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Title: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2007, 10:43:38 AM
So The Boy needs a haircut to restore his vision and also a pair of new school shoes. Mrs Nick agrees to take responsibility for these tasks whilst I do something else.

She set off 15 minutes ago. I have just found him sitting here watching TV rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: GROWLER on September 08, 2007, 11:14:55 AM
So The Boy needs a haircut to restore his vision and also a pair of new school shoes. Mrs Nick agrees to take responsibility for these tasks whilst I do something else.

She set off 15 minutes ago. I have just found him sitting here watching TV rubschin:

She'll be back shortly, with a pair of hairdressers scissors and a selection of Doc Martins for him to try on....you cynical old bastard. ;)
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2007, 11:15:57 AM
She did come back and dragged him out of the house. She was muttering something or other, but I closed my ears.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2007, 11:20:34 AM
So The Boy needs a haircut to restore his vision and also a pair of new school shoes. Mrs Nick agrees to take responsibility for these tasks whilst I do something else.

She set off 15 minutes ago. I have just found him sitting here watching TV rubschin:
happy001
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: GROWLER on September 08, 2007, 11:31:18 AM
She IS a clone of Mrs Growler, and I claim my free weekend break away from her. happy088
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2007, 11:32:27 AM
I do think you ought to build your own roller coaster at the swamp. Why aren't you up there anyhow?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 11:37:24 AM
<Snigger>









PS T'Lad's toe nail fell off this morning. He is limping somewhat.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: GROWLER on September 08, 2007, 11:41:36 AM
I do think you ought to build your own roller coaster at the swamp. Why aren't you up there anyhow?

Cus I've been out since the crack of dawn without any brekky...well, 8:30 to be precise  redface:.... charging around Asda, and then chasing a non exsistant Mini Cooper that was supposed to be in one place for me to do a 20 minute job on, but wasn't there, then having to find it in Chester and THEN bloody well wait for it while they broke the rear 1/4 panel that they were trying to mend, and THEN having to wait to get driven back to the  Mini center @ 2 Mlls to retrieve my stuff to fix it when it finally arrived back where it should have been in the first palce.
Does that make sense? rubschin:

In a nutshell, I'm running late and feel like a bag of shite at the moment. A little lie down, nose bag and some F1 qualifying to watch, and I'll be down later laden with hammers drills paint and enthusaism. whistle:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2007, 11:42:21 AM
It is the Country Fair this weekend you know!

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I'll be down later laden with hammers drills paint and enthusaism

So you are going to build one.  happ096
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: GROWLER on September 08, 2007, 11:43:53 AM
It is the Country Fair this weekend you know!

Yea, full of tree hugging, plant admiring, green wellie wearing knob rots too. ::)
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2007, 11:44:40 AM
We are walking over there later. That way you don't have to pay to get in!
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 11:53:18 AM
We are walking over there later. That way you don't have to pay to get in!

Also that will break in the new shoes and give you all day tomorrow to treat the resulting blisters before school on Monday.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2007, 11:54:47 AM
Regreetably school is Tuesday, according to the MILF from the LEA. I have to have a meeting with her on Tuesday morning cloud9:. Perhaps I should tell her to do up that button on her blouse, but then again....
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Snoopy on September 08, 2007, 11:56:46 AM
Regreetably school is Tuesday, according to the MILF from the LEA. I have to have a meeting with her on Tuesday morning cloud9:. Perhaps I should tell her to do up that button on her blouse, but then again....


(i) even longer for the blisters to heal then
(ii) NO! a gentleman would never do such a thing  eyes:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2007, 11:59:32 AM
Even The Boy complimented her on her looks yesterday eeek:. She went a bit pink when he guessed her age as 30. He also dispensed some advice about getting her husband to take her out on Saturday nights. It was all a but odd.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 08:05:28 AM
And so The Boy's obsession with older women begins!  eeek:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2007, 11:27:03 AM
And mine with the LEA MILF eyes:

She really doesn't need to lean forward so often in that way, but I am pleased that she does.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 11:29:12 AM
And mine with the LEA MILF eyes:

She really doesn't need to lean forward so often in that way, but I am pleased that she does.

Can you remember anything useful from the meeting or is she using cleavage as a distraction technique?  ::)
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2007, 11:30:14 AM
Someone or other made some notes.



I think
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2007, 11:33:20 AM
. . .is she using cleavage as a distraction technique?  ::)
Sounds like the voice of experience there. rubschin:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 11:35:11 AM
. . .is she using cleavage as a distraction technique?  ::)
Sounds like the voice of experience there. rubschin:

Of course it is! If you have them then it is just stupid not to use them to your advantage. Upgrades, free drinks, better tips ...
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2007, 01:23:06 PM
. . .is she using cleavage as a distraction technique?  ::)
Sounds like the voice of experience there. rubschin:

Of course it is! If you have them then it is just stupid not to use them to your advantage. Upgrades, free drinks, better tips ...

It is a wonder we male gargoyles get through life at all. surrender:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Bar Wench on September 10, 2007, 01:32:17 PM
. . .is she using cleavage as a distraction technique?  ::)
Sounds like the voice of experience there. rubschin:

Of course it is! If you have them then it is just stupid not to use them to your advantage. Upgrades, free drinks, better tips ...

It is a wonder we male gargoyles get through life at all. surrender:

Indeed, who knows how you cope without your own pair.  noooo:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2007, 01:34:45 PM
Wenchy 1 - DS O
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2007, 01:36:18 PM
Wenchy 1 - DS O
Wenchy only has one?  eeek:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2007, 01:37:56 PM
I fear standards are slipping. I shall be running a "Witty Riposte" workshop (with flipcharts and group work) in the Snug soon. Reasonable rates.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2007, 01:40:28 PM
I fear standards are slipping. I shall be running a "Witty Riposte" workshop (with flipcharts and group work) in the Snug soon.) Reasonable rates.
I shall be holding a brackets workshop?  point:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2007, 01:41:56 PM
I am sure the pub has many brackets. If you wish to get the regulars to fix them for you, you ought to offer beer discounts.
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 10, 2007, 01:42:11 PM
I fear standards are slipping. I shall be running a "Witty Riposte" workshop (with flipcharts and group work) in the Snug soon.) Reasonable rates.
I shall be holding a brackets workshop?  point:
I shall be holding a 12 bore when entering the workshop. evil:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2007, 01:43:31 PM
Bishop?



Actress?
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2007, 01:47:16 PM
Bishop?



Actress?
Bah!  noooo: You need to attend Nick's "Witty Riposte" worksho.. Oh.  redface:
Title: Re: Mrs Nick loses the plot
Post by: Nick on September 10, 2007, 02:00:37 PM
You get a discount on grounds of Special Needs