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Title: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2017, 07:43:05 PM
Actor: sorted  angel1 Apart from deodorant  ::)
Sisters: ritual exchange of cancelling out gift vouchers  ::)
Late Mrs Nick (yes, I do): helpfully informs me today that choc is fattening. Right then, soap.

Um, that's it  redface:

Might get summat for the vicar's daughter  rubschin:

Miss I has burfday on 24th and that is taken care of  angel1
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: apc2010 on December 03, 2017, 08:10:55 PM
Is mine a car ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2017, 08:19:07 PM
One each from TMR's dealer!!


(https://s18.postimg.org/8u3aj3k85/cars.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/8u3aj3k85/)
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 03, 2017, 11:49:29 PM
I accept cash, cheques and gift vouchers  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2017, 06:00:20 PM
I have arranged for both sisters to get a £20 Amazon voucher delivered on Christmas Day.

Today they have both asked if I want the same.

What is the point??? Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2017, 06:09:56 PM
 noooo: noooo: noooo:

Surely a man of your means should be spending more on them than they on you  whistle:
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2017, 06:11:41 PM
 evil:

WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class  angel1
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Steve on December 04, 2017, 06:12:58 PM
I have arranged for both sisters to get a £20 Amazon voucher delivered on Christmas Day.

Today they have both asked if I want the same.

What is the point??? Banghead Banghead
Shrugs:

Was that really the best idea you could come up with?   
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2017, 06:14:03 PM
We do it every year  Banghead
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 04, 2017, 06:42:34 PM
evil:

WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class  angel1

oh yes  :thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F%5Burl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.londonperfect.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2FChristmas-Cracker-Fish.jpg%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.londonperfect.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2FChristmas-Cracker-Fish.jpg%5B%2Furl%5D&hash=76dcf25c0cad265f0f6aa0d9f9c9bf3cf88693d4)
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Nick on December 04, 2017, 06:43:13 PM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Steve on December 04, 2017, 11:08:26 PM
evil:

WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class  angel1

oh yes  :thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F%5Burl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.londonperfect.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2FChristmas-Cracker-Fish.jpg%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.londonperfect.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2FChristmas-Cracker-Fish.jpg%5B%2Furl%5D&hash=76dcf25c0cad265f0f6aa0d9f9c9bf3cf88693d4)

Nah, it's a red herring
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2017, 05:26:36 AM
evil:

WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class  angel1

oh yes  :thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F%5Burl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.londonperfect.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2FChristmas-Cracker-Fish.jpg%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.londonperfect.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2FChristmas-Cracker-Fish.jpg%5B%2Furl%5D&hash=76dcf25c0cad265f0f6aa0d9f9c9bf3cf88693d4)

Nah, it's a red herring

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Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 05, 2017, 08:02:35 AM
evil:

WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class  angel1
"Don't tell him Pike"
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2017, 08:09:45 AM
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Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Steve on December 05, 2017, 10:16:52 AM
evil:

WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class  angel1
"Don't tell him Pike"
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2017, 10:53:17 AM
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Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2017, 07:17:22 PM
This might give you some ideas Nick....  whistle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5147463/People-share-worst-Christmas-presents.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5147463/People-share-worst-Christmas-presents.html)
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: apc2010 on December 07, 2017, 05:12:38 PM
https://www.maketrendy.com/collections/creative-others-gifts/products/remote-control-cockroach?variant=4188850126876 (https://www.maketrendy.com/collections/creative-others-gifts/products/remote-control-cockroach?variant=4188850126876)


 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Nick on December 07, 2017, 05:14:09 PM
Pink Sis  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2017, 02:50:34 PM
Perfect!!

https://social.marmite.co.uk/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIiJnAo5qC2AIVpbftCh1STga9EAAYASAAEgJsCfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds (https://social.marmite.co.uk/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIiJnAo5qC2AIVpbftCh1STga9EAAYASAAEgJsCfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2017, 03:01:57 PM
Perfect!!

https://social.marmite.co.uk/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIiJnAo5qC2AIVpbftCh1STga9EAAYASAAEgJsCfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds (https://social.marmite.co.uk/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIiJnAo5qC2AIVpbftCh1STga9EAAYASAAEgJsCfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)

 ;D

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2017, 03:04:41 PM
Ideal for Miss D  :thumbsup:  I think I may give her one  rubschin:
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Barman on December 11, 2017, 03:07:04 PM
Ideal for Miss D  :thumbsup:  I think I may give her one  rubschin:

Potty brain...  noooo:
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 11, 2017, 03:07:27 PM
I have one like that but a far, far , far more edible product  :thumbsup:


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Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2017, 03:16:33 PM
 noooo:  Fattening angel1
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 11, 2017, 03:21:57 PM
It's a present ..it's not for you  noooo:

everything about Christmas is bad for you  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Nick on December 11, 2017, 03:22:35 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Steve on December 11, 2017, 03:36:41 PM
Perfect!!

https://social.marmite.co.uk/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIiJnAo5qC2AIVpbftCh1STga9EAAYASAAEgJsCfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds (https://social.marmite.co.uk/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIiJnAo5qC2AIVpbftCh1STga9EAAYASAAEgJsCfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)

 ;D

 :thumbsup:
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2017, 07:43:40 PM
Vicar's Daughter gave me a Noel Coward style cigarette holder  rubschin:
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Barman on December 14, 2017, 07:46:22 PM
Vicar's Daughter gave me a Noel Coward style cigarette holder  rubschin:

Gayer:
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Nick on December 14, 2017, 07:49:24 PM
 horn:
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Steve on December 14, 2017, 08:22:30 PM
Vicar's Daughter gave me a Noel Coward style cigarette holder  rubschin:
:thumbsup:

You should practice Noel Cowardisms.  Here's a selection https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/120035.No_l_Coward (https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/120035.No_l_Coward)

Liked this one best:  “I like long walks, especialy when they are taken by people who annoy me.”

Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 14, 2017, 10:32:49 PM
Vicar's Daughter gave me a Noel Coward style cigarette holder  rubschin:

Gayer:

Either that or he is only a smoking jacket away from becoming Jarvis....  eeek:
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 15, 2017, 12:27:15 PM
Vicar's Daughter gave me a Noel Coward style cigarette holder  rubschin:
A bent one?
Title: Re: Annual Christmas Present Horror
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2017, 12:32:53 PM
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