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Come Inside... => The Library => Topic started by: Nick on April 25, 2017, 02:45:50 PM

Title: Armitage speaks
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2017, 02:45:50 PM
https://www.faber.co.uk/blog/simon-armitage-reads-from-thank-you-for-waiting/ (https://www.faber.co.uk/blog/simon-armitage-reads-from-thank-you-for-waiting/)

Miss I cried laughing razz:
Title: Re: Armitage speaks
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2017, 03:31:50 PM
https://www.faber.co.uk/blog/simon-armitage-reads-from-thank-you-for-waiting/ (https://www.faber.co.uk/blog/simon-armitage-reads-from-thank-you-for-waiting/)

Miss I cried laughing razz:

He should stick to selling bogs...  noooo:
Title: Re: Armitage speaks
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2017, 03:33:39 PM
You, sir, are an Philistine  noooo: noooo: noooo:*


































*Matthew Arnold reference  ::)
Title: Re: Armitage speaks
Post by: Barman on April 25, 2017, 03:35:32 PM
You, sir, are an Philistine  noooo: noooo: noooo:*


He shouldn't give up his day job - people will always need bogs...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Armitage speaks
Post by: Steve on April 25, 2017, 07:37:06 PM
https://www.faber.co.uk/blog/simon-armitage-reads-from-thank-you-for-waiting/ (https://www.faber.co.uk/blog/simon-armitage-reads-from-thank-you-for-waiting/)

Miss I cried laughing razz:
An Philistine I may be but  :thumbsup:

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  . . . .Also welcome at this time are passengers talking loudly to cell phone headsets about recently completed property acquisitions, share deals and aggressive takeovers, plus hedge fund managers with proven track records in the undermining of small to medium-sized ambitions.

Passengers in Loam, Chalk, Marle and Clay may also board.

Thank you for waiting.

Mediocre passengers are now invited to board, followed by passengers lacking business acumen or general leadership potential, followed by people of little or no consequence, followed by people operating at a net fiscal loss as people.

Scroungers, malingers, spongers and freeloaders may now step forward.

Those holding tickets for zones Rust, Mulch, Cardboard, Puddle and Sand might want to begin gathering their crumbs and tissues ready for boarding.

Passengers either partially or wholly dependent on welfare or kindness, please have their travel coupons validated at the quarantine desk.

Sweat, Dust, Shoddy, Scurf, Turd, Chaff, Remnant, Ash, Pus, Sludge, Clinker, Splinter and Soot, all you people are now free to board.”

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Title: Re: Armitage speaks
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2017, 12:33:36 AM
I always thought it was Armitage shanks ...not speaks ... rubschin:




Must read more carefully next time...........does he also provide those blue blocks ,,,.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Armitage speaks
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 26, 2017, 08:02:11 AM
I always thought it was Armitage shanks ...not speaks ... rubschin:




Must read more carefully next time...........does he also provide those blue blocks ,,,.... rubschin:

With Nicks tummy problem, he may be speaking closely to him as well.
Title: Re: Armitage speaks
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2017, 08:02:37 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Armitage speaks
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2017, 08:08:23 AM
I always thought it was Armitage shanks ...not speaks ... rubschin:




Must read more carefully next time...........does he also provide those blue blocks ,,,.... rubschin:

With Nicks tummy problem, he may be speaking closely to him as well.

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