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Come Inside... => The Medical Centre => Topic started by: Nick on March 22, 2018, 02:18:48 PM
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Letter from my GP. Two pages long. He talks about Sir Bradley Wiggins' power output and tells me that cheetahs must run at 70 mph in order to ovulate and that these turns of speed indicate they are hunting and that there is therefore food for all the family.
I have no clue what triggered this, except he says that exercise will reduce my risk of mortality by 10% (which I doubt).
I think he may have gone nuts!! eeek:
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Letter from my GP. Two pages long. He talks about Sir Bradley Wiggins' power output and tells me that cheetahs must run at 70 mph in order to ovulate and that these turns of speed indicate they are hunting and that there is therefore food for all the family.
I have no clue what triggered this, except he says that exercise will reduce my risk of mortality by 10% (which I doubt).
I think he may have gone nuts!! eeek:
What a nutter. Ask him what happened to Jim Fixx jogging pioneer and so many cyclists
(brown bread)
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I like him, and I am writing him a complex letter back eveilgrin:
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I like him, and I am writing him a complex letter back eveilgrin:
I'm sure he knows your/you're complex.
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cloud9:
rubschin:
cussing:
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He could have seen about 3 other patients with the time it took to write that!!! ;D
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Quite. And he made two spelling mistakes eveilgrin:
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But his colons were ok 😁
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Spank2:
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Letter from my GP. Two pages long. He talks about Sir Bradley Wiggins' power output and tells me that cheetahs must run at 70 mph in order to ovulate and that these turns of speed indicate they are hunting and that there is therefore food for all the family.
I have no clue what triggered this, except he says that exercise will reduce my risk of mortality by 10% (which I doubt).
I think he may have gone nuts!! eeek:
Just checking but how long has he been your GP? rubschin:
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cussing:
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But his colons were ok 😁
drumroll:
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A second letter has arrived and has been followed by a phone call. He is anxious for me to have blood tests for my liver function scared2:
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He's heard rumours about your drinking sessions with Nod and Suzi.
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redface: redface: redface: redface:
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Got an appointment later (ear infection).
Trying to think of ways not to talk about my liver rubschin:
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Got an appointment later (ear infection).
Trying to think of ways not to talk about my liver rubschin:
but when else do you get the chance to talk about it with someone who doesn't immediately associate liver with bacon?
I say go for it
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Quackter (at the end of a long hot day): Did we discuss your blood results last time we met?
Me: Yes char048
The end angel1
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Quackter (at the end of a long hot day): Did we discuss your blood results last time we met?
Me: Yes char048
The end angel1
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Quackter (at the end of a long hot day): Did we discuss your blood results last time we met?
Me: Yes char048
The end angel1
:thumbsup:
noooo:
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NO. MORE. POKING
And he congratulated me on my kidleys, blood sugar and blood pressure angel1
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NO. MORE. POKING
And he congratulated me on my kidleys, blood sugar and blood pressure angel1
:thumbsup:
I've stopped taking my blood pressure pills... angel1
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Last week a nurse said, "lovely urine".
I said, "You say the sweetest things". angel1
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Last week a nurse said, "lovely urine".
I said, "You say the sweetest things". angel1
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Last week a nurse said, "lovely urine".
I said, "You say the sweetest things". angel1
lol: lol: lol:
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Last week a nurse said, "lovely urine".
I said, "You say the sweetest things". angel1
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