The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 01:46:54 PM
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Amy, a blonde city girl, marries a farmer. One morning, before he goes out to the fields, the farmer says to her, "The Artificial Insemination man is coming to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four above the cow's stall. You show him where it is, okay?"
The farmer then leaves for the fields, and a while later, the Artificial Insemination man arrives.
Amy takes him down the long row of cows until she sees the nail, and tells him, "This is the one. This one right here!"
Terribly impressed by what seemed to be such a dizzy blonde, the man asks, "How did you know this is the cow to be bred?"
"By the nail over it's stall," explains Amy.
Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
"I guess it's for you to hang your trousers on."
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A young aristocrat is wandering round the farm on his fathers estate and encounters the cowman who is bringing the prize bull to service a cow in the barn.
Toff: ?I say my good man, what are you doing??
Serf: ?Putting the bull to the cow young master?
Toff: ?Oh I say, what spiffing fun old chap, is it difficult??
The cowman explains the process and the young dandy nods distractedly.
Suddenly an urchin runs in and calls for the cowman to attend a calving in the next barn.
Toff: ?You run along and I will see to this, don?t you know?
Serf: ?Are you sure you know what to do sir??
Toff: ?Absolutely, it seems quite simple?
A while later, the cowman returns to find the cow standing still and the bull back in the field.
Serf: ?Did you manage all right young sir??
Toff: ?Of course I did, easy job, top hole?
Serf: ?I knew you?d get it wrong?
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<Snigger>
We both deserve one
<Snigger>
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;D
Clap for both of you...