The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on December 03, 2017, 07:43:05 PM
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Actor: sorted angel1 Apart from deodorant ::)
Sisters: ritual exchange of cancelling out gift vouchers ::)
Late Mrs Nick (yes, I do): helpfully informs me today that choc is fattening. Right then, soap.
Um, that's it redface:
Might get summat for the vicar's daughter rubschin:
Miss I has burfday on 24th and that is taken care of angel1
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Is mine a car ....... rubschin:
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One each from TMR's dealer!!
(https://s18.postimg.org/8u3aj3k85/cars.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/8u3aj3k85/)
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I accept cash, cheques and gift vouchers :thumbsup:
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I have arranged for both sisters to get a £20 Amazon voucher delivered on Christmas Day.
Today they have both asked if I want the same.
What is the point??? Banghead Banghead
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noooo: noooo: noooo:
Surely a man of your means should be spending more on them than they on you whistle:
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evil:
WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class angel1
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I have arranged for both sisters to get a £20 Amazon voucher delivered on Christmas Day.
Today they have both asked if I want the same.
What is the point??? Banghead Banghead
Shrugs:
Was that really the best idea you could come up with?
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We do it every year Banghead
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evil:
WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class angel1
oh yes :thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F%5Burl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.londonperfect.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2FChristmas-Cracker-Fish.jpg%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.londonperfect.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2FChristmas-Cracker-Fish.jpg%5B%2Furl%5D&hash=76dcf25c0cad265f0f6aa0d9f9c9bf3cf88693d4)
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eveilgrin:
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evil:
WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class angel1
oh yes :thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F%5Burl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.londonperfect.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2FChristmas-Cracker-Fish.jpg%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.londonperfect.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2FChristmas-Cracker-Fish.jpg%5B%2Furl%5D&hash=76dcf25c0cad265f0f6aa0d9f9c9bf3cf88693d4)
Nah, it's a red herring
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evil:
WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class angel1
oh yes :thumbsup:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F%5Burl%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.londonperfect.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2FChristmas-Cracker-Fish.jpg%5Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.londonperfect.com%2Fblog%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F12%2FChristmas-Cracker-Fish.jpg%5B%2Furl%5D&hash=76dcf25c0cad265f0f6aa0d9f9c9bf3cf88693d4)
Nah, it's a red herring
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evil:
WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class angel1
"Don't tell him Pike"
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evil:
WOuld you like a gift wrapped fish? I can post it second class angel1
"Don't tell him Pike"


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This might give you some ideas Nick.... whistle:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5147463/People-share-worst-Christmas-presents.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5147463/People-share-worst-Christmas-presents.html)
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https://www.maketrendy.com/collections/creative-others-gifts/products/remote-control-cockroach?variant=4188850126876 (https://www.maketrendy.com/collections/creative-others-gifts/products/remote-control-cockroach?variant=4188850126876)
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Pink Sis :thumbsup:
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Perfect!!
https://social.marmite.co.uk/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIiJnAo5qC2AIVpbftCh1STga9EAAYASAAEgJsCfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds (https://social.marmite.co.uk/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIiJnAo5qC2AIVpbftCh1STga9EAAYASAAEgJsCfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)
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Perfect!!
https://social.marmite.co.uk/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIiJnAo5qC2AIVpbftCh1STga9EAAYASAAEgJsCfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds (https://social.marmite.co.uk/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIiJnAo5qC2AIVpbftCh1STga9EAAYASAAEgJsCfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)
;D
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Ideal for Miss D :thumbsup: I think I may give her one rubschin:
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Ideal for Miss D :thumbsup: I think I may give her one rubschin:
Potty brain... noooo:
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I have one like that but a far, far , far more edible product :thumbsup:
(https://s8.postimg.org/nse1cp2ht/20171211_145300.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/nse1cp2ht/)
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noooo: Fattening angel1
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It's a present ..it's not for you noooo:
everything about Christmas is bad for you :thumbsup:
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sad32:
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Perfect!!
https://social.marmite.co.uk/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIiJnAo5qC2AIVpbftCh1STga9EAAYASAAEgJsCfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds (https://social.marmite.co.uk/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIiJnAo5qC2AIVpbftCh1STga9EAAYASAAEgJsCfD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)
;D
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Vicar's Daughter gave me a Noel Coward style cigarette holder rubschin:
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Vicar's Daughter gave me a Noel Coward style cigarette holder rubschin:
Gayer:
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horn:
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Vicar's Daughter gave me a Noel Coward style cigarette holder rubschin:
:thumbsup:
You should practice Noel Cowardisms. Here's a selection https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/120035.No_l_Coward (https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/120035.No_l_Coward)
Liked this one best: “I like long walks, especialy when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
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Vicar's Daughter gave me a Noel Coward style cigarette holder rubschin:
Gayer:
Either that or he is only a smoking jacket away from becoming Jarvis.... eeek:
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Vicar's Daughter gave me a Noel Coward style cigarette holder rubschin:
A bent one?
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