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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Nick on September 09, 2007, 08:33:41 PM
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38% cussing: cussing:
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38% cussing: cussing:
36%....MY FAT ARSE!
Tossers. evil:
Nowt wrong with own brand beans or Little Chefs ffs. ::)
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I got 24% on the resit. I think it was the confession about Little Chef.
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I got 24% on the resit. I think it was the confession about Little Chef.
I'm assuming that visiting a Little Chef, is classed as 'chavvy'? confused:
Well I was in one last Sunday night near Whitchurch, and the grub was freshly cooked....I think....and tasted bloody fine to me. Endless cups of coffee for no extra too!
Had to stop for a gush in the bushes 15 times on the remaining part of the journey home. lol:
I reckon that both meself and GROWLER jnr. were the youngest ones in there tbh
If Mrs GROWLER ever asks, I cooked meals for us both ALL last weekend while she and Miss G were away. OK? ;)
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Was the Midway Truck Stop closed then?
And what is the problem with Stenaline?
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Was the Midway Truck Stop closed then?
Yes. evil:
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Apparently,according to the very friendly attendant/chefess that cooked our nosebags up, they are on borrowed time.
If the figures don't add up by December, they will be closing.
It'll be a shame imo, as the place was spotless, the price was ok, and the service was good too.
The rather large and ugly munter that served us could have made a bit more effort in terms of her appearance, but hey ho, i'm no oil painting I suppose. noooo:
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31% confused2:
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18% rubschin:
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24% eeek:
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I got 24% on the resit. I think it was the confession about Little Chef.
I'm assuming that visiting a Little Chef, is classed as 'chavvy'? confused:
Well I was in one last Sunday night near Whitchurch, and the grub was freshly cooked....I think....and tasted bloody fine to me. Endless cups of coffee for no extra too!
Had to stop for a gush in the bushes 15 times on the remaining part of the journey home. lol:
I reckon that both meself and GROWLER jnr. were the youngest ones in there tbh
If Mrs GROWLER ever asks, I cooked meals for us both ALL last weekend while she and Miss G were away. OK? ;)
Nothing wrong with Little Chef IMHO.
Whern I was out-and-about in the UK I would often call in. Nice ?Early Starter? fresh cooked, loads of tea and free newspapers, clean bogs and a toasted teacake for afters? cloud9:
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18% rubschin:
What is this shite?
I suspect there's some serious porkying going on around 'ere. evil:
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Have a clip round the lug 'ole for that suggestion.
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18% rubschin:
What is this shite?
I suspect there's some serious porkying going on around 'ere. evil:
I lied and got 2%... whistle:
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I got 24% on the resit. I think it was the confession about Little Chef.
I'm assuming that visiting a Little Chef, is classed as 'chavvy'? confused:
Well I was in one last Sunday night near Whitchurch, and the grub was freshly cooked....I think....and tasted bloody fine to me. Endless cups of coffee for no extra too!
Had to stop for a gush in the bushes 15 times on the remaining part of the journey home. lol:
I reckon that both meself and GROWLER jnr. were the youngest ones in there tbh
If Mrs GROWLER ever asks, I cooked meals for us both ALL last weekend while she and Miss G were away. OK? ;)
Nothing wrong with Little Chef IMHO.
Whern I was out-and-about in the UK I would often call in. Nice ?Early Starter? fresh cooked, loads of tea and free newspapers, clean bogs and a toasted teacake for afters? cloud9:
Talking to the chefess was quite a sad experience really. She'd very happily been at the branch in question for nearly 20 years but blames the meals high prices mainly for the decline in sales.
Breast of chicken wrapped in bacon and covered in melted cheese, chips and mixed veg, washed dowwn with several cups of coffee, ?7.ish
I didn't consider that to be an outrageous price tbh, but more importantly was the quality of the grub, and IT WAS good...imo.
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18% I blame the Little Chef question and the Lizzy Duke question.
I quite like Little Chef. They do an excellent breakfast with bottomless tea and toast.
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What does 'ungraded' mean?
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What does 'ungraded' mean?
lol: lol: lol:
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I got 24% on the resit. I think it was the confession about Little Chef.
I'm assuming that visiting a Little Chef, is classed as 'chavvy'? confused:
Well I was in one last Sunday night near Whitchurch, and the grub was freshly cooked....I think....and tasted bloody fine to me. Endless cups of coffee for no extra too!
Had to stop for a gush in the bushes 15 times on the remaining part of the journey home. lol:
I reckon that both meself and GROWLER jnr. were the youngest ones in there tbh
If Mrs GROWLER ever asks, I cooked meals for us both ALL last weekend while she and Miss G were away. OK? ;)
Nothing wrong with Little Chef IMHO.
Whern I was out-and-about in the UK I would often call in. Nice ?Early Starter? fresh cooked, loads of tea and free newspapers, clean bogs and a toasted teacake for afters? cloud9:
Horrid sausages though noooo:
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I got 24% on the resit. I think it was the confession about Little Chef.
I'm assuming that visiting a Little Chef, is classed as 'chavvy'? confused:
Well I was in one last Sunday night near Whitchurch, and the grub was freshly cooked....I think....and tasted bloody fine to me. Endless cups of coffee for no extra too!
Had to stop for a gush in the bushes 15 times on the remaining part of the journey home. lol:
I reckon that both meself and GROWLER jnr. were the youngest ones in there tbh
If Mrs GROWLER ever asks, I cooked meals for us both ALL last weekend while she and Miss G were away. OK? ;)
Nothing wrong with Little Chef IMHO.
Whern I was out-and-about in the UK I would often call in. Nice ?Early Starter? fresh cooked, loads of tea and free newspapers, clean bogs and a toasted teacake for afters? cloud9:
Horrid sausages though noooo:
Talking of sausages, I was reading the third of Jeffrey Archer?s prison diaries last night (its like a bloody life sentence to work through the poxy things) and he mentions that they only serve beef sausages in prisons now because of the number of Muslim convicts?
Bloody cheeks I think ? if I?m ever banged-up I shall claim that my human rights have been breached if I?m ever denied a nice fat, juicy pork one! noooo:
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I got 24% on the resit. I think it was the confession about Little Chef.
I'm assuming that visiting a Little Chef, is classed as 'chavvy'? confused:
Well I was in one last Sunday night near Whitchurch, and the grub was freshly cooked....I think....and tasted bloody fine to me. Endless cups of coffee for no extra too!
Had to stop for a gush in the bushes 15 times on the remaining part of the journey home. lol:
I reckon that both meself and GROWLER jnr. were the youngest ones in there tbh
If Mrs GROWLER ever asks, I cooked meals for us both ALL last weekend while she and Miss G were away. OK? ;)
Nothing wrong with Little Chef IMHO.
Whern I was out-and-about in the UK I would often call in. Nice ?Early Starter? fresh cooked, loads of tea and free newspapers, clean bogs and a toasted teacake for afters? cloud9:
Horrid sausages though noooo:
I was also concerned when a friend asked for a plain omlette without the mushrooms. To which the server replied I'm afraid we are all out of plain omlettes we only have the mushroom one. We didn't really want to enquire any further. eeek:
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Bloody cheeks I think ? if I?m ever banged-up I shall claim that my human rights have been breached if I?m ever denied a nice fat, juicy pork one!
I imagine some of your fellow inmates could help out. eeek:
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I got 24% on the resit. I think it was the confession about Little Chef.
I'm assuming that visiting a Little Chef, is classed as 'chavvy'? confused:
Well I was in one last Sunday night near Whitchurch, and the grub was freshly cooked....I think....and tasted bloody fine to me. Endless cups of coffee for no extra too!
Had to stop for a gush in the bushes 15 times on the remaining part of the journey home. lol:
I reckon that both meself and GROWLER jnr. were the youngest ones in there tbh
If Mrs GROWLER ever asks, I cooked meals for us both ALL last weekend while she and Miss G were away. OK? ;)
Nothing wrong with Little Chef IMHO.
Whern I was out-and-about in the UK I would often call in. Nice ?Early Starter? fresh cooked, loads of tea and free newspapers, clean bogs and a toasted teacake for afters? cloud9:
Horrid sausages though noooo:
I was also concerned when a friend asked for a plain omlette without the mushrooms. To which the server replied I'm afraid we are all out of plain omlettes we only have the mushroom one. We didn't really want to enquire any further. eeek:
Ahhh, the reason for that is simple. They buy them in ready prepared - all they do is heat them through. Had an acquaintance in the licensed trade who let me into that little secret - as an omelette fan, he thought I ought to know in case I ever ordered on in a pub!
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Thought everyone knew that!
75% of all people employed as cooks, reheat food prepared elsewhere by somebody else, flop it on a plate and call it cooking. That's why most of them, if asked what is in the food, look at you as if you are mad.
We have a six year old who cannot eat many common or garden things because of allergic reactions. Can we get the school "cook" to understand this? Every day so far this term she has 'phoned to ask if Snoopy minimus may eat whatever is on the menu. She did so again today ~ I asked what was in it?
She said "Well it's Fish Fingers and chips"
"OK" I replied "are these Fish Fingers coated in breadcrumbs?"
"Yes"
"And are these breadcrumbs stuck on using beaten egg?"
"Dunno ~ Why?"
"Because he is allergic to eggs but if you are using egg substitute (Potato Starch) then he is OK to eat them"
"Well how do I know how they stick the breadcrumbs on?"
"Because Madam, you are supposed to be a cook ~ but failing that what does it say on the packet?"
"Dunno ~ threw the box away"
Me with exaggerated patience "Give the child a cheese salad" ::)
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Blimey, that's terrible. Has that Jamie Oliver not sorted her out yet??
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This is Wales Nick ~ the WAG has it's own rules about school dinners ..... nothing to do with what happens in English schools.
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So they feed them crap?
I have it btw on good authority that Jamie Oliver helped destroy English Adult Education. Ruth Kelly diverted funds from that to food. Well, maybe right, maybe wrong. But a TV series got the Govt jumping. He has some things in his favour. Is there a Welsh equivalent? (I fear the answer)
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Not that I am aware of.
And yes I heard the same thing about adult education, which as you know puts the marmalade on my toast evil:
PS I wonder if Jamie's books sell in Ireland under the name of Jamie O'Liver?
Marketing idea there for free
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Tough one. Kids eat crap and Mrs Snoopy works. Kids eat like kings and she is unemployed. Tough one.
Seriously!!
School, at last, tomorrow!
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Tough one. Kids eat crap and Mrs Snoopy works. Kids eat like kings and she is unemployed. Tough one.
Seriously!!
School, at last, tomorrow!
Problem solved ~ It's back to packed lunches from tomorrow. whistle:
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ANd kill Jamie Oliver!
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ANd kill Jamie Oliver!
Is he a Chav then? confused2:
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ANd kill Jamie Oliver!
Is he a Chav then? confused2:
Got more money than sense
Pretty wife who he ignores most of the time
Comes from Essex
Grew up in a pub
Wears a scarf but not an overcoat
Talks gibberish whilst pretending its "Cockney"
Has "Loadsamates"
Rides a scooter
What do you think?
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
A cretin then
runs for cover!
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You may run BUT you can't hide.
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I quite like Jamie Oliver. Not in a would give him one sense, but in a he's passionate about what he does sense. At least he tries to make a difference rather than just spouting about it.
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Agreed!
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He is irritating though. whistle:
I've not terribly enjoyed the latest programme. It all feels a bit forced to me.
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I have given up television, so I have no idea of what you are talking about.
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I quite like Jamie Oliver. Not in a would give him one sense, but in a he's passionate about what he does sense. At least he tries to make a difference rather than just spouting about it.
I can?t stand the fat tongued mockney! cussing:
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Nigella, praps?
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Nigella, praps?
Oh yes... cloud9:
Does she cook then? confused2:
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In between other things, I spose!
Why?
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In between other things, I spose!
Why?
Just wondered why you mentioned her...
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Nigella, praps?
She was on last night. I really didn't need to know how to make incredibly fattening chocolate mousse out of ingredients I have in my cupboard and fridge in under fifteen minutes. That way lies ruin.
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Nigella, praps?
She was on last night. I really didn't need to know how to make incredibly fattening chocolate mousse out of ingredients I have in my cupboard and fridge in under fifteen minutes. That way lies ruin.
lol:
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Nigella, praps?
She was on last night. I really didn't need to know how to make incredibly fattening chocolate mousse out of ingredients I have in my cupboard and fridge in under fifteen minutes. That way lies ruin.
lol:
Honestly fifteen minutes including chilling time. Is that really something that was safe to put on prime time tv? evil:
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Nigella, praps?
She was on last night. I really didn't need to know how to make incredibly fattening chocolate mousse out of ingredients I have in my cupboard and fridge in under fifteen minutes. That way lies ruin.
lol:
Honestly fifteen minutes including chilling time. Is that really something that was safe to put on prime time tv? evil:
Poor you... happy100
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Nigella, praps?
She was on last night. I really didn't need to know how to make incredibly fattening chocolate mousse out of ingredients I have in my cupboard and fridge in under fifteen minutes. That way lies ruin.
lol:
Honestly fifteen minutes including chilling time. Is that really something that was safe to put on prime time tv? evil:
Poor you... happy100
Indeed. I'm not sure my poor very flexible will power is strong enough to hold against something like that. sad24:
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Nigella, praps?
She was on last night. I really didn't need to know how to make incredibly fattening chocolate mousse out of ingredients I have in my cupboard and fridge in under fifteen minutes. That way lies ruin.
lol:
Honestly fifteen minutes including chilling time. Is that really something that was safe to put on prime time tv? evil:
Poor you... happy100
Indeed. I'm not sure my poor very flexible will power is strong enough to hold against something like that. sad24:
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Do we have a drool emoticon?
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NO. I am sure you have
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18% cool14:
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s'bout right. redface:
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18% rubschin:
What is this shite?
I suspect there's some serious porkying going on around 'ere. evil:
I lied and got 2%... whistle:
Sure you didnt misread it due to advanced age and it actually said 2% NON chav whistle:
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18% rubschin:
What is this shite?
I suspect there's some serious porkying going on around 'ere. evil:
I lied and got 2%... whistle:
Sure you didnt misread it due to advanced age and it actually said 2% NON chav whistle:
No! Banghead
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16% eeek: That is not good, I was hoping for 0 to 2% noooo: