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Title: Dead actors
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2018, 02:16:30 PM
My only TV addiction is NCIS, but the series has spawned many spin offs. Every episode involves investigating the discovery of a corpse.

Thinking of the Boy's future career as a thespian. it occurs to me that some actors may only ever get parts as corpses. He did once. I went to see the play and he was dead throughout (I congratulated him on his performance afterwards).

Are there professional corpses? rubschin:
Title: Re: Dead actors
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2018, 02:32:01 PM
I believe they call a collection of them the House of Lords...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Dead actors
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2018, 02:33:26 PM
I could sell my services to Hollywood in advance, get myself embalmed (in due course) and make a good living (so to speak).

There could be munny in this  rubschin:
Title: Re: Dead actors
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 25, 2018, 02:40:26 PM
Add some make up then stagger around looking clueless and vacant moaning every so often...





It's a shame you didn't think of this when The Walking Dead first started, you sound like a natural zombie actor...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Dead actors
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2018, 02:45:06 PM
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Title: Re: Dead actors
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 25, 2018, 04:05:54 PM
Playing dead is very difficult, especially if if an autopsy is involved.
Title: Re: Dead actors
Post by: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2018, 04:06:50 PM
I could sell my services to Hollywood in advance, get myself embalmed (in due course) and make a good living (so to speak).

There could be munny in this  rubschin:

But they wouldn't be able to.pay you as once you are dead you bank account also dies with you .

You could work for cash only but the rigormortis would impact on your ability to collect that !
Title: Re: Dead actors
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2018, 04:07:30 PM
Playing dead is very difficult, especially if if an autopsy is involved.

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Title: Re: Dead actors
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2018, 04:13:12 PM
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Title: Re: Dead actors
Post by: Steve on June 25, 2018, 06:50:43 PM
Playing dead is very difficult, especially if if an autopsy is involved.

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Title: Re: Dead actors
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2018, 06:51:38 PM
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