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Title: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2016, 07:09:14 AM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2016, 07:10:21 AM
sad24:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2016, 07:11:30 AM
He'd be no use dead. He hasn't got any organs left to donate  noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2016, 07:19:48 AM
He'd be no use dead. He hasn't got any organs left to donate  noooo:

happy001
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Steve on August 21, 2016, 10:22:32 AM
He'd be no use dead. He hasn't got any organs left to donate  noooo:
noooo:




happy001
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: apc2010 on August 22, 2016, 07:45:37 PM
 rubschin:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Pirate on August 22, 2016, 08:16:00 PM
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Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Steve on August 22, 2016, 09:54:07 PM
Has anyone PMd Uncle?
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2016, 10:07:26 PM
Has anyone PMd Uncle?
I vote BM try to make contact via the direct line.
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Pirate on August 22, 2016, 10:26:59 PM
Has anyone PMd Uncle?
I vote BM try to make contact via the direct line.

Good man...Seconded...
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Steve on August 22, 2016, 10:46:41 PM
Has anyone PMd Uncle?
I vote BM try to make contact via the direct line.

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 scared2:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2016, 05:27:32 AM
He hasn't been on FaceAche since July 18th...  scared2:

I have sent him an e-mail asking him to bring his bar bill up to date...  whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 23, 2016, 08:02:23 AM
He hasn't been on FaceAche since July 18th...  scared2:

I have sent him an e-mail asking him to bring his bar bill up to date...  whistle:
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: barmisspah? on August 23, 2016, 02:45:43 PM
He hasn't been on FaceAche since July 18th...  scared2:

I have sent him an e-mail asking him to bring his bar bill up to date...  whistle:


He won't be back then.  ;)
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2016, 08:10:48 PM
* takes black suit to cleaners *
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2016, 08:11:59 PM
This is getting expensive evil:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2016, 08:13:39 PM
This is getting expensive evil:

I know... me black tie needs a press too...  evil:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2016, 08:21:30 PM
Mild futures plummet  cry:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2016, 08:23:39 PM
Mild futures plummet  cry:

I was shorting Mild...  whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2016, 08:25:00 PM
Mild futures plummet  cry:

I was shorting Mild...  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

Insider trading eh?
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2016, 08:26:48 PM
BM with the pizza in the Minima noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2016, 08:29:06 PM
BM with the pizza in the Minima noooo:
Cluedo has changed a bit then
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2016, 08:33:42 PM
Mild futures plummet  cry:

I was shorting Mild...  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

Insider trading eh?

I lean towards pessimism...  whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Steve on August 23, 2016, 08:41:17 PM
Mild futures plummet  cry:

I was shorting Mild...  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

Insider trading eh?

I lean towards pessimism...  whistle:
I lean towards Eileen
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2016, 08:46:35 PM
Mild futures plummet  cry:

I was shorting Mild...  whistle:
lol: lol: lol:

Insider trading eh?

I lean towards pessimism...  whistle:
I lean towards Eileen

Don't trust her...  noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2016, 09:32:58 AM
He hasn't been on FaceAche since July 18th...  scared2:

I have sent him an e-mail asking him to bring his bar bill up to date...  whistle:


 eeek: eeek:   
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2016, 09:43:40 AM
Well, he hasn't replied...  noooo:

FaceAche 18th July, here 23 days ago... Shrugs:

Perhaps he has gone on holiday or summat...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2016, 09:46:11 AM
Well, he hasn't replied...  noooo:

FaceAche 18th July, here 23 days ago... Shrugs:

Perhaps he has gone on holiday or summat...?  rubschin:

A pint on his tab please ......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 24, 2016, 09:49:06 AM
Well, he hasn't replied...  noooo:

FaceAche 18th July, here 23 days ago... Shrugs:

Perhaps he has gone on holiday or summat...?  rubschin:

A pint on his tab please ......... Thumbs:

 evil:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: apc2010 on August 24, 2016, 09:50:09 AM
Well, he hasn't replied...  noooo:

FaceAche 18th July, here 23 days ago... Shrugs:

Perhaps he has gone on holiday or summat...?  rubschin:

A pint on his tab please ......... Thumbs:

 evil:

Boogs will pay....... whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Steve on August 24, 2016, 11:13:27 AM
Well, he hasn't replied...  noooo:

FaceAche 18th July, here 23 days ago... Shrugs:

Perhaps he has gone on holiday or summat...?  rubschin:
Maybe it's something we said. Looking back it could be any one of about a millionteen things

And yes we should use his tab, wouldn't want it to get rusty. Half a pint of real JD on his tab please BM
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2016, 08:28:15 AM
Still nothing...  sad32:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Pirate on August 30, 2016, 09:08:54 AM
Brown Bread... noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Steve on August 30, 2016, 09:14:06 AM
Sort of not funny now

 scared2:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2016, 09:58:01 AM
I've sent messages to two of his 'friends' with the same surname on FaceAche - brothers...?  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 30, 2016, 11:55:06 AM
I've sent messages to two of his 'friends' with the same surname on FaceAche - brothers...?  :thumbsup:

Good move.  :thumbsup:

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Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2016, 11:56:23 AM
I've sent messages to two of his 'friends' with the same surname on FaceAche - brothers...?  :thumbsup:

Good move.  :thumbsup:

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 angel1
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Steve on August 30, 2016, 12:34:22 PM
I've sent messages to two of his 'friends' with the same surname on FaceAche - brothers...?  :thumbsup:

Good move.  :thumbsup:

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More like cunning plan?

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Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2016, 12:44:29 PM
I've sent messages to two of his 'friends' with the same surname on FaceAche - brothers...?  :thumbsup:

Good move.  :thumbsup:

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More like cunning plan?

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 evil:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2016, 01:04:43 PM
He just phoned me. Hospital. Very bad stroke. Can't walk and has trouble talking eeek:

Will be in for weeks*




























*prolly had too many pints of mild  noooo:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2016, 01:08:36 PM
Just seen his post on FaceAche...  eeek:

Quote from: Uncle Mort
At the hospital again, this time after a stroke Fighting back though
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Steve on August 30, 2016, 03:05:51 PM
Oh noes, poor Mort

Get Well soon Uncle

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Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 30, 2016, 03:16:13 PM
Just seen his post on FaceAche...  eeek:

Quote from: Uncle Mort
At the hospital again, this time after a stroke Fighting back though
Poor bugger.  noooo:

Will someone who can communicate with him please pass on my best wishes.
Tell him to forget the walking and talking as long as he can type.
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2016, 03:33:02 PM
Just seen his post on FaceAche...  eeek:

Quote from: Uncle Mort
At the hospital again, this time after a stroke Fighting back though
Poor bugger.  noooo:

Will someone who can communicate with him please pass on my best wishes.
Tell him to forget the walking and talking as long as he can type.

But not his bar bill like...  whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 30, 2016, 04:01:56 PM
Just seen his post on FaceAche...  eeek:

Quote from: Uncle Mort
At the hospital again, this time after a stroke Fighting back though
Poor bugger.  noooo:

Will someone who can communicate with him please pass on my best wishes.
Tell him to forget the walking and talking as long as he can type.

But not his bar bill like...  whistle:

Well obviously not.

You might also ask him if he recalls buying any Turnip Futures.  whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2016, 04:55:49 PM
Just seen his post on FaceAche...  eeek:

Quote from: Uncle Mort
At the hospital again, this time after a stroke Fighting back though
Poor bugger.  noooo:

Will someone who can communicate with him please pass on my best wishes.
Tell him to forget the walking and talking as long as he can type.

But not his bar bill like...  whistle:

Well obviously not.

You might also ask him if he recalls buying any Turnip Futures.  whistle:

I will Mr. Darwin Sir.... * taps nose *
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Steve on August 30, 2016, 07:49:36 PM
I was wondering if any Turnips had bought Uncle futures
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2016, 05:18:45 AM
I was wondering if any Turnips had bought Uncle futures

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 31, 2016, 10:44:44 AM
I was wondering if any Turnips had bought Uncle futures
drumroll:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2016, 05:25:51 PM
An e-mail floods in...  cloud9:

Quote
Hi Barman,

Don't worry about the barbill it's' included in my will (ha ha )

By now you will be aware that I've had a Stoke. It first showed during and after my Gallbladder operation when I was first diagnosed with vertigo

Since then (July 14) I've been in hospital although it feels like I've been away with the the fairies a lot.

I'm very weak and need help with movement although my brain stays sharp. I think another couple weeks with the Therapists should get me walking again. Here's hoping anyway!

rgds

Uncle Mort
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Nick on September 08, 2016, 05:33:08 PM
I could go and visit him angel1
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on September 08, 2016, 05:56:04 PM
I could go and visit him angel1

 scared2:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Pirate on September 08, 2016, 07:56:39 PM
An e-mail floods in...  cloud9:

Quote
Hi Barman,

Don't worry about the barbill it's' included in my will (ha ha )

By now you will be aware that I've had a Stoke. It first showed during and after my Gallbladder operation when I was first diagnosed with vertigo

Since then (July 14) I've been in hospital although it feels like I've been away with the the fairies a lot.

I'm very weak and need help with movement although my brain stays sharp. I think another couple weeks with the Therapists should get me walking again. Here's hoping anyway!

rgds

Uncle Mort

Good man yourself Mort... No Negative Waves, Have a little Faith...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncbEucjsNFU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncbEucjsNFU)
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Steve on September 08, 2016, 08:40:55 PM
An e-mail floods in...  cloud9:

Quote
Hi Barman,

Don't worry about the barbill it's' included in my will (ha ha )

By now you will be aware that I've had a Stoke. It first showed during and after my Gallbladder operation when I was first diagnosed with vertigo

Since then (July 14) I've been in hospital although it feels like I've been away with the the fairies a lot.

I'm very weak and need help with movement although my brain stays sharp. I think another couple weeks with the Therapists should get me walking again. Here's hoping anyway!

rgds

Uncle Mort
I trust you've wished him well from all of us BM

Get all better Uncle and soon
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 08, 2016, 09:41:26 PM
Hope recovery is going well ...We need his sharp brain in here to counteract the blunts !!!!
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2016, 05:25:48 AM
I quite agree. Only me and thee are keeping up the interllcc inerllcho  brainy level angel1
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2016, 08:04:52 AM
I quite agree. Only me and thee are keeping up the interllcc inerllcho  brainy level angel1

I am two!  cussing:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 09, 2016, 10:58:00 AM
 lol:

Should have put a stray apostrophe's in their  as well  lol:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Nick on September 09, 2016, 05:53:30 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on September 09, 2016, 07:24:17 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing:

Wasssuuuupppp? pathead:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 09, 2016, 08:43:43 PM
I quite agree. Only me and thee are keeping up the interllcc inerllcho  brainy level angel1

I am two!  cussing:

Admitting your mental age at last BM?  whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 09, 2016, 11:09:58 PM
Three cheer's for Mort. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2016, 05:25:48 AM
Three cheer's for Mort. :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 10, 2016, 08:03:59 AM
cussing: cussing: cussing:

I see no change then.
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2016, 08:07:37 AM
cussing: cussing: cussing:

I see no change then.
:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Barman on September 10, 2016, 08:54:35 AM
cussing: cussing: cussing:

I see no change then.

Drinks on Uncle! :thumbsup:











Now we know his tab is covered like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2016, 08:04:08 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing:

I see no change then.


Those drinks on your tab are nothing to do with me ....... whistle:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Steve on September 10, 2016, 08:10:11 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing:

I see no change then.


Those drinks on your tab are nothing to do with me ....... whistle:

Oh I thought he meant no change from the £50 note he placed in the kitty
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: apc2010 on September 10, 2016, 08:13:38 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing:

I see no change then.


Those drinks on your tab are nothing to do with me ....... whistle:

Oh I thought he meant no change from the £50 note he placed in the kitty

Long gone....... redface: redface:
Title: Re: Where's Uncle????
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 10, 2016, 09:02:02 PM
Apey had drunk that away before the note even hit the bottom of the jar  noooo:

Anyhoo welcome back Unc, the three stooges need someone who can bring them back in line.  Thumbs: