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Title: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2017, 10:08:26 AM
Possibly  whistle:
















 angel1
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Steve on December 03, 2017, 11:14:50 AM
Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 03, 2017, 12:25:31 PM
Has Tipsy moved yet ?
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Steve on December 03, 2017, 12:35:58 PM
Has Tipsy moved yet ?
She's probably googling 'restraining order' as we type
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 03, 2017, 12:55:06 PM
Has Tipsy moved yet ?
Yes, just after 10 this morning.
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2017, 03:43:33 PM
 sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 03, 2017, 07:19:26 PM
Should we rename this "The all new panicked exodus from Worstershire thread"  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 03, 2017, 07:26:45 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2017, 03:13:30 PM
The potential client (in Kidderminster, since you ask) wants me to go and meet them. They are feeling threatened by a larger competitor and need my expert advice. angel1

In a truly bizarre development, the larger competitor has called me to ask for my expert advice on how to trash, um, Kidderminster College............ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Steve on December 05, 2017, 03:24:05 PM
The potential client (in Kidderminster, since you ask) wants me to go and meet them. They are feeling threatened by a larger competitor and need my expert advice. angel1

In a truly bizarre development, the larger competitor has called me to ask for my expert advice on how to trash, um, Kidderminster College............ rubschin:
We need a bigger one of these  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2017, 03:26:12 PM
I feel a bidding war coming on............ eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2017, 04:00:03 PM
I feel a bidding war coming on............ eveilgrin:


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Plus expenses ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2017, 04:00:35 PM
Zackly. Wonder if I could do both................ rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Barman on December 05, 2017, 04:23:59 PM
Zackly. Wonder if I could do both................ rubschin:

Korse you can!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2017, 05:09:36 PM
Zackly. Wonder if I could do both................ rubschin:

Korse you can!  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:


I work for 2 rivals neither know ........ Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 05, 2017, 06:17:59 PM
Zackly. Wonder if I could do both................ rubschin:

Nick you've proved on multiple occasions that you have the uncanny ability to cause destruction just by being in the general area so work for the smaller college and when the inevitable happens claim your fee from the larger one...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2017, 06:19:54 PM
I am going for the bigger contract and sub contracting a rival to work on the smaller one  angel1 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2017, 06:21:30 PM
I am going for the bigger contract and sub contracting a rival to work on the smaller one  angel1 eveilgrin:

 Thumbs:  Similar to me ..I am not allowed to sign contracts for both ......so for  1 I work though an "agent" ...... whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2017, 06:23:44 PM
DO you get a percentage of the free buffets?
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 05, 2017, 07:13:43 PM
DO you get a percentage of the free buffets?

 rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 05, 2017, 07:17:54 PM
Perhaps just the TWIGLETS  angel1
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Steve on December 05, 2017, 11:26:13 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 06, 2017, 07:53:18 AM
 happy001  Party001:

Nick. You are exactly what Kidderminster and indeed Werstshire needs!   eveilgrin:


Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2017, 07:55:24 AM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 06, 2017, 07:58:30 AM
... and I now have the motivational reason to look for a new contract.... quick like.  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2017, 07:58:54 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 06, 2017, 07:59:43 AM
 angel1.

When does yours start?   whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2017, 08:00:36 AM
Nothing is settled yet  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Steve on December 06, 2017, 09:25:44 AM
Nothing is settled yet  whistle:
'Unsettled' and VPers go hand in hand
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2017, 09:26:18 AM
Nothing is settled yet  whistle:
'Unhinged' and VPers go hand in hand

 whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2017, 10:58:15 AM
happy001  Party001:

Nick. You are exactly what Kidderminster and indeed Werstshire needs!   eveilgrin:

A sodding great big crater?  eeek:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

 rubschin:

Ah, I see your plan. You can make a fortune filling in the damage with tarmac...  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2017, 11:03:29 AM
bitmac  ::)

I wonder if she has a didder  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on December 06, 2017, 04:16:49 PM
bitmac  ::)

I wonder if she has a didder  rubschin:

Bitmac.  cloud9:

Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 06, 2017, 04:22:45 PM
bitmac  ::)

I wonder if she has a didder  rubschin:
Don't be coy.
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 06, 2017, 04:25:18 PM
Can you stop carping?
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: apc2010 on December 06, 2017, 04:28:18 PM
bitmac  ::)

I wonder if she has a didder  rubschin:
Don't be coy.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Steve on December 06, 2017, 09:55:00 PM
bitmac  ::)

I wonder if she has a didder  rubschin:

Bitmac.  cloud9:
Is that the Apple version of BitCoin?
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 06, 2017, 10:08:51 PM
bitmac  ::)

I wonder if she has a didder  rubschin:

Bitmac.  cloud9:
Is that the Apple version of BitCoin?

Either that or its Nick's dirty old man raincoat....  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2017, 04:15:44 PM
Kidderminster has gone away so now it may be Brummagem or Derby in the new year  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2017, 07:08:42 PM
Kidderminster has gone away so now it may be Brummagem or Derby in the new year  rubschin:
Brummagem to die, or maybe tomorrow.
Title: Re: The all new Nick's adventures in Worstershire thread
Post by: Nick on December 17, 2017, 07:10:17 PM
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