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Title: 1st world problems
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 13, 2017, 06:03:00 PM

The Brat messages to say that the heated toilet seat in her hotel is too hot !!

I am launching an immediate appeal. For just £3 a month you could guarantee this child gets a bucket  which will change her life for ever.
 
Not BM's one though obviously  lol:

Title: Re: 1st world problems
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2017, 06:06:44 PM

Tell her to put ice cubes in her pants.

This may also preserve her virtue on her trip  whistle:

Title: Re: 1st world problems
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 13, 2017, 06:15:27 PM

Her hotel room  also has condoms in the mini bar  eeek:

Title: Re: 1st world problems
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2017, 06:24:33 PM

Refrigerated condoms???

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I'd never stand for that  whistle:

Title: Re: 1st world problems
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2017, 06:25:22 PM

 lol: lol: lol: lol: lol:

Popcorn:

Title: Re: 1st world problems
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 13, 2017, 06:26:50 PM

She has just rung to report she has eaten a tarantula ....thinking this was a euphemism she has sent me the video to prove it  sick2: sick2: sick2:

Title: Re: 1st world problems
Post by: Steve on July 13, 2017, 06:31:27 PM

All that peace and quiet you thought you would get


happy001

Title: Re: 1st world problems
Post by: Nick on July 13, 2017, 06:31:46 PM

5 weeks!! This is going to be fun  :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

Title: Re: 1st world problems
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 13, 2017, 06:33:46 PM

Quote from: Steve on July 13, 2017, 06:31:27 PM

All that peace and quiet you thought you would get


happy001

I know  sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:

I pray for wifi free zones soon  :thumbsup: