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Title: Flirtatious wimmin of a certain age......
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2018, 12:43:30 PM
I seem to have arrived at a time in life where they are becoming a problem. Currently there are three, possibly four, divorced wimmin of my acquaintance (one a waitress in my regular coffee shop) who are being a tad "over-attentive". This morning one (who works for the canal Trust) has e mailed me to say that she has recently lost a lot of weight and would I like some of her old (but clean and pressed) uniform sweatshirts and T shirts?  I told her it would feel like cross-dressing. She replied, "But you would feel so much closer to me"!

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Title: Re: Flirtatious wimmin of a certain age......
Post by: Steve on September 28, 2018, 12:48:33 PM
Just be glad it's only her sweatshirts
Title: Re: Flirtatious wimmin of a certain age......
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2018, 12:53:34 PM
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Title: Re: Flirtatious wimmin of a certain age......
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2018, 02:24:12 PM
You read it as a wumman flirting with you - I read it as someone desperately trying to get you to smarten up  lol:
Title: Re: Flirtatious wimmin of a certain age......
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2018, 02:30:44 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2018, 02:24:12 PM
You read it as a wumman flirting with you - I read it as someone desperately trying to get you to smarten up  lol:

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Title: Re: Flirtatious wimmin of a certain age......
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2018, 02:42:37 PM
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Title: Re: Flirtatious wimmin of a certain age......
Post by: Steve on September 28, 2018, 05:14:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on September 28, 2018, 02:30:44 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2018, 02:24:12 PM
You read it as a wumman flirting with you - I read it as someone desperately trying to get you to smarten up  lol:

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happy001
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Title: Re: Flirtatious wimmin of a certain age......
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2018, 05:47:26 PM
Miss I luvs me  cloud9: sad24:
Title: Re: Flirtatious wimmin of a certain age......
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2018, 06:21:09 PM
Quote from: Nick on September 28, 2018, 05:47:26 PM
Miss I loved me  cloud9: sad24:


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