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Title: One for Nick.
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2007, 05:10:59 PM
Lad asks his dad, "why do women get married in white dresses"?

Dad tells lad, "all kitchen appliances are finished in white son" happy088
Title: Re: One for Nick.
Post by: Snoopy on September 06, 2007, 06:05:29 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on September 06, 2007, 05:10:59 PM
Lad asks his dad, "why do women get married in white dresses"?

Dad tells lad, "all kitchen appliances are finished in white son" happy088

Last time I told that joke Wench sent me to the attic ~ still it was on another site so I suppose you're in the clear.
Title: Re: One for Nick.
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2007, 07:28:19 PM
Attic anyway!
Title: Re: One for Nick.
Post by: Bar Wench on September 07, 2007, 07:57:19 AM
We no longer have an attic, Barman kindly installed a specialist chamber in the cellar during the refit!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: One for Nick.
Post by: tel on September 07, 2007, 08:15:19 AM
 eeek:
Title: Re: One for Nick.
Post by: Bar Wench on September 07, 2007, 08:22:16 AM
Quote from: tel on September 07, 2007, 08:15:19 AM
eeek:

And so you should be!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: One for Nick.
Post by: GROWLER on September 07, 2007, 08:25:52 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 07, 2007, 08:22:16 AM
Quote from: tel on September 07, 2007, 08:15:19 AM
eeek:

And so you should be!  eveilgrin:

Really? scared2: ::)
Title: Re: One for Nick.
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2007, 09:26:10 AM
Quote from: GROWLER on September 07, 2007, 08:25:52 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 07, 2007, 08:22:16 AM
Quote from: tel on September 07, 2007, 08:15:19 AM
eeek:

And so you should be!  eveilgrin:

Really? scared2: ::)
whistle:
Title: Re: One for Nick.
Post by: tel on September 07, 2007, 09:33:21 AM
Perhaps Wenchy is now moon-lighting as Miss Whiplash - is there a card in the telephone box?
Title: Re: One for Nick.
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2007, 09:42:37 AM
Quote from: tel on September 07, 2007, 09:33:21 AM
Perhaps Wenchy is now moon-lighting as Miss Whiplash - is there a card in the telephone box?
There could be ? someone nicked it?   noooo: