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Title: Too Much Info
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 22, 2018, 03:09:48 PM
The Qashqai that is.

It's like being in cockpit of a fighter aircraft. The dashboard is giving me so much information it's hard to concentrate on driving. And I've mucked the air-con, I can't seem to get it to cool enough now.  Banghead
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2018, 03:13:37 PM
I prefer need to know. Jim just tells me if he is hot or thirsty
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Steve on August 22, 2018, 03:49:12 PM
Mine tells me everything. Even has an App that tells me if it’s locked, fuel level and stuff like this

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180822/9921790927742709076d56d1c8ca82f3.png)
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2018, 03:52:10 PM
DO they supply the car with an anorak for the owner?  ::)
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 22, 2018, 04:05:54 PM
Mine tells me everything. Even has an App that tells me if it’s locked, fuel level and stuff like this

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180822/9921790927742709076d56d1c8ca82f3.png)


Mine showed me tyre pressures, who cares.  noooo: It's not as if its my car ;)
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2018, 04:08:07 PM
If it makes a funny noise just turn the radio up  :thumbsup:

Do you like stew?
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 22, 2018, 04:13:57 PM
If it makes a funny noise just turn the radio up  :thumbsup:

 :thumbsup:

Do you like stew?

What vintage?
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2018, 04:18:06 PM
His basic DNA dates back to 1998  redface:
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Steve on August 22, 2018, 05:52:38 PM
Mine tells me everything. Even has an App that tells me if it’s locked, fuel level and stuff like this

(https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180822/9921790927742709076d56d1c8ca82f3.png)


Mine showed me tyre pressures, who cares.  noooo: It's not as if its my car ;)
But that was mine showing me it on the phone

Best thing is it tells me if it's locked when I'm away from it in a pub or whatever and lets me decide to lock it from same

Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2018, 05:53:48 PM
I just lock mine  ::)
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Steve on August 22, 2018, 05:56:28 PM
I just lock mine  ::)
Yes of course you always do  ::)

If stories of Jim are to be believed you needn't bother
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2018, 05:58:56 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2018, 06:19:56 PM
The Qashqai that is.

It's like being in cockpit of a fighter aircraft. The dashboard is giving me so much information it's hard to concentrate on driving. And I've mucked the air-con, I can't seem to get it to cool enough now.  Banghead

Get a Kia...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 27, 2018, 01:13:53 PM
Been on youtube, learnt how to change the information display. Got rid of tyre pressures, it now shows MPH  :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Steve on August 27, 2018, 03:22:16 PM
Been on youtube, learnt how to change the information display. Got rid of tyre pressures, it now shows MPH  :thumbsup:
If it's a Nissan I bet it reads 10% fast
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 27, 2018, 04:03:23 PM
Don't know about that, it certainly accelerates better than my B-Max.
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2018, 04:09:46 PM
Been on youtube, learnt how to change the information display. Got rid of tyre pressures, it now shows MPH  :thumbsup:

Top man!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Steve on August 27, 2018, 04:25:41 PM
Don't know about that, it certainly accelerates better than my B-Max.
We've had two Nissans and one of our friends has just let his Quashqai go.  Fair decent cars but they all had speedometers right on the legal limit of overindicating. 
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 27, 2018, 08:12:08 PM
Don't know about that, it certainly accelerates better than my B-Max.
We've had two Nissans and one of our friends has just let his Quashqai go.  Fair decent cars but they all had speedometers right on the legal limit of overindicating. 


 rubschin:

I wonder if the police ever pull over a Nissan driver. Probably not worth the argument.
Title: Re: Too Much Info
Post by: Steve on August 27, 2018, 08:15:48 PM
Don't know about that, it certainly accelerates better than my B-Max.
We've had two Nissans and one of our friends has just let his Quashqai go.  Fair decent cars but they all had speedometers right on the legal limit of overindicating. 


 rubschin:

I wonder if the police ever pull over a Nissan driver. Probably not worth the argument.
I just drive to the Sat Nav speed nowadays.  Nissans are the worst at overindicating speed in my experience.  Even the Merc reads 4% fast.