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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on January 18, 2017, 03:39:05 PM
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Phone rings. It is Nod. His elderly mother is hallucinating and confused. Help, what should I do??????
I advise
Phone rings: a friend says her brother is days from death and blubs. For half an hour I encourage, sympathise, advise, listen.
She says she will call again
Phone rings: Miss I hysterical with rage about inflated leccy bill ::)
I offer wise counsel while she shouts and screams
All this within the space of 2 hours!!
There are days like this. Do we all have them????
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Phone rings. It is Nod. His elderly mother is hallucinating and confused. Help, what should I do??????
I advise
Phone rings: a friend says her brother is days from death and blubs. For half an hour I encourage, sympathise, advise, listen.
She says she will call again
Phone rings: Miss I hysterical with rage about inflated leccy bill ::)
I offer wise counsel while she shouts and screams
All this within the space of 2 hours!!
There are days like this. Do we all have them????
Yes! evil:
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Phone rings. It is Nod. His elderly mother is hallucinating and confused. Help, what should I do??????
I advise
Phone rings: a friend says her brother is days from death and blubs. For half an hour I encourage, sympathise, advise, listen.
She says she will call again
Phone rings: Miss I hysterical with rage about inflated leccy bill ::)
I offer wise counsel while she shouts and screams
All this within the space of 2 hours!!
There are days like this. Do we all have them????
Rarely
But doesn't your day just indicate people see you as a good egg? One they can trust to offload difficulties onto knowing you'll be totally discreet and not publish any of their woes on t'interweb
Well you did mention one of them was hallucinating
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I just generally have people ringing me at work and ranting at one thing or another and then threatening to sue or get their councillor friends to dismiss whatever action we are taking against them .
Today I kindly got informed that my staff had the brains of monkeys and they would die very soon!!!
What had they done ....nothing except rightfully inform this person that by intentionally flooding his neighbours flat 3 times in the last fortnight because he doesn't like them could be considered criminal damage.
He has up to this point caused overy 25k worth of damage. !!!
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I just generally have people ringing me at work and ranting at one thing or another and then threatening to sue or get their councillor friends to dismiss whatever action we are taking against them .
Today I kindly got informed that my staff had the brains of monkeys and they would die very soon!!!
What had they done ....nothing except rightfully inform this person that by intentionally flooding his neighbours flat 3 times in the last fortnight because he doesn't like them could be considered criminal damage.
He has up to this point caused overy 25k worth of damage. !!!
eeek:
How about someone shoots the bastard? Alibis are buy one get one free nowadays
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Phone rings. It is Nod. His elderly mother is hallucinating and confused. Help, what should I do??????
I advise
Phone rings: a friend says her brother is days from death and blubs. For half an hour I encourage, sympathise, advise, listen.
She says she will call again
Phone rings: Miss I hysterical with rage about inflated leccy bill ::)
I offer wise counsel while she shouts and screams
All this within the space of 2 hours!!
There are days like this. Do we all have them????
On the subjet of phone calls ......I called Miss T's grandparents ..(she had op today ) ....Miss T's Mum answered ......well that was awkward ........... eeek: eeek:
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Popcorn:
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Popcorn:
Popcorn: Popcorn:
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I have supplies , maltesers and cream eggs, I am sitting comfortably Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
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I have supplies , maltesers and cream eggs, I am sitting comfortably Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
No voddy? Shocked:
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Phone rings. It is Nod. His elderly mother is hallucinating and confused. Help, what should I do??????
I advise
Phone rings: a friend says her brother is days from death and blubs. For half an hour I encourage, sympathise, advise, listen.
She says she will call again
Phone rings: Miss I hysterical with rage about inflated leccy bill ::)
I offer wise counsel while she shouts and screams
All this within the space of 2 hours!!
There are days like this. Do we all have them????
On the subjet of phone calls ......I called Miss T's grandparents ..(she had op today ) ....Miss T's Mum answered ......well that was awkward ........... eeek: eeek:
Apey dumps mother and runs off to Cyprus with young daughter... :thumbsup:
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Phone rings. It is Nod. His elderly mother is hallucinating and confused. Help, what should I do??????
I advise
Phone rings: a friend says her brother is days from death and blubs. For half an hour I encourage, sympathise, advise, listen.
She says she will call again
Phone rings: Miss I hysterical with rage about inflated leccy bill ::)
I offer wise counsel while she shouts and screams
All this within the space of 2 hours!!
There are days like this. Do we all have them????
On the subjet of phone calls ......I called Miss T's grandparents ..(she had op today ) ....Miss T's Mum answered ......well that was awkward ........... eeek: eeek:
Apey dumps mother and runs off to Cyprus with young daughter... :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol: