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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on August 21, 2016, 07:09:14 AM
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sad24:
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sad24:
scared2:
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He'd be no use dead. He hasn't got any organs left to donate noooo:
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He'd be no use dead. He hasn't got any organs left to donate noooo:
happy001
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He'd be no use dead. He hasn't got any organs left to donate noooo:
noooo:
happy001
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rubschin:
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Is Mort, 'Mort' D'ya think... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.4smileys.com%2Fsmileys%2Fangel-smileys%2Fangel_smiley104.gif&hash=8885d1e767d8707e7c75f1d7fdfe1092af86479c) (http://www.4smileys.com)
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Has anyone PMd Uncle?
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Has anyone PMd Uncle?
I vote BM try to make contact via the direct line.
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Has anyone PMd Uncle?
I vote BM try to make contact via the direct line.
Good man...Seconded...
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Has anyone PMd Uncle?
I vote BM try to make contact via the direct line.
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scared2:
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He hasn't been on FaceAche since July 18th... scared2:
I have sent him an e-mail asking him to bring his bar bill up to date... whistle:
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He hasn't been on FaceAche since July 18th... scared2:
I have sent him an e-mail asking him to bring his bar bill up to date... whistle:
:thumbsup:
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He hasn't been on FaceAche since July 18th... scared2:
I have sent him an e-mail asking him to bring his bar bill up to date... whistle:
He won't be back then. ;)
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* takes black suit to cleaners *
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This is getting expensive evil:
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This is getting expensive evil:
I know... me black tie needs a press too... evil:
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Mild futures plummet cry:
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Mild futures plummet cry:
I was shorting Mild... whistle:
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Mild futures plummet cry:
I was shorting Mild... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Insider trading eh?
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BM with the pizza in the Minima noooo:
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BM with the pizza in the Minima noooo:
Cluedo has changed a bit then
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Mild futures plummet cry:
I was shorting Mild... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Insider trading eh?
I lean towards pessimism... whistle:
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Mild futures plummet cry:
I was shorting Mild... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Insider trading eh?
I lean towards pessimism... whistle:
I lean towards Eileen
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Mild futures plummet cry:
I was shorting Mild... whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
Insider trading eh?
I lean towards pessimism... whistle:
I lean towards Eileen
Don't trust her... noooo:
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He hasn't been on FaceAche since July 18th... scared2:
I have sent him an e-mail asking him to bring his bar bill up to date... whistle:
eeek: eeek:
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Well, he hasn't replied... noooo:
FaceAche 18th July, here 23 days ago... Shrugs:
Perhaps he has gone on holiday or summat...? rubschin:
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Well, he hasn't replied... noooo:
FaceAche 18th July, here 23 days ago... Shrugs:
Perhaps he has gone on holiday or summat...? rubschin:
A pint on his tab please ......... Thumbs:
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Well, he hasn't replied... noooo:
FaceAche 18th July, here 23 days ago... Shrugs:
Perhaps he has gone on holiday or summat...? rubschin:
A pint on his tab please ......... Thumbs:
evil:
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Well, he hasn't replied... noooo:
FaceAche 18th July, here 23 days ago... Shrugs:
Perhaps he has gone on holiday or summat...? rubschin:
A pint on his tab please ......... Thumbs:
evil:
Boogs will pay....... whistle:
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Well, he hasn't replied... noooo:
FaceAche 18th July, here 23 days ago... Shrugs:
Perhaps he has gone on holiday or summat...? rubschin:
Maybe it's something we said. Looking back it could be any one of about a millionteen things
And yes we should use his tab, wouldn't want it to get rusty. Half a pint of real JD on his tab please BM
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Still nothing... sad32:
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Brown Bread... noooo:
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Sort of not funny now
scared2:
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I've sent messages to two of his 'friends' with the same surname on FaceAche - brothers...? :thumbsup:
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I've sent messages to two of his 'friends' with the same surname on FaceAche - brothers...? :thumbsup:
Good move. :thumbsup:
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I've sent messages to two of his 'friends' with the same surname on FaceAche - brothers...? :thumbsup:
Good move. :thumbsup:
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angel1
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I've sent messages to two of his 'friends' with the same surname on FaceAche - brothers...? :thumbsup:
Good move. :thumbsup:
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More like cunning plan?
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I've sent messages to two of his 'friends' with the same surname on FaceAche - brothers...? :thumbsup:
Good move. :thumbsup:
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More like cunning plan?
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evil:
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He just phoned me. Hospital. Very bad stroke. Can't walk and has trouble talking eeek:
Will be in for weeks*
*prolly had too many pints of mild noooo:
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Just seen his post on FaceAche... eeek:
At the hospital again, this time after a stroke Fighting back though
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Oh noes, poor Mort
Get Well soon Uncle
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Just seen his post on FaceAche... eeek:
At the hospital again, this time after a stroke Fighting back though
Poor bugger. noooo:
Will someone who can communicate with him please pass on my best wishes.
Tell him to forget the walking and talking as long as he can type.
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Just seen his post on FaceAche... eeek:
At the hospital again, this time after a stroke Fighting back though
Poor bugger. noooo:
Will someone who can communicate with him please pass on my best wishes.
Tell him to forget the walking and talking as long as he can type.
But not his bar bill like... whistle:
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Just seen his post on FaceAche... eeek:
At the hospital again, this time after a stroke Fighting back though
Poor bugger. noooo:
Will someone who can communicate with him please pass on my best wishes.
Tell him to forget the walking and talking as long as he can type.
But not his bar bill like... whistle:
Well obviously not.
You might also ask him if he recalls buying any Turnip Futures. whistle:
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Just seen his post on FaceAche... eeek:
At the hospital again, this time after a stroke Fighting back though
Poor bugger. noooo:
Will someone who can communicate with him please pass on my best wishes.
Tell him to forget the walking and talking as long as he can type.
But not his bar bill like... whistle:
Well obviously not.
You might also ask him if he recalls buying any Turnip Futures. whistle:
I will Mr. Darwin Sir.... * taps nose *
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I was wondering if any Turnips had bought Uncle futures
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I was wondering if any Turnips had bought Uncle futures
lol: lol: lol:
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I was wondering if any Turnips had bought Uncle futures
drumroll:
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An e-mail floods in... cloud9:
Hi Barman,
Don't worry about the barbill it's' included in my will (ha ha )
By now you will be aware that I've had a Stoke. It first showed during and after my Gallbladder operation when I was first diagnosed with vertigo
Since then (July 14) I've been in hospital although it feels like I've been away with the the fairies a lot.
I'm very weak and need help with movement although my brain stays sharp. I think another couple weeks with the Therapists should get me walking again. Here's hoping anyway!
rgds
Uncle Mort
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I could go and visit him angel1
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I could go and visit him angel1
scared2:
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An e-mail floods in... cloud9:
Hi Barman,
Don't worry about the barbill it's' included in my will (ha ha )
By now you will be aware that I've had a Stoke. It first showed during and after my Gallbladder operation when I was first diagnosed with vertigo
Since then (July 14) I've been in hospital although it feels like I've been away with the the fairies a lot.
I'm very weak and need help with movement although my brain stays sharp. I think another couple weeks with the Therapists should get me walking again. Here's hoping anyway!
rgds
Uncle Mort
Good man yourself Mort... No Negative Waves, Have a little Faith...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncbEucjsNFU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncbEucjsNFU)
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An e-mail floods in... cloud9:
Hi Barman,
Don't worry about the barbill it's' included in my will (ha ha )
By now you will be aware that I've had a Stoke. It first showed during and after my Gallbladder operation when I was first diagnosed with vertigo
Since then (July 14) I've been in hospital although it feels like I've been away with the the fairies a lot.
I'm very weak and need help with movement although my brain stays sharp. I think another couple weeks with the Therapists should get me walking again. Here's hoping anyway!
rgds
Uncle Mort
I trust you've wished him well from all of us BM
Get all better Uncle and soon
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Hope recovery is going well ...We need his sharp brain in here to counteract the blunts !!!!
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I quite agree. Only me and thee are keeping up the
interllcc inerllcho brainy level angel1
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I quite agree. Only me and thee are keeping up the interllcc inerllcho brainy level angel1
I am two! cussing:
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lol:
Should have put a stray apostrophe's in their as well lol:
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
Wasssuuuupppp? pathead:
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I quite agree. Only me and thee are keeping up the interllcc inerllcho brainy level angel1
I am two! cussing:
Admitting your mental age at last BM? whistle:
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Three cheer's for Mort. :thumbsup:
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Three cheer's for Mort. :thumbsup:
lol: lol: lol:
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
I see no change then.
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
I see no change then.
:thumbsup:
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
I see no change then.
Drinks on Uncle! :thumbsup:
Now we know his tab is covered like.... whistle:
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
I see no change then.
Those drinks on your tab are nothing to do with me ....... whistle:
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
I see no change then.
Those drinks on your tab are nothing to do with me ....... whistle:
Oh I thought he meant no change from the £50 note he placed in the kitty
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cussing: cussing: cussing:
I see no change then.
Those drinks on your tab are nothing to do with me ....... whistle:
Oh I thought he meant no change from the £50 note he placed in the kitty
Long gone....... redface: redface:
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Apey had drunk that away before the note even hit the bottom of the jar noooo:
Anyhoo welcome back Unc, the three stooges need someone who can bring them back in line. Thumbs: