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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on May 31, 2017, 09:26:46 AM

Title: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2017, 09:26:46 AM: Suggestions welcome

Catering: Porridge, gruel, boiled spuds

Rides: All very long with a feeling of eternal punishment. I think some should involved whizzing through fire.

There could be munny in this :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2017, 10:23:16 AM: rubschin:

~~Swings and Roundabouts~~ -> Swing or Roundabout
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2017, 10:28:14 AM: A ducking stool in the swimming pool?
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2017, 11:26:11 AM: Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2017, 10:28:14 AM
A ducking stool in the swimming pool?
:thumbsup:

Rubber mats under the slide replaced with paving stones
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2017, 11:27:27 AM: Quote from: Steve on May 31, 2017, 11:26:11 AM
Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2017, 10:28:14 AM
A ducking stool in the swimming pool?
:thumbsup:

Rubber mats under the slide replaced with paving stones

....and grit :thumbsup:

That sounds like my first school rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
Post by: Steve on May 31, 2017, 11:29:27 AM: 'Dogs must be let off the Lead' notices
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2017, 11:31:12 AM: I thought this was going to be about perfume... redface:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2017, 11:35:58 AM: BM can be in the stocks permanently :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
Post by: Barman on May 31, 2017, 12:04:43 PM: Quote from: Nick on May 31, 2017, 11:35:58 AM
BM can be in the stocks permanently :thumbsup:

Even on my birthday...? sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
Post by: Nick on May 31, 2017, 12:09:02 PM: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The all new Nick's Calvinist theme park thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 31, 2017, 03:40:42 PM: The flying carpet could be replaced by a bed of nails :thumbsup: