Loren and Lollobrigida)   
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2018, 10:00:49 AM
I do have a pic of her and her mum. It is rather funny, mainly cos of the facial expressions. razz:

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 24, 2018, 10:03:54 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2018, 09:51:01 AM
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Save it for Miss I Nick, even if Mr Darwin sir swings that way he has his man to do that for him...  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2018, 10:04:39 AM
 eyes:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 24, 2018, 10:07:11 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2018, 10:04:39 AM
eyes:

Be afraid Mr Darwin sir, be very afraid....  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2018, 10:36:51 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 24, 2018, 09:55:24 AM
Quote from: Barman on December 24, 2018, 09:52:55 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2018, 09:51:01 AM
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Cypriot girls are all the same... gorgeous until their 30th birthday then, BOOM! Hello Mum...  lol:

Have you met her Mum...?  rubschin:
As I recall, Cyprus is also in the Mediterranean.  ::)


Well, yes but, but...  redface:  redface:  redface:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Just One More on December 24, 2018, 12:36:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 24, 2018, 09:25:52 AM
Isn't it Wenchy's birthday today...?  rubschin:

New Years Day  :thumbsup: You've come to early  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2018, 12:50:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2018, 08:58:16 AM
28  eeek:

She's getting all grown up, like  sad24:

Will she be receiving the Birthday Bhumps?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2018, 01:03:53 PM
I found the pic of her and Mama. She was 24 when it was taken. I remarked that she looked about 12.  She said that this was the effect proud Mama has. If she had been there any longer she would have been "wearing nappies and drinking milk"  lol:





(https://i.postimg.cc/7bk7FmNc/mama.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7bk7FmNc)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2018, 03:49:19 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 24, 2018, 12:36:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 24, 2018, 09:25:52 AM
Isn't it Wenchy's birthday today...?  rubschin:

New Years Day  :thumbsup: You've come to early  whistle:
  redface:
Well that never happened before!  redface:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2018, 03:51:25 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 24, 2018, 03:49:19 PM
Quote from: Just One More on December 24, 2018, 12:36:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 24, 2018, 09:25:52 AM
Isn't it Wenchy's birthday today...?  rubschin:

New Years Day  :thumbsup: You've come to early  whistle:
  redface:
Well that never happened before!  redface:


 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Steve on December 24, 2018, 05:58:49 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2018, 01:03:53 PM
I found the pic of her and Mama. She was 24 when it was taken. I remarked that she looked about 12.  She said that this was the effect proud Mama has. If she had been there any longer she would have been "wearing nappies and drinking milk"  lol:





(https://i.postimg.cc/7bk7FmNc/mama.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/7bk7FmNc)
lol: lol: lol:

does look a bit 'only legal in Kansas' there
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2018, 06:08:34 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2018, 06:42:15 PM
Miss I likes nice lingerie and bought herself some for Christmas and birthday....


Skype call earlier











































 kleenex: kleenex: kleenex:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Just One More on December 25, 2018, 08:57:45 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2018, 06:42:15 PM
Miss I likes nice lingerie and bought herself some for Christmas and birthday....


Skype call earlier

 kleenex: kleenex: kleenex:

Was that before she took 'em out of the wrapping?  ;)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Steve on December 25, 2018, 10:29:41 AM
Quote from: Just One More on December 25, 2018, 08:57:45 AM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2018, 06:42:15 PM
Miss I likes nice lingerie and bought herself some for Christmas and birthday....


Skype call earlier

 kleenex: kleenex: kleenex:

Was that before she took 'em out of the wrapping?  ;)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2019, 06:22:09 AM
29  sad24:

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2019, 07:45:46 AM
Do you dump her when she reaches 30?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2019, 07:48:13 AM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 24, 2019, 07:48:32 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2019, 07:45:46 AM
Do you dump her when she reaches 30?  rubschin:

Don't think so, Nick is still advanced enough in years that he can claim membership of the dirty old men's club.  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2019, 07:49:18 AM
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Steve on December 24, 2019, 10:13:24 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2019, 07:45:46 AM
Do you dump her when she reaches 30?  rubschin:
30 stone?  Have to use a dumper truck
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 24, 2019, 12:42:08 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2019, 07:45:46 AM
Do you dump her when she reaches 30?  rubschin:
This time next year, she will sudenly put on 5 stone and grow a luxuriant moustache.
The curse of the Mediterranean genes.  noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2019, 12:44:53 PM
 evil: sad32:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2019, 01:07:39 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 24, 2019, 12:42:08 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2019, 07:45:46 AM
Do you dump her when she reaches 30?  rubschin:
This time next year, she will sudenly put on 5 stone and grow a luxuriant moustache.
The curse of the Mediterranean genes.  noooo:
That will all help to keep Mr Nick warm at night  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2019, 01:11:39 PM
New hairstyleee  cloud9:


(https://i.postimg.cc/0rLXB0qJ/9d41a498-e65c-41b1-82e4-549b34143dd4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/0rLXB0qJ)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2019, 01:30:18 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 24, 2019, 12:42:08 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2019, 07:45:46 AM
Do you dump her when she reaches 30?  rubschin:
This time next year, she will sudenly put on 5 stone and grow a luxuriant moustache.
The curse of the Mediterranean genes.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

Tis true tho...  cry:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: apc2010 on December 24, 2019, 04:05:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2019, 01:11:39 PM
New hairstyleee  cloud9:


(https://i.postimg.cc/0rLXB0qJ/9d41a498-e65c-41b1-82e4-549b34143dd4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/0rLXB0qJ)

 Thumbs:


Matching....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Steve on December 24, 2019, 04:07:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on December 24, 2019, 01:30:18 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 24, 2019, 12:42:08 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on December 24, 2019, 07:45:46 AM
Do you dump her when she reaches 30?  rubschin:
This time next year, she will sudenly put on 5 stone and grow a luxuriant moustache.
The curse of the Mediterranean genes.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

Tis true tho...  cry:
Google Sabrina Salerno.  She certainly defies that rule
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2019, 04:08:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 24, 2019, 04:05:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2019, 01:11:39 PM
New hairstyleee  cloud9:


(https://i.postimg.cc/0rLXB0qJ/9d41a498-e65c-41b1-82e4-549b34143dd4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/0rLXB0qJ)

 Thumbs:


Matching....... rubschin:

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Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: apc2010 on December 24, 2019, 04:17:39 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2019, 04:08:45 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on December 24, 2019, 04:05:38 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2019, 01:11:39 PM
New hairstyleee  cloud9:


(https://i.postimg.cc/0rLXB0qJ/9d41a498-e65c-41b1-82e4-549b34143dd4.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/0rLXB0qJ)

 Thumbs:


Matching....... rubschin:

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 redface:


 whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2019, 04:20:11 PM
She did ask about DS. She wondered how his kickboxing skills are  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: apc2010 on December 24, 2019, 04:22:33 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2019, 04:20:11 PM
She did ask about DS. She wondered how his kickboxing skills are  whistle:

Really TMJs....... noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2019, 04:24:20 PM
She is a sweetheart, but never get on the wrong side of an Italian kickboxer  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: apc2010 on December 24, 2019, 04:25:52 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2019, 04:24:20 PM
She is a sweetheart, but never get on the wrong side of an Italian kickboxer  eveilgrin:

Snigger...... redface:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2019, 04:26:41 PM
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 24, 2019, 07:21:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2019, 04:20:11 PM
She did ask about DS. She wondered how his kickboxing skills are  whistle:
Kickboxing or other marital arts?  eyes:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Barman on December 24, 2019, 07:22:30 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on December 24, 2019, 07:21:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2019, 04:20:11 PM
She did ask about DS. She wondered how his kickboxing skills are  whistle:
Kickboxing or other marital arts?  eyes:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2019, 07:26:46 PM
To my surprise, BM refuses to say please for the feet video  whistle:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: apc2010 on December 24, 2019, 07:54:11 PM
Quote from: Nick on December 24, 2019, 07:26:46 PM
To my surprise, BM refuses to say please for the feet video  whistle:

Metric.... noooo:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Miss I
Post by: Nick on December 24, 2019, 07:57:49 PM
You have it  whistle: