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Title: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2018, 09:02:25 PM
Quote from: Steve on August 14, 2018, 03:32:43 PM
But what next indeed?  I retired in 2012 and a mix of holidays, 2 extensions and issues with 3 aged relatives (all now brown bread) have kept us busy enough since then.

I could take up gardening but FFS it's a pastime best delegated.  Nick will probably extol the virtues of lock keeping and cat sitting but the words no no NO! come to mind.  A quadcopter?   noooo:

Robbing banks then

It seems that in order to keep Steve on the straight and narrow we need to come up with suggestions to keep him occupied....  rubschin:


(Asking this bunch to come up with hobby ideas, what's the worst that could happen....  scared2: )
Title: Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 14, 2018, 09:10:34 PM
I need a man servant  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 14, 2018, 09:27:52 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 14, 2018, 09:10:34 PM
I need a man servant  rubschin:

Your man not following your demands suggestions then...  scared:
Title: Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2018, 08:11:28 AM
What was wrong with the robbing banks plan?
Title: Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2018, 08:14:45 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 14, 2018, 09:10:34 PM
I need a man servant  rubschin:
rubschin:

Cobnut, Bonni and Pippi might veto that idea
Title: Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2018, 08:16:13 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 15, 2018, 08:11:28 AM
What was wrong with the robbing banks plan?

Dressed in a burqa...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2018, 08:20:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 15, 2018, 08:11:28 AM
What was wrong with the robbing banks plan?

You announced it on t'interweb first.... That's the kind of thing that gets you an honorary Criminal Mongstermind award...  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 15, 2018, 10:20:56 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 15, 2018, 08:14:45 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 14, 2018, 09:10:34 PM
I need a man servant  rubschin:
rubschin:

Cobnut, Bonni and Pippi might veto that idea

Are they your alter egos???
Title: Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2018, 04:15:47 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 15, 2018, 10:20:56 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 15, 2018, 08:14:45 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 14, 2018, 09:10:34 PM
I need a man servant  rubschin:
rubschin:

Cobnut, Bonni and Pippi might veto that idea

Are they your alter egos???
noooo:

see https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=13174.0 (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=13174.0)
Title: Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2018, 04:17:22 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 15, 2018, 08:20:19 AM
Quote from: Steve on August 15, 2018, 08:11:28 AM
What was wrong with the robbing banks plan?

You announced it on t'interweb first.... That's the kind of thing that gets you an honorary Criminal Mongstermind award...  noooo:
could have been a double bluff?

(as if I have the wit for that)

Title: Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2018, 04:18:42 PM
A college I work with has a qualification in dog-walking  eeek:  If you get enough dogs at once you can make £40 an hour  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Steve on August 15, 2018, 05:28:55 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2018, 04:18:42 PM
A college I work with has a qualification in dog-walking  eeek:  If you get enough dogs at once you can make £40 an hour  whistle:
Selling them to Korean restaurants?




(I'll get me coat)
Title: Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 15, 2018, 06:48:29 PM
How long is the course to enable you to be able to walk a dog?? noooo:

Does it have a long lead in time???
Title: Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2018, 06:49:09 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 15, 2018, 06:48:29 PM
How long is the course to enable you to be ankle to walk a day?? noooo:

Does it have a long lead in time???

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2018, 06:52:49 PM
 ::)

You won't want to know about the Bournville College creme-egg testing course then..... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 15, 2018, 07:57:07 PM
I have got the Chocterate  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Steve needs a hobby thread.
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 16, 2018, 02:11:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2018, 06:49:09 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 15, 2018, 06:48:29 PM
How long is the course to enable you to be ankle to walk a day?? noooo:

Does it have a long lead in time???

 lol: lol: lol:
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