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Title: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2016, 06:59:43 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/married-mp-keith-vaz-tells-8763805#ICID=sharebar_twitter (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/married-mp-keith-vaz-tells-8763805#ICID=sharebar_twitter)

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2016, 07:02:35 AM
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/married-mp-keith-vaz-tells-8763805#ICID=sharebar_twitter (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/married-mp-keith-vaz-tells-8763805#ICID=sharebar_twitter)

 eveilgrin:

Excellent!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2016, 08:51:03 AM
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I am terribly disappointed in Mr Vaz, who I believed was one of the most moral and upstanding of the blessed cohort of statespersons who currently grace the Mother of Parliaments.

Obviously he was set up by the filthy Blairite Murdoch-owned so-called Sunday Mirror. This is gutter journalism of the worst kind. Either that or his Twitter account was hacked this is a case of mistaken identity; the pervert gay man in question clearly states that he is a washing-machine salesman named ‘Jim’. Let the real Jim come forward and absolve Mr Vaz of these scurrilous accusations!

I cannot understand why Mr Vaz is even contemplating standing down from his committee work, as such resignations these days are considered de trop and not at all fair on all the other statespersons at Westminster, many of whom are guilty of far more egregious behaviour than that wrongly and cruelly ascribed to Mr Vaz. It is of course a measure of his personal honour that he is standing down while these allegations can be dealt with and proved to be the pack of lies that any rational person can see they are.

So, Mr Vaz, please carry on as before. The massed illegal immigrants refugees at Calais, who are peacefully and humbly awaiting permission to come to the UK and enrich our culture, rescue the ailing NHS, and bring joy and diversity to our lumpen native gene-pool: these noble people are depending on your assistance and will be heartbroken to learn of this, surely temporary, setback to the cause.

happy001

Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2016/09/04/ahaha-snigger/#comments)
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2016, 09:33:10 AM
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I am terribly disappointed in Mr Vaz, who I believed was one of the most moral and upstanding of the blessed cohort of statespersons who currently grace the Mother of Parliaments.

Obviously he was set up by the filthy Blairite Murdoch-owned so-called Sunday Mirror. This is gutter journalism of the worst kind. Either that or his Twitter account was hacked this is a case of mistaken identity; the pervert gay man in question clearly states that he is a washing-machine salesman named ‘Jim’. Let the real Jim come forward and absolve Mr Vaz of these scurrilous accusations!

I cannot understand why Mr Vaz is even contemplating standing down from his committee work, as such resignations these days are considered de trop and not at all fair on all the other statespersons at Westminster, many of whom are guilty of far more egregious behaviour than that wrongly and cruelly ascribed to Mr Vaz. It is of course a measure of his personal honour that he is standing down while these allegations can be dealt with and proved to be the pack of lies that any rational person can see they are.

So, Mr Vaz, please carry on as before. The massed illegal immigrants refugees at Calais, who are peacefully and humbly awaiting permission to come to the UK and enrich our culture, rescue the ailing NHS, and bring joy and diversity to our lumpen native gene-pool: these noble people are depending on your assistance and will be heartbroken to learn of this, surely temporary, setback to the cause.

happy001

Clicky... (http://www.timworstall.com/2016/09/04/ahaha-snigger/#comments)
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2016, 09:34:57 AM
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What's the difference between a Washing Machine and a Rent Boy?

The Washing Machine doesn't sell its story to the Sunday Mirror after you dump your load in it.

happy001

Clicky... (http://order-order.com/2016/09/04/244563/#disqus_thread)

* Orders truck size load of popcorn *
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2016, 09:38:43 AM
Washing machine salesmen called Jim distance themselves from Keith Vaz (http://eveningharold.com/2016/09/04/washing-machine-salesmen-called-jim-distance-themselves-from-keith-vaz/)

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Keith Vaz, Chair of the Home Affairs Committee currently reviewing laws on prostitution and soliciting, has sent shockwaves through the industrial supplies sales industry by telling two male prostitutes he was about to play nug-a-nug with that he sold massive washing machines to hotels and was called Jim.

“It’s a huge blow to the profession,” a man called Jim who sells massive washing machines to hotels said. “Let me state categorically that Keith Vaz has nothing to do with us and we utterly condemn him bringing a good, honest industry that at all times upholds family values into disrepute by claiming to be one of us whilst actually being an MP.”

happy001
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2016, 09:40:03 AM
Washing machine salesmen called Jim distance themselves from Keith Vaz (http://eveningharold.com/2016/09/04/washing-machine-salesmen-called-jim-distance-themselves-from-keith-vaz/)

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Keith Vaz, Chair of the Home Affairs Committee currently reviewing laws on prostitution and soliciting, has sent shockwaves through the industrial supplies sales industry by telling two male prostitutes he was about to play nug-a-nug with that he sold massive washing machines to hotels and was called Jim.

“It’s a huge blow to the profession,” a man called Jim who sells massive washing machines to hotels said. “Let me state categorically that Keith Vaz has nothing to do with us and we utterly condemn him bringing a good, honest industry that at all times upholds family values into disrepute by claiming to be one of us whilst actually being an MP.”

happy001
happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2016, 01:24:01 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2016, 05:59:31 PM
I think we are all missing the true horror and tragedy of this story. Those poor escorts had to endure the grim sight of a naked Keith Vaz...  sick2:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2016, 05:59:58 PM
 eeek: sick2:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Barman on September 04, 2016, 07:47:40 PM
 Shocked:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2016, 08:25:26 PM
Interesting observations from Anna Raccoon

http://annaraccoon.com/2016/09/04/homo-affairs-select-committee/ (http://annaraccoon.com/2016/09/04/homo-affairs-select-committee/)

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. . . Dear God; I never thought I would be writing in defence of anyone called Vaz – I simply cannot stand him. Not since the days when he roamed the corridors of the Court of Protection.

Mrs Vaz and the little Vaz’s are a different matter. Think of them as you chortle with delight.

 rubschin:  as ever she makes you think and methinks she may have a point
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: apc2010 on September 04, 2016, 08:41:39 PM
Interesting observations from Anna Raccoon

http://annaraccoon.com/2016/09/04/homo-affairs-select-committee/ (http://annaraccoon.com/2016/09/04/homo-affairs-select-committee/)

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. . . Dear God; I never thought I would be writing in defence of anyone called Vaz – I simply cannot stand him. Not since the days when he roamed the corridors of the Court of Protection.

Mrs Vaz and the little Vaz’s are a different matter. Think of them as you chortle with delight.

 rubschin:  as ever she makes you think and methinks she may have a point

Still a nuffter ....... noooo:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2016, 07:25:00 AM
Interesting observations from Anna Raccoon

http://annaraccoon.com/2016/09/04/homo-affairs-select-committee/ (http://annaraccoon.com/2016/09/04/homo-affairs-select-committee/)

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. . . Dear God; I never thought I would be writing in defence of anyone called Vaz – I simply cannot stand him. Not since the days when he roamed the corridors of the Court of Protection.

Mrs Vaz and the little Vaz’s are a different matter. Think of them as you chortle with delight.

 rubschin:  as ever she makes you think and methinks she may have a point

I did read her piece yesterday...

While I agree it is tough on Mrs. Vaz and the kids and yes, the hypocrisy of the press is something to behold...

But... he has brought this on himself and by all accounts has been dodging the bullet for years... I have no sympathy for him. Guido has hinted that there might be worse to come...

And if it turns out that Mrs. Vaz turned a blind eye to his 'alternative lifestyle' I won't have any sympathy for her either...
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 05, 2016, 11:09:14 AM
 :thumbsup:

No wonder he was against Brexit - aktough a Polish withdrawal would have meant something different to him  lol:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Barman on September 05, 2016, 11:10:13 AM
:thumbsup:

No wonder he was against Brexit - aktough a Polish withdrawal would have meant something different to him  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 05, 2016, 12:06:05 PM
:thumbsup:

No wonder he was against Brexit - aktough a Polish withdrawal would have meant something different to him  lol:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Steve on September 05, 2016, 01:11:56 PM
:thumbsup:

No wonder he was against Brexit - aktough a Polish withdrawal would have meant something different to him  lol:
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Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Nick on September 05, 2016, 03:45:09 PM
 drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 05, 2016, 10:47:37 PM
And if it turns out that Mrs. Vaz turned a blind eye to his 'alternative lifestyle' I won't have any sympathy for her either...

I think that she did know and I can sympathise with her position to a degree. After all, if you had to choose between packing Vaz off to a rent boy or sleeping with him yourself it's pretty much a no brainer.  noooo:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 06, 2016, 09:40:59 PM
I still don't understand what he had to do with these Homo Fares they keep going on about.
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2016, 04:50:25 AM
I still don't understand what he had to do with these Homo Fares they keep going on about.

 ;D
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2016, 06:39:32 AM

(https://s12.postimg.org/i77xc4bmh/mrvaz.png) (https://postimg.org/image/i77xc4bmh/)

 ;D
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Steve on September 07, 2016, 08:31:06 AM

(https://s12.postimg.org/i77xc4bmh/mrvaz.png) (https://postimg.org/image/i77xc4bmh/)

 ;D
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Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2016, 06:03:15 PM
Scotland Yard is looking into whether or not he broke the law? Wonder how many times Vaz has narked off the police over the years...  rubschin:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3781839/Scotland-Yard-assess-Keith-Vaz-broke-law-rent-boys-scandal.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3781839/Scotland-Yard-assess-Keith-Vaz-broke-law-rent-boys-scandal.html)
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2016, 06:20:39 PM
 Sinister:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2016, 11:04:09 PM
Sinister:
Sinister: Sinister:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2016, 11:06:57 PM
The only downside I could see to him ending up in prison is that he'd probably enjoy walking out of there at the end of his sentence with an arse like Gandalf's sleeve..  noooo:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2016, 05:23:27 AM
The only downside I could see to him ending up in prison is that he'd probably enjoy walking out of there at the end of his sentence with an arse like Gandalf's sleeve and a smile like The Cheshire Cat..  noooo:

There, fixed that for ya!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2016, 12:43:52 PM
New allegations have been made, this could get messy for Vaz...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3785006/Police-probe-Keith-Vaz-s-links-rent-boy-brothel-boss-claims-MP-stopped-council-evicting-25-years-ago.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3785006/Police-probe-Keith-Vaz-s-links-rent-boy-brothel-boss-claims-MP-stopped-council-evicting-25-years-ago.html)

And it could potentially get rid of the poison dwarf as well...

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/bercow-denies-vaz-cover-up-fwqpr2j97 (http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/bercow-denies-vaz-cover-up-fwqpr2j97)
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Barman on September 12, 2016, 12:54:46 PM
New allegations have been made, this could get messy for Vaz...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3785006/Police-probe-Keith-Vaz-s-links-rent-boy-brothel-boss-claims-MP-stopped-council-evicting-25-years-ago.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3785006/Police-probe-Keith-Vaz-s-links-rent-boy-brothel-boss-claims-MP-stopped-council-evicting-25-years-ago.html)

And it could potentially get rid of the poison dwarf as well...

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/bercow-denies-vaz-cover-up-fwqpr2j97 (http://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/bercow-denies-vaz-cover-up-fwqpr2j97)

 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 12, 2016, 01:20:12 PM
We can but hope..  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Grumpmeister on December 17, 2016, 02:59:12 AM
Well surprise surprise it looks like out hopes were in vain. It appears that the police have dropped the investigation.  Banghead

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/16/keith-vaz-wont-face-charges-over-rent-boy-scandal-as-police-drop-investigation-6327288/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/16/keith-vaz-wont-face-charges-over-rent-boy-scandal-as-police-drop-investigation-6327288/)
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Darwins Selection on December 17, 2016, 06:43:11 AM
Well surprise surprise it looks like out hopes were in vain. It appears that the police have dropped the investigation.  Banghead

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/16/keith-vaz-wont-face-charges-over-rent-boy-scandal-as-police-drop-investigation-6327288/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/16/keith-vaz-wont-face-charges-over-rent-boy-scandal-as-police-drop-investigation-6327288/)
Vazeline slips the net again.  noooo:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Steve on December 17, 2016, 10:02:16 AM
Well surprise surprise it looks like out hopes were in vain. It appears that the police have dropped the investigation.  Banghead

http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/16/keith-vaz-wont-face-charges-over-rent-boy-scandal-as-police-drop-investigation-6327288/ (http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/16/keith-vaz-wont-face-charges-over-rent-boy-scandal-as-police-drop-investigation-6327288/)
Vazeline slips the net again.  noooo:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Nick on May 02, 2018, 05:48:04 PM
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/watchdog-refers-keith-vaz-to-the-police-vlpbspvrf (https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/watchdog-refers-keith-vaz-to-the-police-vlpbspvrf)
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Steve on May 02, 2018, 06:44:36 PM
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/watchdog-refers-keith-vaz-to-the-police-vlpbspvrf (https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/watchdog-refers-keith-vaz-to-the-police-vlpbspvrf)
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Barman on May 02, 2018, 09:44:56 PM
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/watchdog-refers-keith-vaz-to-the-police-vlpbspvrf (https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/watchdog-refers-keith-vaz-to-the-police-vlpbspvrf)
:thumbsup:
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Title: Re: Smug oily twat outed
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 03, 2018, 08:55:00 AM
https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/watchdog-refers-keith-vaz-to-the-police-vlpbspvrf (https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/watchdog-refers-keith-vaz-to-the-police-vlpbspvrf)
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