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Title: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2018, 09:09:17 PM
Poor Miss D  noooo: noooo:
















 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001











































And at Christmas too  noooo:































 redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 19, 2018, 09:45:46 PM
You are preaching from a precarious position  evil:
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Nick on December 19, 2018, 09:51:38 PM
 scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Barman on December 20, 2018, 05:34:27 AM
Glass houses and all that...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Steve on December 20, 2018, 08:46:39 AM
A definite time not to tempt fate by taking the mick out of the boiler dramas at Chateau D.

These things go In threes
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2018, 01:54:05 PM
Today is not going well.

The original engineer rings up this morning and states he is really poorly and can't attend. I bet they had a Christmas party last night  evil:

Get a call from the company ..they will 'try and reschedule someone else today but can't promise.

Start to ring around to see if there is any availability at short notice.

Speak to another company ..they are to send someone today but of course is more expensive.

New part required naturally so engineer has to toddle off to the plumbing shop that  has the right supplies .

Meanwhile of course the time is ticking away as is the bill.

He is still here and being very jolly  evil:
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2018, 01:55:33 PM
The only heat available is being sourced by my inner rage
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Steve on December 21, 2018, 02:19:11 PM
 Explode:  no less?
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 21, 2018, 04:50:21 PM
It got better . Mr chatty boiler butcher then does some final checks when he has got boiler working.
"Oh dear ..the mains pressure is higher than it ought to be and I have to report this to British Gas.
They will want me to disconnect the mains before rhey can make the necessary adjustments "

£400 worse off. All day of antics and having to fight off the gas bailiffs .

I wave my flag in utter surrender though it is all done
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2018, 05:44:54 PM
It got better . Mr chatty boiler butcher then does some final checks when he has got boiler working.
"Oh dear ..the mains pressure is higher than it ought to be and I have to report this to British Gas.
They will want me to disconnect the mains before rhey can make the necessary adjustments "

£400 worse off. All day of antics and having to fight off the gas bailiffs .

I wave my flag in utter surrender though it is all done

Twas better than PC World to be fair...  ;)
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2018, 06:18:09 PM
 happy100 happy100
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Steve on December 21, 2018, 06:41:34 PM
It got better . Mr chatty boiler butcher then does some final checks when he has got boiler working.
"Oh dear ..the mains pressure is higher than it ought to be and I have to report this to British Gas.
They will want me to disconnect the mains before rhey can make the necessary adjustments "

£400 worse off. All day of antics and having to fight off the gas bailiffs .

I wave my flag in utter surrender though it is all done
It may cost a lot but reading that I'm so glad we have a full service cover contract
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2018, 06:48:38 PM
 eeek:  Checks policy...
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Steve on December 21, 2018, 06:55:42 PM
eeek:  Checks policy...
Seems we're paying £47 a month, there will of course be cheaper options but it's the policy Mrs K wants
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2018, 07:01:20 PM
£10.64  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Barman on December 21, 2018, 07:10:15 PM
£10.64  cloud9:

Is what, the value of your 'boiler'...? ::)
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2018, 07:10:52 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Steve on December 21, 2018, 07:50:55 PM
£10.64  cloud9:
:thumbsup:

Think ours covers other stuff as well.  Mrs K would have added grass cutting insurance to it if she could
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2018, 08:00:43 PM
Wimmin  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Steve on December 21, 2018, 08:05:07 PM
I know but  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Nick on December 21, 2018, 08:22:49 PM
Miss I looks better in her lingerie than I do























































oh  redface:
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 21, 2018, 11:41:33 PM
£10.64  cloud9:

Is what, the value of your 'boiler'...? ::)
Hourly running cost more like.
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 22, 2018, 12:20:12 AM
£10.64  cloud9:

Is what, the value of your 'boiler'...? ::)

Nick's bank balance after having to pay for repairs again...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new cold showers and expensive boiler repair men thread
Post by: Barman on December 22, 2018, 05:01:08 AM
£10.64  cloud9:

Is what, the value of your 'boiler'...? ::)
Hourly running cost more like.

 lol: lol: lol: