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Title: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2017, 02:09:01 PM
On some mega strong antibiotics for a poorly ear. Doc advised me they would sterilise my system  eeek:  and if I felt unwell to get some Actimel and neck it.

Felt like shit earlier, so bought some bacteria infested yog and necked it.

Feel better  eeek:
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Steve on April 25, 2017, 02:17:34 PM
Is this what you meant by special dietary requirements?
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2017, 02:20:28 PM
Oh noes. That is a different matter entirely  angel1
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: apc2010 on April 26, 2017, 12:18:09 AM
Yoghurt is for thrush......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2017, 06:18:56 AM
Spent the whole night puking NickSick NickSick
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2017, 08:11:15 AM
Spent the whole night puking NickSick NickSick
Oh woes  noooo:
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2017, 03:50:59 PM
Still feeling somewhat  sick2: sick2: sad24:
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Barman on April 26, 2017, 04:26:10 PM
Still feeling somewhat  sick2: sick2: sad24:

Its not looking good for you is it...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Nick on April 26, 2017, 04:30:17 PM
 noooo: noooo: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Steve on April 26, 2017, 04:32:44 PM
Time to buy Black Suit futures?
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2017, 05:07:03 AM
Still feeling unwell. Back to the quack tomorrow surrender:
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Barman on April 27, 2017, 05:22:56 AM
Still feeling unwell. Back to the quack tomorrow surrender:

Seems pointless really... Have you chosen your songs and stuff...?  whistle:

Could we get that bog bloke to do a reading...?  inane:
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2017, 05:25:35 AM
 sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2017, 07:43:16 AM
Still feeling unwell. Back to the quack tomorrow surrender:

Seems pointless really... Have you chosen your songs and stuff...?  whistle:

Could we get that bog bloke to do a reading...?  inane:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Nick on April 27, 2017, 04:01:17 PM
 evil: sad24:
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: apc2010 on April 28, 2017, 08:47:05 AM
Just to be safe Nick ,,,can you give me Miss I's phone number......... whistle:
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2017, 09:16:10 AM
 evil: evil:
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2017, 12:39:10 PM
Have you been officially worn out now ???
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2017, 12:44:15 PM
My friend Suzi says to drink 24 pints of water a day. I said I did not want to become a jellyfish  noooo:
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 28, 2017, 12:44:54 PM
Isn't that called  water boarding ??
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2017, 04:32:14 PM
My friend Suzi says to drink 24 pints of water a day. I said I did not want to become a jellyfish  noooo:
Tell her to try it first but give you enough notice to get the black suit cleaned. 
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Nick on April 28, 2017, 04:36:27 PM
 rubschin: sad24: sad24:
Title: Re: Yoghurt poisoning
Post by: Steve on April 28, 2017, 06:14:25 PM
rubschin: sad24: sad24:

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/drinking-too-much-water-intoxication-deadly-dangerous-doctor-a7452736.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/drinking-too-much-water-intoxication-deadly-dangerous-doctor-a7452736.html)