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Title: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2018, 02:51:02 PM
One more sleep and this endless sodding festive season will be over  cloud9:

Trouble is, my brain is so completely pickled I can barely recall what I do for werk  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 01, 2018, 04:50:57 PM
Well none of us are quite sure if that is of any help  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2018, 04:52:49 PM
Pardon?  I have no clue what I do at the best of times  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 01, 2018, 04:58:53 PM
Cat Sitter
Body Guard
Keeper of the locks
Carer to Nod
Agitator  to Mrs Nick
Something to do with Ed- your cape on
Agony Uncle
Gossip columinst
Legal advisor
Stew nerd

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2018, 05:02:24 PM
Nexpert on summat
Author
Charming interim manager
Consultant (megabucks)
Chef
Adonis angel1
Title: Re: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2018, 06:13:00 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 01, 2018, 05:02:24 PM
Nexpert on summat
Author
Charming interim manager
Consultant (megabucks)
Chef
Adonis angel1

Badger Prodder.
Title: Re: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2018, 06:13:55 PM
That was not me  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2018, 06:14:40 PM
Boiler Gubber
Title: Re: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2018, 06:19:05 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: Barman on January 01, 2018, 06:51:05 PM
Phone Gubber
Title: Re: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2018, 06:52:36 PM
Pot. Kettle.
Title: Re: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 01, 2018, 07:37:56 PM
Quote from: Nick on January 01, 2018, 05:02:24 PM
Nexpert on summat
Author
Charming interim manager
Consultant (megabucks)
Chef
Adonis angel1

Champion of those poor souls that suffer from penile dementia  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: Nick on January 01, 2018, 07:40:38 PM
I have invites  cloud9:  Regrettably my only willy fun at the moment involves uniformed lady nurses............oh

 kleenex: kleenex:
Title: Re: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 02, 2018, 07:03:09 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 01, 2018, 02:51:02 PM
One more sleep and this endless sodding festive season will be over  cloud9:

Trouble is, my brain is so completely pickled I can barely recall what I do for werk  noooo: noooo:

Same here I have to work in March......... evil:
Title: Re: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2018, 09:11:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 02, 2018, 07:03:09 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 01, 2018, 02:51:02 PM
One more sleep and this endless sodding festive season will be over  cloud9:

Trouble is, my brain is so completely pickled I can barely recall what I do for werk  noooo: noooo:

Same here I have to work in March......... evil:

You have a sideline in playing records which tends to get in the way of your main job of nicking buffets...  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: apc2010 on January 03, 2018, 09:23:11 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 02, 2018, 09:11:22 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 02, 2018, 07:03:09 AM
Quote from: Nick on January 01, 2018, 02:51:02 PM
One more sleep and this endless sodding festive season will be over  cloud9:

Trouble is, my brain is so completely pickled I can barely recall what I do for werk  noooo: noooo:

Same here I have to work in March......... evil:

You have a sideline in playing records which tends to get in the way of your main job of nicking buffets...  whistle:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new back to normality thread
Post by: Nick on January 03, 2018, 11:07:57 AM
At the "office" staring into space and faffing redface: