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Title: VP Calamities Honour List
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2018, 11:25:01 AM
So the list of VP atrocities continues onwards and upwards.

Add to the list The Brat has just rung . After a night out with her mates she has returned to her car to find someone has obviously not managed to park into the space behind her very well.

Her rear bumper has been smacked into with force and cracked open etc.

She of course does not want to claim on insurance as her protected no claims bonus is more precious to her at her age  noooo:

Guess who she thinks is going to cough up .. a couple of weeks before her birthday which she has already asked for money for ...


 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: VP Calamities Honour List
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2018, 11:36:44 AM
Time to stand firm, Miss D!!
Title: Re: VP Calamities Honour List
Post by: Steve on November 17, 2018, 11:39:16 AM
Time to stand firm, Miss D!!
Oh yes

Will make a far more interesting story that way
Title: Re: VP Calamities Honour List
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2018, 11:52:40 AM
So the list of VP atrocities continues onwards and upwards.

Add to the list The Brat has just rung . After a night out with her mates she has returned to her car to find someone has obviously not managed to park into the space behind her very well.

Her rear bumper has been smacked into with force and cracked open etc.

She of course does not want to claim on insurance as her protected no claims bonus is more precious to her at her age  noooo:

Guess who she thinks is going to cough up .. a couple of weeks before her birthday which she has already asked for money for ...


 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:


happy100

Miss Piggy wrote off the first car we bought her...  noooo:
Title: Re: VP Calamities Honour List
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2018, 12:13:30 PM
When do they become solvent in their own right?  sad32:
Title: Re: VP Calamities Honour List
Post by: Steve on November 17, 2018, 12:25:28 PM
When do they become solvent in their own right?  sad32:
When you die and they inherit what they've left of your money?
Title: Re: VP Calamities Honour List
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2018, 12:28:08 PM
Zackly  evil:
Title: Re: VP Calamities Honour List
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2018, 12:33:10 PM
When do they become solvent in their own right?  sad32:

Marry her off!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: VP Calamities Honour List
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 17, 2018, 12:33:59 PM
When do they become solvent in their own right?  sad32:

Marry her off!  :thumbsup:

To the Boy?  rubschin:
Title: Re: VP Calamities Honour List
Post by: Barman on November 17, 2018, 12:37:03 PM
When do they become solvent in their own right?  sad32:

Marry her off!  :thumbsup:

To the Boy?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: VP Calamities Honour List
Post by: Steve on November 17, 2018, 12:41:00 PM
When do they become solvent in their own right?  sad32:

Marry her off!  :thumbsup:

To the Boy?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

 :thumbsup:
A union of the world's two biggest money pits?  What could possibly go right?
Title: Re: VP Calamities Honour List
Post by: Nick on November 17, 2018, 12:43:10 PM
 eeek:
Title: Re: VP Calamities Honour List
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 17, 2018, 12:57:55 PM
So the list of VP atrocities continues onwards and upwards.

Add to the list The Brat has just rung . After a night out with her mates she has returned to her car to find someone has obviously not managed to park into the space behind her very well.

Her rear bumper has been smacked into with force and cracked open etc.

She of course does not want to claim on insurance as her protected no claims bonus is more precious to her at her age  noooo:

Guess who she thinks is going to cough up .. a couple of weeks before her birthday which she has already asked for money for ...


 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Simples.  angel1

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Title: Re: VP Calamities Honour List
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 17, 2018, 03:19:59 PM
When do they become solvent in their own right?  sad32:

Marry her off!  :thumbsup:

To the Boy?  rubschin:

 rubschin:

 :thumbsup:

dear God ..... eeek: eeek: eeek:    noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: VP Calamities Honour List
Post by: Steve on November 17, 2018, 03:40:18 PM
So the list of VP atrocities continues onwards and upwards.

Add to the list The Brat has just rung . After a night out with her mates she has returned to her car to find someone has obviously not managed to park into the space behind her very well.

Her rear bumper has been smacked into with force and cracked open etc.

She of course does not want to claim on insurance as her protected no claims bonus is more precious to her at her age  noooo:

Guess who she thinks is going to cough up .. a couple of weeks before her birthday which she has already asked for money for ...


 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Simples.  angel1

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:thumbsup: