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Title: Here we go!
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2018, 01:11:52 PM
Just had my first Christmas card  ::)
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2018, 02:14:39 PM
Just had my first Christmas card  ::)

 eeek:

We got our first one today too!  lol:

LL has been furiously writing cards all afternoon as a result... ::)
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2018, 05:13:35 PM
Just had my first Christmas card  ::)

Note to self: Send Nick an Easter card...  whistle:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2018, 05:17:10 PM
Just had my first Christmas card  ::)

Note to self: Send Nick an Easter card...  whistle:

You think he'll last that long...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2018, 05:23:36 PM
The way I feel at present, prolly not  noooo:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2018, 06:13:06 PM
The way I feel at present, prolly not  noooo:

Checks black tie....  whistle:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2018, 06:14:55 PM
 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2018, 06:17:21 PM
:thumbsup:

I'll look after Miss I for you like...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2018, 06:38:35 PM
:thumbsup:

I'll look after Miss I for you like...  Thumbs:

Don't you think she has suffered enough...  whistle:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2018, 07:00:53 PM
SHe luvs me even more than Tipsy does  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: sad24:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2018, 07:07:11 PM
:thumbsup:

I'll look after Miss I for you like...  Thumbs:

Don't you think she has suffered enough...  whistle:

 evil:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Barman on November 28, 2018, 07:07:41 PM
SHe luvs me even more than Tipsy does  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: sad24:

But you'll be gone then... ::)
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2018, 07:10:12 PM
:thumbsup:

I'll look after Miss I for you like...  Thumbs:

Don't you think she has suffered enough...  whistle:

 evil:

 angel1
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Steve on November 28, 2018, 09:11:51 PM
Got the God Squad card today, that doesn't count in our book

So scores on the doors

Cards
received: 0
written: 0
posted: 0
bought: fucking loads  noooo:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2018, 09:22:32 PM
Sympathy invite for Christmas and an overnighter from friends cloud9:

6 cards and everyone else gets e mail. Pressy for the Boy, Big Sis and for Miss I's birthday  sad24:  and that is about it, apart from a few small parties.

Miss I is off to Japan  eeek:  for Christmas  eeek:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Steve on November 28, 2018, 09:27:56 PM
Sympathy invite for Christmas and an overnighter from friends cloud9:

6 cards and everyone else gets e mail. Pressy for the Boy, Big Sis and for Miss I's birthday  sad24:  and that is about it, apart from a few small parties.

Miss I is off to Japan  eeek:  for Christmas  eeek:
Christmas in Japan sounds excellent but I bet it's a bit cold. 
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 28, 2018, 09:38:38 PM
Has she gone to purchase her schoolgirl tartan pleated mini skirt for your crimbo pressy ?
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2018, 09:45:32 PM
 kleenex: kleenex: kleenex: kleenex: kleenex: kleenex: redface:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 28, 2018, 09:47:28 PM
Sympathy invite for Christmas

Age concern going above and beyond again...  worthy:

Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Nick on November 28, 2018, 09:53:20 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: Angry9:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2018, 05:08:24 AM
Has she gone to purchase her schoolgirl tartan pleated mini skirt for your crimbo pressy ?

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2018, 05:10:03 AM
6 cards and everyone else gets e mail.

Post early for Cyprus!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 29, 2018, 08:37:47 AM
Received two Christmas cards yesterday.

I stopped 'doing' Christmas a few of years ago, I send no cards or give pressies. I can watch the approach of the big day without feeling a sense of panic or impending doom. It's very liberating.  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2018, 08:47:24 AM
Received two Christmas cards yesterday.

I stopped 'doing' Christmas a few of years ago, I send no cards or give pressies. I can watch the approach of the big day without feeling a sense of panic or impending doom. It's very liberating.  :thumbsup:

Billy no mates... happy100
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 29, 2018, 09:28:29 AM
Received two Christmas cards yesterday.

I stopped 'doing' Christmas a few of years ago, I send no cards or give pressies. I can watch the approach of the big day without feeling a sense of panic or impending doom. It's very liberating.  :thumbsup:

So what do the kids get ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 29, 2018, 01:45:20 PM
Received two Christmas cards yesterday.

I stopped 'doing' Christmas a few of years ago, I send no cards or give pressies. I can watch the approach of the big day without feeling a sense of panic or impending doom. It's very liberating.  :thumbsup:

So what do the kids get ?  rubschin:
Hacked off probably. noooo:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Steve on November 29, 2018, 01:49:54 PM
Received two Christmas cards yesterday.

I stopped 'doing' Christmas a few of years ago, I send no cards or give pressies. I can watch the approach of the big day without feeling a sense of panic or impending doom. It's very liberating.  :thumbsup:

So what do the kids get ?  rubschin:
Hacked off probably. noooo:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 29, 2018, 05:17:28 PM
Received two Christmas cards yesterday.

I stopped 'doing' Christmas a few of years ago, I send no cards or give pressies. I can watch the approach of the big day without feeling a sense of panic or impending doom. It's very liberating.  :thumbsup:

So what do the kids get ?  rubschin:
Hacked off probably. noooo:


There're not kids. They both think the same as me.

Christmas is one big con, you only have to watch the adverts that promise a perfect Christmas, you only just have buy their product or shop at their supermarket.

Adverts are bad enough at any time but Christmas really shows what a mad consumer society we've become.
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 29, 2018, 05:33:53 PM
Do you at least turn the heating on for this special day  ;)
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2018, 05:35:26 PM
Prolly has a tweed onesie.....
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Barman on November 29, 2018, 05:36:50 PM
Do you at least turn the heating on for this special day  ;)

happy001
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 30, 2018, 08:39:22 AM
Do you at least turn the heating on for this special day  ;)

I allow myself an extra candle  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 30, 2018, 09:29:13 AM
Do you at least turn the heating on for this special day  ;)

I allow myself an extra candle  :thumbsup:
lol:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Steve on November 29, 2019, 07:16:29 PM
Just had my first Christmas card  ::)
We just got our first one for 2019 - and they'd put the wrong address on it  ::)

It's November, don't people understand that
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 29, 2019, 07:30:57 PM
The advantage of getting older is that there are less people to send cards to each year  sad24:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2019, 08:07:03 PM
The advantage of getting older is that there are less people to send cards to each year  sad24:

 sad24:


Plus.. I piss off more people ..... redface:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Steve on November 29, 2019, 09:36:37 PM
The advantage of getting older is that there are less people to send cards to each year  sad24:
rubschin:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Nick on November 29, 2019, 11:38:36 PM
Fewer  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: apc2010 on November 29, 2019, 11:46:39 PM
Fewer  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 cussing: cussing: cussing:


 Thumbs:

One less....
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Steve on November 30, 2019, 08:41:33 AM
Fewer  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 cussing: cussing: cussing:


 Thumbs:

One less....
drumroll:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2019, 09:15:38 AM
Fewer  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 cussing: cussing: cussing:


 Thumbs:

One less....

happy002
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 30, 2019, 11:51:10 AM
Fewer  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 Finger:
 You can have that on a card too if you would like  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Barman on November 30, 2019, 11:57:44 AM
Fewer  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

 Finger:
 You can have that on a card too if you would like  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2019, 05:52:42 PM
Lots of love from Mo, Jeb and Ebby xxx


I have no clue who these people are!
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: apc2010 on December 04, 2019, 06:04:38 PM
Lots of love from Mo, Jeb and Ebby xxx


I have no clue who these people are!

Just go with the flow ... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Steve on December 04, 2019, 06:10:28 PM
Lots of love from Mo, Jeb and Ebby xxx


I have no clue who these people are!
Someone getting you back for your previous pranks?
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2019, 06:15:30 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2019, 01:14:42 AM
Lots of love from Mo, Jeb and Ebby xxx


I have no clue who these people are!

Perhaps they were holidaymakers you and Nod met on your travels who took pity and decided to help the 'clueless elderly couple' hoping to stay in touch afterwards.   rubschin:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2019, 06:59:40 PM
Mo has just been on the local telly news. SHe personally wrote and delivered Christmas cards to 2000 strangers!!  eeek:

She is some sort of loony evangelical happy clappy  noooo:
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Steve on December 23, 2019, 07:33:56 PM
Didn't she say something about reaching out to the vulnerable
Title: Re: Here we go!
Post by: Nick on December 23, 2019, 07:35:55 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: