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Title: Caravan
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 03:17:12 PM
Long shot I know but the kids had their caravan stolen this morning...  evil:

Almost certainly thieving pikeys and the police couldn't be bothered to get their fat arses in a patrol car to check for any evidence... No doubt too busy checking the interwebz for people posting nasty things about thieving pikeys...  noooo:

To add insult to injury, the stupid arse wipe of a son-in-law didn't get around to renewing the insurance so it is a twenty bastard thousand Pound loss!  Banghead

Quote from: Miss Piggy
Last night someone broke into my in laws field in Hearts Delight and stole our caravan.

It is a Lunar Quasar 615 5 berth twin axle caravan with red curtains and cream and red interior.

Inside were our personal belongings including some of my daughters' toys, drawings and books, a full length awning and carpet, camping chairs etc etc.

My 7 and 3 year old girls are both devastated that their "Lucy" caravan has been taken.

If you have any information about it pleas contact me or the police.

I will add more photos later as these are the only the photos I have on my phone.


(https://s28.postimg.org/5dgevfdvd/21032379_10155544302785561_2793975830246813246_n.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/5dgevfdvd/)
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2017, 03:28:51 PM
Long shot I know but the kids had their caravan stolen this morning...  evil:

Almost certainly thieving pikeys and the police couldn't be bothered to get their fat arses in a patrol car to check for any evidence... No doubt too busy checking the interwebz for people posting nasty things about thieving pikeys...  noooo:

To add insult to injury, the stupid arse wipe of a son-in-law didn't get around to renewing the insurance so it is a twenty bastard thousand Pound loss!  Banghead

Quote from: Miss Piggy
Last night someone broke into my in laws field in Hearts Delight and stole our caravan.

It is a Lunar Quasar 615 5 berth twin axle caravan with red curtains and cream and red interior.

Inside were our personal belongings including some of my daughters' toys, drawings and books, a full length awning and carpet, camping chairs etc etc.

My 7 and 3 year old girls are both devastated that their "Lucy" caravan has been taken.

If you have any information about it pleas contact me or the police.

I will add more photos later as these are the only the photos I have on my phone.


(https://s28.postimg.org/5dgevfdvd/21032379_10155544302785561_2793975830246813246_n.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/5dgevfdvd/)
Bugger, that is real blow. I am sure all us in UK will keep an eye out for 1 in 1,000,000 chance.

Tipsy hasn't been on here today.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 03:32:02 PM
Long shot I know but the kids had their caravan stolen this morning...  evil:

Almost certainly thieving pikeys and the police couldn't be bothered to get their fat arses in a patrol car to check for any evidence... No doubt too busy checking the interwebz for people posting nasty things about thieving pikeys...  noooo:

To add insult to injury, the stupid arse wipe of a son-in-law didn't get around to renewing the insurance so it is a twenty bastard thousand Pound loss!  Banghead

Quote from: Miss Piggy
Last night someone broke into my in laws field in Hearts Delight and stole our caravan.

It is a Lunar Quasar 615 5 berth twin axle caravan with red curtains and cream and red interior.

Inside were our personal belongings including some of my daughters' toys, drawings and books, a full length awning and carpet, camping chairs etc etc.

My 7 and 3 year old girls are both devastated that their "Lucy" caravan has been taken.

If you have any information about it pleas contact me or the police.

I will add more photos later as these are the only the photos I have on my phone.


(https://s28.postimg.org/5dgevfdvd/21032379_10155544302785561_2793975830246813246_n.jpg) (https://postimg.org/image/5dgevfdvd/)
Bugger, that is real blow. I am sure all us in UK will keep an eye out for 1 in 1,000,000 chance.

Tipsy hasn't been on here today.  rubschin:

I figured you were most likely to be peering down the barrels of a vintage Purdey at it Mr. Darwin Sir...

...but now you mention Tipsy...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Nick on August 24, 2017, 03:54:40 PM
SHe is a rum un and a big tease  noooo:  It is her fault

No insurance!!!! eeek:
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 04:01:49 PM
SHe is a rum un and a big tease  noooo:  It is her fault

No insurance!!!! eeek:

I know!  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing: Angry9:
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 24, 2017, 05:08:32 PM
I am besmirched.   surrender:


Sorry to hear that.... have they got the chassis number.. I think they etch it into the windows etc.  You could try posting on various camp site and club Facebook pages.

£20000.   angry041:


Possibly tell gumtree too as lots get sold on that site.
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2017, 09:33:48 PM
Fuck moi!  eeek:

Plod has recovered the van in Essex!  Shocked:

In a lock up...

Full apologies to plod...  redface:
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 24, 2017, 10:14:38 PM
Was it damaged at all ?

Did they make any arrests ?

Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Steve on August 24, 2017, 10:15:24 PM
Fuck moi!  eeek:

Plod has recovered the van in Essex!  Shocked:

In a lock up...

Full apologies to plod...  redface:
happ096 Plod
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 24, 2017, 10:26:35 PM
Fuck moi!  eeek:

Plod has recovered the van in Essex!  Shocked:

In a lock up...

Full apologies to plod...  redface:
Shocked:
Bravo plod. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2017, 06:31:38 AM
Was it damaged at all ?

Did they make any arrests ?

Not sure and no...

Will find out more when it is retrieved...
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 25, 2017, 08:31:18 AM
 Party001: Party001: wonder how the plod knew where to look   rubschin:
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 25, 2017, 08:37:45 AM
Grass ? whistle:
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: boogs on August 25, 2017, 01:41:36 PM
Bloody hell  Shocked:  they are very lucky I have to say I thought they had seen the last of it  Thumbs:

I can't believe he forgot the insurance  noooo:  has he more money than sense   ::)  bet he does it now whistle:
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 25, 2017, 02:19:27 PM
Party001: Party001: wonder how the plod knew where to look   rubschin:
I expect somebody at the VP Lodge had a word with the Chief Constable.  whistle:
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2017, 02:26:11 PM
Party001: Party001: wonder how the plod knew where to look   rubschin:
I expect somebody at the VP Lodge had a word with the Chief Constable.  whistle:

Oh thank you Mr. Darwin Sir! worthy:
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2017, 02:29:44 PM
Apparently the thieves managed to get through a padlocked gate, remove a wheel clamp, remove the hitch lock and steady lock (whatever that is)...

...but left the number plate on it so it was picked up by ANPR! happy001
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 25, 2017, 02:38:33 PM
Apparently the thieves managed to get through a padlocked gate, remove a wheel clamp, remove the hitch lock and steady lock (whatever that is)...

...but left the number plate on it so it was picked up by ANPR! happy001
lol: lol: lol:
The days of the Essex master criminal are numbered.
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: boogs on August 25, 2017, 09:11:03 PM
Apparently the thieves managed to get through a padlocked gate, remove a wheel clamp, remove the hitch lock and steady lock (whatever that is)...

...but left the number plate on it so it was picked up by ANPR! happy001
lol: lol: lol:
The days of the Essex master criminal are numbered.


 Wankah: happy001
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Pirate on August 27, 2017, 01:00:08 PM
Fuck moi!  eeek:

Plod has recovered the van in Essex!  Shocked:

In a lock up...

Full apologies to plod...  redface:

Accepted...
Title: Re: Caravan
Post by: Barman on August 27, 2017, 01:04:41 PM
Fuck moi!  eeek:

Plod has recovered the van in Essex!  Shocked:

In a lock up...

Full apologies to plod...  redface:

Accepted...

 Thumbs: