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Title: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2018, 03:20:01 PM
The Boy is acting in a play in Hull next month. I said I might go up to see it.

He seemed concerned. He said he had told his Mum not to come and advised me that it "contains bad language and stuff".

The play is Trainspotting  ::)

He seems to think I am innocent  angel1
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2018, 03:27:58 PM
Is there a scene in it where a teenager lambasts his father for not giving him an endless supply of phones and laptops?
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2018, 03:29:18 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2018, 03:34:58 PM
Or a scene where they try and spot a train in a cake shop?
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2018, 03:38:59 PM
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Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2018, 03:55:09 PM
Or a scene where they try and spot a train in a cake shop?


happy001
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2018, 03:55:30 PM
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Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Barman on March 28, 2018, 03:57:45 PM
Do they poke a badger perchance...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 28, 2018, 05:58:24 PM
Or a scene where they try and spot a train in a cake shop?

Knowing Nick's luck the entire play will be based around scouring the cake shop for a train while running from exploding wildlife...  noooo:
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2018, 06:10:48 PM
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Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 28, 2018, 07:48:20 PM
He must have heard enough of the conversations betwewn you and Mrs Nick to know you have a full appreciation and vocabulary of the foul tongue !!!
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2018, 07:51:02 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 28, 2018, 09:10:01 PM
Or a scene where they try and spot a train in a cake shop?


happy001
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Nick on April 06, 2018, 06:03:58 PM
Have booked to go as a surprise  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Steve on April 06, 2018, 07:46:38 PM
Have booked to go as a surprise  eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
But who will be most surprised?
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 06, 2018, 10:28:29 PM
He seems to think I am innocent  angel1

In all your descriptions of the boy you've given us over the years gullible and naive never entered the frame...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Barman on April 06, 2018, 10:31:09 PM
He seems to think I am innocent  angel1

In all your descriptions of the boy you've given us over the years gullible and naive never entered the frame...  rubschin:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 07, 2018, 11:32:56 AM
Surprises with your offspring are generally never a good idea  noooo:
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Nick on April 07, 2018, 02:10:51 PM
It will, of course, cost me dinner and some urgent shopping  noooo:
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Barman on April 07, 2018, 07:58:41 PM
It will, of course, cost me dinner and some urgent shopping  noooo:

Take a new phone and laptop with ya!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2018, 04:28:36 AM
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Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 08, 2018, 08:57:12 AM
It will, of course, cost me dinner and some urgent shopping  noooo:

Take a new phone and laptop with ya!  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

and top tip ..forget your wallet  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Will I be shocked?
Post by: Barman on April 08, 2018, 09:04:19 AM
It will, of course, cost me dinner and some urgent shopping  noooo:

Take a new phone and laptop with ya!  :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

and top tip ..forget your wallet  :thumbsup:

Like Apey...? ::)