The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on May 24, 2016, 12:21:37 PM
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Hey, here I am :thumbsup:
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Hi Nick, how are you? It is quiet in here lately. Fancy a vino?
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Yay, bit early, but only doing a bit of gardening today, so why not? :thumbsup:
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whacky115
Has all the blood from your brain permanently emigrated to your loins?
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whacky115
Has all the blood from your brain permanently emigrated to your loins?
lol: lol: lol:
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No, NIck's willy is a tad sore but his brain is his second favourite organ :thumbsup:
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whacky115
Has all the blood from your brain permanently emigrated to your loins?
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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No, NIck's willy is a tad sore but his brain is his second favourite organ :thumbsup:
facepalm:
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Nick says hi!! :thumbsup:
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Ignore this imposter evil:
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Who? Me? angel1
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You might want to stop smoking that stuff...
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SHut it, shorty evil:
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No, you shut it evil:
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whacky115 whacky115
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Mr Pirate :thumbsup:
We are surrounded by idiots
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I'd wager that you're prolly right...except for Miss D of course
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Ignore them all cussing:
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So what next?
The all new pointlessly arguing with yourself thread?
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WHo are you? cussing:
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rubschin:
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This place is bonkers
WHere is Nick to restore some sanity?
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I am here angel1
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I am here angel1
Maybe, but you're certainly not all there. ;)
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At least you're not here, so that's a blessing. angel1
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Are you the one in the pink fluffy jim jams?
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Leave Tipsy alone you winceyette pervert cussing: cussing: cussing:
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lol:
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Tipsy cloud9:
Ignore him evil:
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Just 30 more hours of this?
http://www.chad.co.uk/news/local/notts-prepares-for-blanket-ban-on-legal-highs-1-7920179 (http://www.chad.co.uk/news/local/notts-prepares-for-blanket-ban-on-legal-highs-1-7920179)
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Shrugs:
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Just 30 more hours of this?
http://www.chad.co.uk/news/local/notts-prepares-for-blanket-ban-on-legal-highs-1-7920179 (http://www.chad.co.uk/news/local/notts-prepares-for-blanket-ban-on-legal-highs-1-7920179)
By Nick Charity...another pseudonym... ::)
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FOrtunately, Miss I is rampant at present eyes:
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Unhand her you lech fence: fence: fence:
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FOrtunately, Miss I is rampant at present eyes:
No au revoir just yet then?
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FOrtunately, Miss I is rampant at present eyes:
No au revoir just yet then?
I thought she was Italian?
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FOrtunately, Miss I is rampant at present eyes:
No au revoir just yet then?
I thought she was Italian?
Well yes but I thought pointing out he should have named the thread Addio Miss I would have been a bit tactless
But I dunnit now angel1
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Hey, here I am :thumbsup:
Me too...... Thumbs:
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Hey, here I am :thumbsup:
Me too...... Thumbs:
Wondered where you had been
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How do you know it's him?
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facepalm:
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Don't know what you have been putting in the beer here BM but something tells me it needs to be banned, anything that turns Nick into an even bigger oddball than normal can't be good..... scared2:
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Don't know what you have been putting in the beer here BM but something tells me it needs to be banned, anything that turns Nick into an even bigger oddball than normal can't be good..... scared2:
Too much water you say...? rubschin:
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Shut up angry041:
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No evil:
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I'd wager that you're prolly right...except for Miss D of course
And Miss C. evil:
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Who is this Miss C of whom you speak?
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I am the witty, charming and erudite one who occasionally plays dead. angel1
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Araldite you say, my father used to use a lot of the stuff, he met a sticky end.......
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Oh Miss C you are a one, possibly even a two, who knows.
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lol: lol: lol:
noooo:
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Miss C he is laughing at us.
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How very dare he Miss C. I think that we should concoct some sort of punishment. eveilgrin:
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This place is full of nutters
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You are, of course, quite right Miss C but what? rubschin: rubschin:
I've got it Miss C, by jove I've got it.
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What Miss C tell me quickly before I wet myself.
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Banghead
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Miss C what is BM most afraid of?
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LL?
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Oh do pay attention Miss C I said 'of what' not 'of whom'. evil:
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I've wet myself. redface:
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Well, go and clean yourself up and then Miss C we will go over there and.......... bare our grazed shins for four grazed and bloodied shins will surely be punishment enough. eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
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I have a nice shin picture angel1
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Are you going out soon, Nick?
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Yes, I have some things to get
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scared2:
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Who are these fruit cakes?
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Christ knows
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It's catching scared2:
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This is all alarmingly strange eeek:
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Miss D thinks that this 'alarmingly strange'.
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Ha and that from a woman who thinks that olives are 'the devils testicles'. noooo:
Are you going out Miss C?
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SHe is nuts. I have olives!!
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No we are having an Injun takeaway. I am in Suffolk you know.
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Olive is not happy noooo:
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Oh, no I didn't know that. Well have a lovely time, Suffolk is lovely IMO.
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Nick seems to have kidnapped a number of young ladies. noooo:
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Miss I is more than enough NickSick
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He's barking I tell you barking. whacky115
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More like a kitten, ackchooly cloud9:
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Thumbs:
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She likes a good long stroke :thumbsup: *
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Ha and that from a woman who thinks that olives are 'the devils testicles'. noooo:
Are you going out Miss C?
worthy: Miss Cs
Together uou have out Nicked the Nicks
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Why thank you Steve.
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Why thank you Steve.
We do what we can do we not Miss C?
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Indeed we do Miss C.
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I will not get into this posting to myself lark
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Oh yes you will
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evil:
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point:
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So what are you doing?
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Waiting while Miss I tries to break the Guinness WOrld Record for time spent in the shower Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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Wears the soap?
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Wears the soap?
Oh you'll so get Spank2: for that Steve
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He will. Go on Nick :thumbsup:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: :thumbsup:
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I told you Steve
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He's not talking to you now point:
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and she's still not out of the shower
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Good one Steve, that showed him
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and she's still not out of the shower
Oh she is eyes:
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Don't tell him, Nick
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Don't tell him, Nick
You are Captain Mannering and I claim my 5 shillings
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Is he really eeek:
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Oh God, it's spreading... scared2:
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The Meister seems somewhat afraid
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Indeed he does Miss C, you should go and offer comfort and succour.
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Miss C! eeek: As you well know the last time I offered comfort and succour to anybody we only got as far as the suc. redface: Maybe you could step into the breach, as it were, Miss C?
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Oh I couldn't possibly. Firstly today I will mostly be on a coach and secondly, the last time I had anything to do with breeches I ended up getting covered in white sticky stuff, a most unpleasant business and a devil to clean up.
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I remember the incident well Miss C but on this occasion I meant breach with an 'a'. Well I suppose if you must travel you must. I will have to take matters into my own hands. We do have another rather pressing problem.
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We do?
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We do indeed.........It's that young Steve chap, he seems to have started talking to himself!
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Oh no Miss C, does this mean that it is time for the, well, you know time for the....
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I fear it is Miss C. You had better hurry along and dust off the straitjacket before you start packing.
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Righty-oh Miss C. Oh and mums the word. :thumbsup:
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Hello Nick, what are you up to?
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Trying to work evil: and feeling a bit lonely sad24: cos the VP is empty and Miss I is bizzy for a few days sad32:
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We do indeed.........It's that young Steve chap, he seems to have started talking to himself!
Oh no I haven't
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Oh yes you have
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I'm starting to think I'm the only sane person left in here... scared2:
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Oh no you're not
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I'm putting off replying to myself til tomorrow
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Hi Nick, what are you doing?
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Nuffink sadsmiley30: No one to play with and too tired to eat. Gazing vacantly at old NCIS episodes noooo:
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Nuffink sadsmiley30: No one to play with and too tired to eat. Gazing vacantly at old NCIS episodes noooo:
You should watch Breaking Bad!
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You should watch Breaking Bad!
Yeah - it is awesome! :thumbsup:
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Have you gone mad?
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No! evil:
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Of course you haven't.... ::)
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angel1
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angel1 angel1
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Did someone promise I'd reply today? What a bastard
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If your still awake C4 looks interesting... they are in Paris so it works for me. angel1
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I can't reply till you have replied to yourself ::)
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It works for me too but I wish they weren't English staying in Paris as they never know how to enjoy themselves or the City. evil:
I can hear someone tutting, can you? rubschin:
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You should watch Breaking Bad!
Yeah - it is awesome! :thumbsup:
Do you really want to give the voices in Nicks head the idea of becomming the VP version of Walter? eeek:
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Yes I can hear it too. I agree about the English... should never be allowed to travel.
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I don't like Paris evil:
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And my mate in the Loire has taken to a canoe. In his house eeek:
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I love Paris. cloud9:
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Yes I love Paris too. angel1
The Loire plays hide and seek. I presume it is in seeking mode today. rubschin:
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I love Paris. cloud9:
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Well said Steve
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Good man!
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WHy?
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WHy?
I'll have to get Steve to answer that
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What? Oh yes it's the best capital city in Europe. It's got history, charm and a sense of fun and some great food, sights and shops. And the Metro/RER makes the London Tube feel like a dump
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I agree with Steve.
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Yes, apart from food Steve often speaks with a lot of sense. angel1
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;D
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Steve, do we agree with Tipsy?
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This thread is starting to make Nick look normal and well balanced... noooo:
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I beg to differ
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As do I differing has always been such a pleasant and relaxing way to while away the hours.
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And I love begging Miss C.
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Well, at least we have cleared that up Miss C.
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:thumbsup:
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:thumbsup: Steve? How common, at the very least it should have been ;D ;D ;D