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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on June 18, 2018, 11:30:08 AM
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Last night our neighbours on the left hand side called and gave us lots of goodies of a sweet and savoury nature they had made .
We graciously received these cloud9:
This morning neighbours form the right hand side popped round with a dish full of food they had made for us rubschin:
Now either - we have been declared bankrupt whilst on our little trip oop north and can no longer afford the basic essentials ; or we have had a bereavement that at the moment we have no knowledge of ; both sets of neighbours have never done this before rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
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Or they are trying to poison you........... whistle:
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There is that option lol:
My will is in the bottom drawer if you need to locate it . scared2:
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There is that option lol:
My will is in the bottom drawer if you need to locate it . scared2:
Who gets your axe?
I dread to think who gets the Brat
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Jeez ...I wouldn't wish The Brat on any of you lol:
The axe will need to go to BM for the VP trophy cupboard with all those prizes that have yet to be shipped to anyone ;D
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Jeez ...I wouldn't wish The Brat on any of you lol:
The axe will need to go to BM for the VP trophy cupboard with all those prizes that have yet to be shipped to anyone ;D
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Jeez ...I wouldn't wish The Brat on any of you lol:
The axe will need to go to BM for the VP trophy cupboard with all those prizes that have yet to be shipped to anyone ;D
Leave it to LL, you say? eveilgrin:
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It's a clever murder method. Each neighbour includes a compound (or summat) in their foody gift which only becomes deadly when mixed with a different compound in the other neighbour's food. Neither can get charged with poisoning you as what they each gave you was harmless :thumbsup:
There could be munny in this rubschin:
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It's a clever murder method. Each neighbour includes a compound (or summat) in their foody gift which only becomes deadly when mixed with a different compound in the other neighbour's food. Neither can get charged with poisoning you as what they each gave you was harmless :thumbsup:
There could be munny in this rubschin:
The patent office await your submission
But does look a clever wheeze
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It will be included in next weeks Midsomer :thumbsup:
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Last night our neighbours on the left hand side called and gave us lots of goodies of a sweet and savoury nature they had made .
We graciously received these cloud9:
This morning neighbours form the right hand side popped round with a dish full of food they had made for us rubschin:
Now either - we have been declared bankrupt whilst on our little trip oop north and can no longer afford the basic essentials ; or we have had a bereavement that at the moment we have no knowledge of ; both sets of neighbours have never done this before rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
When did you last see the Brat?
Is this some kind of Sweeney Todd thing? scared2:
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Mr Darwin, sir!! I had my black suit cleaned cussing:
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Mr Darwin, sir!! I had my black suit cleaned cussing:
I do have duties outside the VP you know. evil:
Once I remember what they are. redface:
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Turnip trading?
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Last night our neighbours on the left hand side called and gave us lots of goodies of a sweet and savoury nature they had made .
We graciously received these cloud9:
This morning neighbours form the right hand side popped round with a dish full of food they had made for us rubschin:
Now either - we have been declared bankrupt whilst on our little trip oop north and can no longer afford the basic essentials ; or we have had a bereavement that at the moment we have no knowledge of ; both sets of neighbours have never done this before rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
When did you last see the Brat?
Is this some kind of Sweeney Todd thing? scared2:
She is off on her travels in the Far East rubschin: