The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Library => Topic started by: Snoopy on September 04, 2007, 12:36:30 PM
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November 29th 1993:
"In one stratagem for not working today I find myself carefully cleaning off the accumulation of dried ointment from the nozzle of the Vasaline Derma Care hand-lotion dispenser"
Sounds horribly familiar to me though for Derma Care hand lotion substitute cleaning the pipes at the Virtual Pub. ::)
I should be working. Mrs S, who has a cold, thinks I am and calls out occasionally, "Don't do too much dear, take a break" Makes me feel very redface:
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I have avoided work all day. Tomorrow (night) is the deadline!
Or maybe Thursday morning?
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In a delaying tactic I've seen fit to sort more boxes of cassette tapes which needed urgent attention redface:
This plan has now been thwarted however by a faulty spindle (I think that's the technical term) which appears to have rendered the device useless. confused: Two cassettes are now irretrievably ruined since I had to extract yards of crumpled tape from the machine.
Looks like I might have to return to August's invoicing cry:
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I'm changing all the prices on my web site into euros... noooo:
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Honestly what wastrels you all are.
I have filed all my emails, created a menu plan for the week, ordered three Christmas presents, caught up on my email correspondence, downloaded and filed photos, blogged and planned two more. Use your time wisely. ::)
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My unfinished reports are glaring at me from the desk. I am glaring back at them confused:
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Honestly what wastrels you all are.
I have filed all my emails, created a menu plan for the week, ordered three Christmas presents, caught up on my email correspondence, downloaded and filed photos, blogged and planned two more. Use your time wisely. ::)
eeek: eeek:
Menu plan? For the week? In this house we're lucky to have a menu plan for the day in question an hour before the meal, let alone the week!
Why do you have to be so bloody organised?
Women!
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But I think she is at work. Can you detect any "work" in her list of achievements??
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Honestly what wastrels you all are.
I have filed all my emails, created a menu plan for the week, ordered three Christmas presents, caught up on my email correspondence, downloaded and filed photos, blogged and planned two more. Use your time wisely. ::)
eeek: eeek:
Menu plan? For the week? In this house we're lucky to have a menu plan for the day in question an hour before the meal, let alone the week!
Why do you have to be so bloody organised?
Women!
Menu planned for the week and now food ordered for it! angel1
Nick evil:
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Honestly what wastrels you all are.
I have filed all my emails, created a menu plan for the week, ordered three Christmas presents, caught up on my email correspondence, downloaded and filed photos, blogged and planned two more. Use your time wisely. ::)
How do you file emails? I delete mine once I've read and replied. If people want space in my real filing cabinet the can write me a proper letter. evil:
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Honestly what wastrels you all are.
I have filed all my emails, created a menu plan for the week, ordered three Christmas presents, caught up on my email correspondence, downloaded and filed photos, blogged and planned two more. Use your time wisely. ::)
How do you file emails? I delete mine once I've read and replied. If people want space in my real filing cabinet the can write me a proper letter. evil:
I have gmail. I can file them all away and archive them without ever having to delete an email. Can come in quite handy.
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Honestly what wastrels you all are.
I have filed all my emails, created a menu plan for the week, ordered three Christmas presents, caught up on my email correspondence, downloaded and filed photos, blogged and planned two more. Use your time wisely. ::)
How do you file emails? I delete mine once I've read and replied. If people want space in my real filing cabinet the can write me a proper letter. evil:
I have gmail. I can file them all away and archive them without ever having to delete an email. Can come in quite handy.
rubschin: I have a button that says GMail on my tool bar ~ didn't like to press it but if you say so I'll have a looksee.
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I keep every e mail (aprat from the Viagra ads of course). I have umpteen thousand now whistle:
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I keep every e mail (aprat from the Viagra ads of course). I have umpteen thousand now whistle:
Hence the goodness of gmail. They aren't cluttering up my inbox. They are all archived with tags and searchable, makes life so much easier.
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I looked at it ~ it seemed to look at me and then it spat me out evil:
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I looked at it ~ it seemed to look at me and then it spat me out evil:
Would you like me to email you an invite so you can sign up?
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I've sent you one.
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I looked at it ~ it seemed to look at me and then it spat me out evil:
Would you like me to email you an invite so you can sign up?
rubschin: I did try but it told me that I had the wrong password ~ which frankly is bollox because I always use the same password for everything. I'll pass on that invitation thanks all the same ~ I'm happier in my ignorance I suspect.
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Forward it on to one of the kids then. The yoof seem to like it.