Post by: Just One More on March 08, 2018, 06:35:48 AM
...Because. scared:
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2018, 08:24:59 AM
International Women's day has been cancelled. The reason given for cancelling was...
...Because. scared:
Also, the day didn't get started until 01:30
They couldn't make it up.
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2018, 08:45:45 AM
International Women's day has been cancelled. The reason given for cancelling was...
...Because. scared:
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2018, 10:14:29 AM
lol: lol: lol:International Women's day has been cancelled. The reason given for cancelling was...
...Because. scared:
lol: lol: lol:
rubschin: Is International Womens Day something to do with a special Buy One Get One Free offer on mail order Russian brides?
Wouldn't want to get me credit card out by mistake like
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2018, 06:09:57 PM
Post by: Barman on March 08, 2018, 06:16:12 PM
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Post by: Steve on March 08, 2018, 06:25:54 PM
Well, I met a new member of my team today. Tall, slim, babetastic :sex023: , legs up to her shoulders, leather trousers, high heels and everyfink else, so it worked out for me. angel1:thumbsup:
for those shares in Kleenex
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 08, 2018, 07:45:38 PM
Well, I met a new member of my team today. Tall, slim, babetastic :sex023: , legs up to her shoulders, leather trousers, high heels and everyfink else, so it worked out for me. angel1What was his name originally?
Post by: Nick on March 08, 2018, 07:46:37 PM
Post by: Steve on March 08, 2018, 08:28:50 PM
lol: lol: lol:Well, I met a new member of my team today. Tall, slim, babetastic :sex023: , legs up to her shoulders, leather trousers, high heels and everyfink else, so it worked out for me. angel1What was his name originally?
Post by: Just One More on March 09, 2018, 06:02:22 AM
(https://s9.postimg.org/q3perfukb/international_womens_day.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/q3perfukb/)
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 06:52:42 AM
Well, I met a new member of my team today. Tall, slim, babetastic :sex023: , legs up to her shoulders, leather trousers, high heels and everyfink else, so it worked out for me. angel1
Quote from: Nick's unfortunate team mate
Met the new 'consultant' today. Strange looking old man with his ratty greying ginger beard and tatty jumper. I originally thought he was some tramp who had wandered in by mistake. He kept looking at me like some kind of lovestruck halfwit. Something tells me that this is going to be a long few months.
Oh well, if he keeps staring I'll just have to do to him what I did to the last one and kick him in the balls so hard they end up in orbit... eveilgrin:
Sounds like a match made in mayhem... noooo:
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2018, 06:59:00 AM
(https://s9.postimg.org/q3perfukb/international_womens_day.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/q3perfukb/)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2018, 08:38:56 AM
(https://s9.postimg.org/q3perfukb/international_womens_day.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/q3perfukb/)
lol: lol: lol:
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2018, 08:39:29 AM
Well, I met a new member of my team today. Tall, slim, babetastic :sex023: , legs up to her shoulders, leather trousers, high heels and everyfink else, so it worked out for me. angel1Quote from: Nick's unfortunate team mateMet the new 'consultant' today. Strange looking old man with his ratty greying ginger beard and tatty jumper. I originally thought he was some tramp who had wandered in by mistake. He kept looking at me like some kind of lovestruck halfwit. Something tells me that this is going to be a long few months.
Oh well, if he keeps staring I'll just have to do to him what I did to the last one and kick him in the balls so hard they end up in orbit... eveilgrin:
Sounds like a match made in mayhem... noooo:
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 08:58:22 AM
Well, I met a new member of my team today. Tall, slim, babetastic :sex023: , legs up to her shoulders, leather trousers, high heels and everyfink else, so it worked out for me. angel1Quote from: Nick's unfortunate team mateMet the new 'consultant' today. Strange looking old man with his ratty greying ginger beard and tatty jumper. I originally thought he was some tramp who had wandered in by mistake. He kept looking at me like some kind of lovestruck halfwit. Something tells me that this is going to be a long few months.
Oh well, if he keeps staring I'll just have to do to him what I did to the last one and kick him in the balls so hard they end up in orbit... eveilgrin:
Sounds like a match made in mayhem... noooo:
It's the Casanunder effect... noooo:
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2018, 09:08:17 AM
drumroll:Well, I met a new member of my team today. Tall, slim, babetastic :sex023: , legs up to her shoulders, leather trousers, high heels and everyfink else, so it worked out for me. angel1Quote from: Nick's unfortunate team mateMet the new 'consultant' today. Strange looking old man with his ratty greying ginger beard and tatty jumper. I originally thought he was some tramp who had wandered in by mistake. He kept looking at me like some kind of lovestruck halfwit. Something tells me that this is going to be a long few months.
Oh well, if he keeps staring I'll just have to do to him what I did to the last one and kick him in the balls so hard they end up in orbit... eveilgrin:
Sounds like a match made in mayhem... noooo:
It's the Casanunder effect... noooo:
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2018, 09:31:57 AM
drumroll: drumroll:drumroll:Well, I met a new member of my team today. Tall, slim, babetastic :sex023: , legs up to her shoulders, leather trousers, high heels and everyfink else, so it worked out for me. angel1Quote from: Nick's unfortunate team mateMet the new 'consultant' today. Strange looking old man with his ratty greying ginger beard and tatty jumper. I originally thought he was some tramp who had wandered in by mistake. He kept looking at me like some kind of lovestruck halfwit. Something tells me that this is going to be a long few months.
Oh well, if he keeps staring I'll just have to do to him what I did to the last one and kick him in the balls so hard they end up in orbit... eveilgrin:
Sounds like a match made in mayhem... noooo:
It's the Casanunder effect... noooo:
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 09, 2018, 11:58:21 AM
Every day is all about the wimmin :thumbsup:
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2018, 05:22:48 PM
What a load of bollocks .
Every day is all about the wimmin :thumbsup:
Men pleased that whole treating-women-with-respect thing is over for another year (http://newsthump.com/2018/03/09/men-pleased-that-whole-treating-women-with-respect-thing-is-over-for-another-year/?utm_source=NewsThump+Daily+Briefing&utm_campaign=c8acc83934-RSS_EMAIL_DAILYBRIEFING2&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_5c4292041a-c8acc83934-435949965)
whistle:
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2018, 05:49:27 PM
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 09, 2018, 06:02:47 PM
What a load of bollocks .
Every day is all about the wimmin :thumbsup:
Men pleased that whole treating-women-with-respect thing is over for another year (http://newsthump.com/2018/03/09/men-pleased-that-whole-treating-women-with-respect-thing-is-over-for-another-year/?utm_source=NewsThump+Daily+Briefing&utm_campaign=c8acc83934-RSS_EMAIL_DAILYBRIEFING2&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_5c4292041a-c8acc83934-435949965)
whistle:
Time for the new pub sweepstake..... What happens when an unstoppable axe meets an immovable bucket.... rubschin:
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2018, 06:12:46 PM
Is LL still driving like Donald Sutherland in the Kelly's heroes fillum? angel1
We don't have gates to reverse out of now... cloud9:
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2018, 06:17:28 PM
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2018, 06:23:16 PM
Is LL still driving like Donald Sutherland in the Kelly's heroes fillum? angel1
We don't have gates to reverse out of now... cloud9:
You call them 'gates' maybe she saw them as crumple zones for the house
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2018, 07:13:00 PM
Buy her a Mini-Moke whistle:
scared:
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2018, 07:11:52 PM
Buy her a Mini-Moke whistle:
scared:
cussing: cussing: cussing:
Post by: Nick on March 11, 2018, 07:17:19 PM
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 11, 2018, 07:40:39 PM