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Title: All new what will become of BM & LL's place when they rent it out
Post by: Steve on September 27, 2017, 05:08:28 PM
Well BM and LL have taken someone's took good to be true offer they couldn't refuse

Wot will be the outcome?
Title: Re: All new what will become of BM & LL's place when they rent it out
Post by: Barman on September 27, 2017, 05:29:48 PM
 scared2:
Title: Re: All new what will become of BM & LL's place when they rent it out
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2017, 03:53:47 PM
Prolly trouble with some dragon of a landlady  scared2:
Title: Re: All new what will become of BM & LL's place when they rent it out
Post by: Barman on October 10, 2017, 08:10:36 AM
Prolly trouble with some dragon of a landlady  scared2:

 scared2:
Title: Re: All new what will become of BM & LL's place when they rent it out
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2017, 09:39:17 PM
The come back to find someone has redone all of BM's DIY properly?  rubschin:
Title: Re: All new what will become of BM & LL's place when they rent it out
Post by: Miss Demeanour on October 10, 2017, 10:36:18 PM
What are squatters rights in Cyprus ? rubschin:
Title: Re: All new what will become of BM & LL's place when they rent it out
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 10, 2017, 10:46:22 PM
What are squatters rights in Cyprus ? rubschin:

Ask the Turks...  rubschin:
Title: Re: All new what will become of BM & LL's place when they rent it out
Post by: Barman on October 11, 2017, 05:29:45 AM
What are squatters rights in Cyprus ? rubschin:

Bizarrely, landlords have few rights...  noooo:

...so if a tenant chooses not to pay the rent (or vacate the premises) there is sweet FA you can do about it. The contract we have signed is worthless.

Well, you could take the legal route through the courts which would be expected to take at least five years and may or may not have a favourable outcome (for the landlord)...

...or you could send some 'associates' round with shotguns to make our case for eviction for you...  whistle:
Title: Re: All new what will become of BM & LL's place when they rent it out
Post by: boogs on October 12, 2017, 05:21:16 PM
What are squatters rights in Cyprus ? rubschin:

Bizarrely, landlords have few rights...  noooo:

...so if a tenant chooses not to pay the rent (or vacate the premises) there is sweet FA you can do about it. The contract we have signed is worthless.

Well, you could take the legal route through the courts which would be expected to take at least five years and may or may not have a favourable outcome (for the landlord)...

...or you could send some 'associates' round with shotguns to make our case for eviction for you...  whistle:

 scared2: scared2:  Hope it doesn't come to that  .

You could send Apey and Misty round  cloud9:  They could get Chris to go with them to explain how his wife got into the freezer  :thumbsup:   
Title: Re: All new what will become of BM & LL's place when they rent it out
Post by: Barman on October 12, 2017, 05:47:09 PM
What are squatters rights in Cyprus ? rubschin:

Bizarrely, landlords have few rights...  noooo:

...so if a tenant chooses not to pay the rent (or vacate the premises) there is sweet FA you can do about it. The contract we have signed is worthless.

Well, you could take the legal route through the courts which would be expected to take at least five years and may or may not have a favourable outcome (for the landlord)...

...or you could send some 'associates' round with shotguns to make our case for eviction for you...  whistle:

 scared2: scared2:  Hope it doesn't come to that  .

You could send Apey and Misty round  cloud9:  They could get Chris to go with them to explain how his wife got into the freezer  :thumbsup:

Apey & Misty >>> Beer Fridge... ::)
Title: Re: All new what will become of BM & LL's place when they rent it out
Post by: boogs on October 12, 2017, 08:19:37 PM
What are squatters rights in Cyprus ? rubschin:

Bizarrely, landlords have few rights...  noooo:

...so if a tenant chooses not to pay the rent (or vacate the premises) there is sweet FA you can do about it. The contract we have signed is worthless.

Well, you could take the legal route through the courts which would be expected to take at least five years and may or may not have a favourable outcome (for the landlord)...

...or you could send some 'associates' round with shotguns to make our case for eviction for you...  whistle:

 scared2: scared2:  Hope it doesn't come to that  .

You could send Apey and Misty round  cloud9:  They could get Chris to go with them to explain how his wife got into the freezer  :thumbsup:

Apey & Misty >>> Beer Fridge... ::)

 rubschin:  On second thoughts ........
Title: Re: All new what will become of BM & LL's place when they rent it out
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 12, 2017, 08:32:38 PM
What are squatters rights in Cyprus ? rubschin:

Bizarrely, landlords have few rights...  noooo:

...so if a tenant chooses not to pay the rent (or vacate the premises) there is sweet FA you can do about it. The contract we have signed is worthless.

Well, you could take the legal route through the courts which would be expected to take at least five years and may or may not have a favourable outcome (for the landlord)...

...or you could send some 'associates' round with shotguns to make our case for eviction for you...  whistle:

 scared2: scared2:  Hope it doesn't come to that  .

You could send Apey and Misty round  cloud9:  They could get Chris to go with them to explain how his wife got into the freezer  :thumbsup:

Apey & Misty >>> Beer Fridge... ::)

Well if you were daft enough to leave it stocked........  whistle: