The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on October 20, 2017, 05:07:17 PM
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Lunch today with old friend Ruth.
SHe is getting married in April
I am invited to the select wedding. Only 10 people angel1
Awkward, as wedding is Thursday p.m. in Arundel with big party Saturday in Arundel
Three nights in Arundel
Sodding expensive, but still...
Today she reveals:
1. A friend of hers was invited but wished to bring her ex-husband. He is not welcome. So friend is allowed to bring a Plus One. Friend chooses me on the basis of a photo and a previous meet somewhere or other. So that is why I am going evil:
I know her, She is the size of a fvcking whale. scared2: scared2:
2. We discuss accommodation. They have a deal with a pub. The pub has five rooms and the 10 guests will be put in those for three days. Hang on. 10 guests. Five rooms. Does that mean shar...........??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAagh
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Lunch today with old friend Ruth.
SHe is getting married in April
I am invited to the select wedding. Only 10 people angel1
Awkward, as wedding is Thursday p.m. in Arundel with big party Saturday in Arundel
Three nights in Arundel
Sodding expensive, but still...
Today she reveals:
1. A friend of hers was invited but wished to bring her ex-husband. He is not welcome. So friend is allowed to bring a Plus One. Friend chooses me on the basis of a photo and a previous meet somewhere or other. So that is why I am going evil:
I know her, She is the size of a fvcking whale. scared2: scared2:
2. We discuss accommodation. They have a deal with a pub. The pub has five rooms and the 10 guests will be put in those for three days. Hang on. 10 guests. Five rooms. Does that mean shar...........??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAagh
"Thar she blows"
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scared2: scared2: scared2:
Looks for hotel in Arundel....................with padlock
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Lunch today with old friend Ruth.
SHe is getting married in April
I am invited to the select wedding. Only 10 people angel1
Awkward, as wedding is Thursday p.m. in Arundel with big party Saturday in Arundel
Three nights in Arundel
Sodding expensive, but still...
Today she reveals:
1. A friend of hers was invited but wished to bring her ex-husband. He is not welcome. So friend is allowed to bring a Plus One. Friend chooses me on the basis of a photo and a previous meet somewhere or other. So that is why I am going evil:
I know her, She is the size of a fvcking whale. scared2: scared2:
2. We discuss accommodation. They have a deal with a pub. The pub has five rooms and the 10 guests will be put in those for three days. Hang on. 10 guests. Five rooms. Does that mean shar...........??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAagh
"Thar she blows"
Ahoy there Mouldy Dick!
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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You obviously made an impression lol:
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scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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1. A friend of hers was invited but wished to bring her ex-husband. He is not welcome. So friend is allowed to bring a Plus One. Friend chooses me on the basis of a photo and a previous meet somewhere or other. So that is why I am going evil:
I know her, She is the size of a fvcking whale. scared2: scared2:
2. We discuss accommodation. They have a deal with a pub. The pub has five rooms and the 10 guests will be put in those for three days. Hang on. 10 guests. Five rooms. Does that mean shar...........??
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAagh
She wanted to bring her ex husband knowing that they would end up sharing a room? Sounds like you may have even bigger problems if he gets it into his head that the only thing stopping them from getting back together again is some aging ginger lothario... whistle:
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Weirdly, she lives with her ex-husband!!
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Sounds like ex in name only then, hope you have fun being portrayed as the 'other' man during the wedding and reception... whistle:
*Takes black suit to cleaners just in case*
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scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:
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Could even end up turning into an impromptu double wedding... whistle:
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Sounds like ex in name only then, hope you have fun being portrayed as the 'other' man during the wedding and reception... whistle:
*Takes black suit to cleaners just in case*
Buy Dry Cleaning futures
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Is it time for my 'find the right crease' joke?
noooo:
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Sounds like ex in name only then, hope you have fun being portrayed as the 'other' man during the wedding and reception... whistle:
*Takes black suit to cleaners just in case*
Buy Dry Cleaning futures
Seeing as it is Nick good point well made. :thumbsup: