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Title: Journalists
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2016, 11:21:59 AM
They really are a special breed of individuals.

Apparently a mother and son may have been murdered on our road yesterday  eeek:

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/743794/Ruislip-deaths-bodies-woman-boy-found-home-police-The-fairway-London-murder (http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/743794/Ruislip-deaths-bodies-woman-boy-found-home-police-The-fairway-London-murder)

I saw some cops on the way home last night but it was not obtrusive or OTT however first thing this morning the house phone has not stopped ringing  ( I am working at home today ) .

" hello my name is so and so from the Sun Group / Daily Mail/ Evening Standard etc etc etc ...did you know them , can you tell me anything about them , do you know if they had any history of problems, did you see the boy , what did he look like etc ???

How on earth do they get hold of ex directory phone numbers?

Fecking parasites

I haven't got a clue who they are by the way but feel tempted to make up all sorts just to set em off  evil:
Title: Re: Journalists
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2016, 11:32:25 AM
They are utterly shameless and totally untrustworthy. No need to make anything up, they will do that quite well by themselves  evil:
Title: Re: Journalists
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2016, 11:33:20 AM
"How on earth do they get hold of ex directory phone numbers?"

They find one neighbour who will talk and will also sell them your phone number for a small fee?  Oh and anything you do say to them will be twisted.  It's what sub species (hack journos) do.

You should enlist the help of the good folks here to give you the best false stories.  I suggest you tell them you saw a man with a bucket on his head, a Gingerist, a man in a Man U shirt carrying a ten pin bowling ball and someone door to door selling Turnip futures

The Alibis-R-Us service is still available should you need it


RIP the victims by the way
Title: Re: Journalists
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2016, 12:51:37 PM
Father Christmas did go round the streets last night in his festive jeep ..with his helpers collecting at houses for the round table charity  ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Journalists
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2016, 12:54:58 PM
Father Christmas did go round the streets last night in his festive jeep ..with his helpers collecting at houses for the round table charity  ?  rubschin:

Grass him.... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Journalists
Post by: Nick on December 15, 2016, 12:57:57 PM
There's bound to be an identity parade  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Journalists
Post by: apc2010 on December 15, 2016, 05:10:00 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4036194/Body-woman-boy-seven-home-west-London.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4036194/Body-woman-boy-seven-home-west-London.html)


Well someone spoke to them....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Journalists
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2016, 09:34:11 PM
Blimey they have been digging around. Don't they love s bit of misery  noooo:
Title: Re: Journalists
Post by: Steve on December 15, 2016, 10:03:33 PM
Just hope they're not looking for a woman with an axe
Title: Re: Journalists
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 15, 2016, 10:18:26 PM
I have spent the day giving the man grief as he is in doghouse so wisely have not ventured outside  noooo: