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Title: PICNIC
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2017, 08:40:43 AM
Nod calls. My computer won't do anything. I can't open my e mail. And I can't use the intermong
Me: I have some time tomorrow morning. I can come round and have a look. What browser do you use?
Nod: Eh?
Me: IE, Chrome, Firefox?
Nod: What?
Me: OK, what antivirus have you got installed?
Nod: Eh?
Me: Do you ever run any maintenance programmes on it?
Nod: Um
Me: How old is it?
Nod: 9 years

I may have to take him shopping  noooo:
Title: Re: PICNIC
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2017, 08:42:20 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 10, 2017, 08:40:43 AM
Nod calls. My computer won't do anything. I can't open my e mail. And I can't use the intermong
Me: I have some time tomorrow morning. I can come round and have a look. What browser do you use?
Nod: Eh?
Me: IE, Chrome, Firefox?
Nod: What?
Me: OK, what antivirus have you got installed?
Nod: Eh?
Me: Do you ever run any maintenance programmes on it?
Nod: Um
Me: How old is it?
Nod: 9 years

I may have to take him shopping  noooo:

All of a sudden the phrase "In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king" comes to mind....  noooo:
Title: Re: PICNIC
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2017, 08:43:13 AM
Zackly  angel1
Title: Re: PICNIC
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2017, 08:48:20 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 10, 2017, 08:43:13 AM
Zackly  angel1

Quote from: Nick on August 10, 2017, 08:40:43 AM
I may have to take him shopping  noooo:

PICNIC2

 noooo:
Title: Re: PICNIC
Post by: Steve on August 10, 2017, 09:16:04 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 10, 2017, 08:40:43 AM
Nod calls. My computer won't do anything. I can't open my e mail. And I can't use the intermong
Me: I have some time tomorrow morning. I can come round and have a look. What browser do you use?
Nod: Eh?
Me: IE, Chrome, Firefox?
Nod: What?
Me: OK, what antivirus have you got installed?
Nod: Eh?
Me: Do you ever run any maintenance programmes on it?
Nod: Um
Me: How old is it?
Nod: 9 years

I may have to take him shopping  noooo:
Get him an Etch-a-Sketch, he'll never know the difference
Title: Re: PICNIC
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2017, 09:19:09 AM
He probably couldn't werk that either  noooo:
Title: Re: PICNIC
Post by: Barman on August 10, 2017, 09:28:02 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on August 10, 2017, 08:42:20 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 10, 2017, 08:40:43 AM
Nod calls. My computer won't do anything. I can't open my e mail. And I can't use the intermong
Me: I have some time tomorrow morning. I can come round and have a look. What browser do you use?
Nod: Eh?
Me: IE, Chrome, Firefox?
Nod: What?
Me: OK, what antivirus have you got installed?
Nod: Eh?
Me: Do you ever run any maintenance programmes on it?
Nod: Um
Me: How old is it?
Nod: 9 years

I may have to take him shopping  noooo:

All of a sudden the phrase "In the kingdom of the blind, the one eyed man is king" comes to mind....  noooo:

The blind leading the blind more like...  noooo:
Title: Re: PICNIC
Post by: Nick on August 10, 2017, 09:28:34 AM
 evil: