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Title: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Nick on May 30, 2018, 08:14:06 PM: What can possibly go wrong? rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2018, 08:22:52 AM: Suzi thinks it would be a good idea if she came along and gave me a hand rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2018, 08:25:20 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2018, 08:22:52 AM
Suzi thinks it would be a good idea if she came along and gave me a hand rubschin: rubschin:

Suzi... eyes:
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2018, 08:38:47 AM: We would have to drive there. It's a thousand miles.......... rubschin:

Isolated cottage. With a wine cellar rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2018, 09:07:02 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2018, 08:38:47 AM
We would have to drive there. It's a thousand miles.......... rubschin:

Isolated cottage. With a wine cellar rubschin:
And a thousand miles away from Nod
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2018, 09:18:31 AM: :thumbsup:

Miss I says, "Whoop dee doo!!", but she would ::)
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2018, 09:23:25 AM: Someone needs to quietly invite Nod on Nick's behalf once they have settled... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2018, 09:34:12 AM: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2018, 09:40:27 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2018, 09:23:25 AM
Someone needs to quietly invite Nod on Nick's behalf once they have settled... eveilgrin:
He'd turn up in Berlin instead

So tell Nod they have gone to Berlin?
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2018, 11:55:00 AM: Quote from: Steve on May 31, 2018, 09:40:27 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2018, 09:23:25 AM
Someone needs to quietly invite Nod on Nick's behalf once they have settled... eveilgrin:
He'd turn up in Berlin instead

So tell Nod they have gone to Berlin?

Arrange a whip round for tickets and a handler you say... rubschin:

Wonder what would happen with Nick, Nod and Baldymort in the same area..... scared2:
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2018, 12:37:31 PM: I do wonder what your LinkedIn profile offers ???
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2018, 12:47:47 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2018, 12:37:31 PM
I do wonder what your LinkedIn profile offers ???

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2018, 02:26:02 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2018, 12:37:31 PM
I do wonder what your LinkedIn profile offers ???
So I goes off and has a sneaky read of same

eeek:

(It's a better read than my vestigial LinkedIn profile though)
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2018, 02:45:04 PM: cloud9: angel1
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 31, 2018, 03:50:13 PM: Quote from: Barman on May 31, 2018, 12:47:47 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2018, 12:37:31 PM
I do wonder what your LinkedIn profile offers ???

lol: lol: lol:

My guess would have been disaster planning services as no matter what Nick figures out in advance it always goes wrong... rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2018, 03:54:55 PM: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on May 31, 2018, 08:16:12 PM: Will you be back in Blighty by October, like? rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2018, 08:26:48 PM: What are you offering? rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2018, 08:37:20 PM: Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2018, 08:26:48 PM
What are you offering? rubschin:

A sock...
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2018, 08:38:18 PM: Child ::)
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Nick on June 01, 2018, 06:02:12 PM: Just pulled out (snigger) of this one, despite the best efforts of the matchmaker :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick gets asked to look after 2 big dogs and three cats in Perpignan
Post by: Steve on June 01, 2018, 07:23:23 PM: Quote from: Nick on June 01, 2018, 06:02:12 PM
Just pulled out (snigger) of this one, despite the best efforts of the matchmaker :thumbsup:
Wise imho