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Title: VHF radio conversations
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2018, 09:35:17 AM

Yesterday:

Hazleford Lock, this is cruiser Sammy-joe, over.
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford Lock, over.
Yes, Hazleford, I am one mile downstream of you wishing to pen up, over
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford. The lock is against you, but I will turn it round. Watch out for the green light. Hazleford out

Sammy-joe: Shit! I am not at Hazleford. I am at Nether. Bugger. Um, out.

He calls me.

We go though a similar routine, ending in "Nether out."

Unknown boater: Clown should have gone to Specsavers!

Title: Re: VHF radio conversations
Post by: Barman on May 29, 2018, 09:52:58 AM

Quote from: Nick on May 29, 2018, 09:35:17 AM

Yesterday:

Hazleford Lock, this is cruiser Sammy-joe, over.
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford Lock, over.
Yes, Hazleford, I am one mile downstream of you wishing to pen up, over
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford. The lock is against you, but I will turn it round. Watch out for the green light. Hazleford out

Sammy-joe: Shit! I am not at Hazleford. I am at Nether. Bugger. Um, out.

He calls me.

We go though a similar routine, ending in "Nether out."

Unknown boater: Clown should have gone to Specsavers!

 tunble:

Title: Re: VHF radio conversations
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2018, 10:16:57 AM

Quote from: Nick on May 29, 2018, 09:35:17 AM

Yesterday:

Hazleford Lock, this is cruiser Sammy-joe, over.
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford Lock, over.
Yes, Hazleford, I am one mile downstream of you wishing to pen up, over
Sammy-joe, this is Hazleford. The lock is against you, but I will turn it round. Watch out for the green light. Hazleford out

Sammy-joe: Shit! I am not at Hazleford. I am at Nether. Bugger. Um, out.

He calls me.

We go though a similar routine, ending in "Nether out."

Unknown boater: Clown should have gone to Specsavers!

You should write a book. You could call it Lock Stock and Too Confused Boaters

Title: Re: VHF radio conversations
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2018, 10:48:28 AM

 lol: lol: lol:

or

Argy Bargy at the not ok canal  lol:

Title: Re: VHF radio conversations
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2018, 10:56:08 AM

 drumroll:

Title: Re: VHF radio conversations
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 29, 2018, 11:49:03 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanour on May 29, 2018, 10:48:28 AM

lol: lol: lol:

or

Argy Bargy at the not ok canal  lol:

Would that mean that Nick is Quiet Berk?  rubschin:

Title: Re: VHF radio conversations
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2018, 11:56:45 AM

 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Title: Re: VHF radio conversations
Post by: Steve on May 29, 2018, 12:06:45 PM

Quote from: Nick on May 29, 2018, 10:56:08 AM

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