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Title: A letter from my GP
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2018, 02:18:48 PM
Letter from my GP. Two pages long. He talks about Sir Bradley Wiggins' power output and tells me that cheetahs must run at 70 mph in order to ovulate and that these turns of speed indicate they are hunting and that there is therefore food for all the family.

I have no clue what triggered this, except he says that exercise will reduce my risk of mortality by 10% (which I doubt).

I think he may have gone nuts!! eeek:
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2018, 05:27:35 PM
Letter from my GP. Two pages long. He talks about Sir Bradley Wiggins' power output and tells me that cheetahs must run at 70 mph in order to ovulate and that these turns of speed indicate they are hunting and that there is therefore food for all the family.

I have no clue what triggered this, except he says that exercise will reduce my risk of mortality by 10% (which I doubt).

I think he may have gone nuts!! eeek:
What a nutter.  Ask him what happened to Jim Fixx jogging pioneer and so many cyclists

(brown bread)
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2018, 05:28:37 PM
I like him, and I am writing him a complex letter back  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2018, 06:31:10 PM
I like him, and I am writing him a complex letter back  eveilgrin:
I'm sure he knows your/you're complex.
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2018, 06:43:53 PM
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Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2018, 07:09:04 PM
He could have seen about 3 other patients with the time it took to write that!!!  ;D
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2018, 07:12:21 PM
Quite. And he made two spelling mistakes  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 22, 2018, 07:14:35 PM
But his colons were ok 😁
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2018, 07:15:58 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 22, 2018, 07:35:31 PM
Letter from my GP. Two pages long. He talks about Sir Bradley Wiggins' power output and tells me that cheetahs must run at 70 mph in order to ovulate and that these turns of speed indicate they are hunting and that there is therefore food for all the family.

I have no clue what triggered this, except he says that exercise will reduce my risk of mortality by 10% (which I doubt).

I think he may have gone nuts!! eeek:

Just checking but how long has he been your GP?  rubschin:
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2018, 07:46:40 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2018, 09:53:49 PM
But his colons were ok 😁
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Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2018, 01:53:41 PM
A second letter has arrived and has been followed by a phone call. He is anxious for me to have blood tests for my liver function  scared2:
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 30, 2018, 04:06:15 PM
He's heard rumours about your drinking sessions with Nod and Suzi.
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Nick on April 30, 2018, 04:34:08 PM
 redface: redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2018, 09:58:07 AM
Got an appointment later (ear infection).

Trying to think of ways not to talk about my liver  rubschin:
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Steve on June 26, 2018, 10:06:53 AM
Got an appointment later (ear infection).

Trying to think of ways not to talk about my liver  rubschin:
but when else do you get the chance to talk about it with someone who doesn't immediately associate liver with bacon?

I say go for it
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2018, 02:54:28 PM
Quackter (at the end of a long hot day): Did we discuss your blood results last time we met?
Me: Yes  char048

The end  angel1
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2018, 03:18:12 PM
Quackter (at the end of a long hot day): Did we discuss your blood results last time we met?
Me: Yes  char048

The end  angel1

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 26, 2018, 03:43:30 PM
Quackter (at the end of a long hot day): Did we discuss your blood results last time we met?
Me: Yes  char048

The end  angel1

 :thumbsup:

 noooo:
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2018, 03:54:42 PM
NO. MORE. POKING

And he congratulated me on my kidleys, blood sugar and blood pressure  angel1
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2018, 04:37:22 PM
NO. MORE. POKING

And he congratulated me on my kidleys, blood sugar and blood pressure  angel1

 :thumbsup:

I've stopped taking my blood pressure pills...  angel1
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2018, 04:38:50 PM
Last week a nurse said, "lovely urine".

I said, "You say the sweetest things".  angel1
Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Barman on June 26, 2018, 04:45:50 PM
Last week a nurse said, "lovely urine".

I said, "You say the sweetest things".  angel1

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Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Steve on June 26, 2018, 11:10:45 PM
Last week a nurse said, "lovely urine".

I said, "You say the sweetest things".  angel1

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Title: Re: A letter from my GP
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 30, 2018, 08:32:30 AM
Last week a nurse said, "lovely urine".

I said, "You say the sweetest things".  angel1

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