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Title: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 02:39:29 PM
Was informed last week that Wednesday (last Wednesday) was the day to apply for accommodation at Hull University. 15000 applicants were ordered to select their preferred accommodation and then to press the SEND button at 7.00 a.m. to guarantee their first choice.

This seemed insane to me and I suggested the whole site would crash.

I was informed that I was negative and pessimistic and not to be so stupid.

Just called to check on the outcome.

Apparently the whole site crashed for 24 hours  whistle: facepalm:

Meanwhile the pesky phone remains unfound  Banghead Banghead Banghead

And the Boy has raised his Maths mock  U grade to an E grade (he needs a B  facepalm: )
Title: Re: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 04:00:48 PM
Sounds like a Uni devoid of intellectuals, are you sure it's a wise selection?

Title: Re: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2016, 05:51:59 PM
The Brat has filled her forms in and returned. She wants to go to Brighton but has now decided she may not want to go to uni at all. Think that is cos she has can't be arsed to do any work for her exams but also she says she doesn't want to get into debt  rubschin:

But looking at uni halls - average £160 per week . Going up to £190 pw where food is provided. The rooms are box rooms have to pay for wifi  and TV licence on top in addition to £9k fees a year  eeek:

We shall wait and see - is it wrong to hope she doesn't get the grades and bankrupt me  redface:

Title: Re: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 05:56:29 PM
[serious] the whole debt thing is a pile of shite. I actually know the bloke who introduced student loans into this country and he says the Govt have totally fucked it up. It is NOT a problem. The only real expense is the living costs [serious]
Title: Re: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 14, 2016, 06:16:35 PM
Yeah ..but that's the bit I can't afford  lol:
Title: Re: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 06:19:30 PM
Me too  sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: Steve on May 14, 2016, 06:51:34 PM
[serious] the whole debt thing is a pile of shite. I actually know the bloke who introduced student loans into this country and he says the Govt have totally fucked it up. It is NOT a problem. The only real expense is the living costs [serious]

Here's the thing: [old fogey mode]

When I were a lad you got a pathetic grant and you lived 3 years in poverty at Uni with loads of equally poor and hungry students so it didn't seem so bad.  When you left you might be thin and not got a great wardrobe but you weren't £thousands in debt and you seriously knew the real value of money.  Knowledge that served you well for life.

If someone had given me a loan I'd have spent it all on wine, women and worserer pursuits and wasted the rest and probably still be in debt now.

And you try telling that to the youth of today (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKHFZBUTA4k)

 [/old fogey mode]
Title: Re: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: Nick on May 14, 2016, 06:53:32 PM
I lived in London on £650 a year and worked in the hols  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: apc2010 on May 14, 2016, 07:06:59 PM
[serious] the whole debt thing is a pile of shite. I actually know the bloke who introduced student loans into this country and he says the Govt have totally fucked it up. It is NOT a problem. The only real expense is the living costs [serious]

Here's the thing: [old fogey mode]

When I were a lad you got a pathetic grant and you lived 3 years in poverty at Uni with loads of equally poor and hungry students so it didn't seem so bad.  When you left you might be thin and not got a great wardrobe but you weren't £thousands in debt and you seriously knew the real value of money.  Knowledge that served you well for life.

If someone had given me a loan I'd have spent it all on wine, women and worserer pursuits and wasted the rest and probably still be in debt now.

And you try telling that to the youth of today (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKHFZBUTA4k)

 [/old fogey mode]

 Thumbs: Thumbs:
Title: Re: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2016, 07:10:54 AM
I was too poor (and thick) to go to university...  sad24:
Title: Re: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2016, 07:11:30 AM
The Brat has filled her forms in and returned. She wants to go to Brighton but has now decided she may not want to go to uni at all. Think that is cos she has can't be arsed to do any work for her exams but also she says she doesn't want to get into debt  rubschin:

But looking at uni halls - average £160 per week . Going up to £190 pw where food is provided. The rooms are box rooms have to pay for wifi  and TV licence on top in addition to £9k fees a year  eeek:

We shall wait and see - is it wrong to hope she doesn't get the grades and bankrupt me  redface:

[serious] what does she want to study? [/serious]
Title: Re: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 15, 2016, 07:19:17 AM
Geography ...she either wants to do work abroad or somehow be paid to go on holiday all the time  noooo:

Title: Re: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: Nick on May 15, 2016, 07:20:19 AM
Takes after her mum then  whistle:
Title: Re: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: Miss Demeanour on May 15, 2016, 07:21:42 AM
 lol:

Except I have to go to work first before I can go on holiday  sad32:
Title: Re: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2016, 07:24:14 AM
Geography ...she either wants to do work abroad or somehow be paid to go on holiday all the time  noooo:

Sounds a bit vague....  rubschin:
Title: Re: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: Barman on May 15, 2016, 07:24:33 AM
Takes after her mum then  whistle:

happy001
Title: Re: University IT IDIOCY
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 15, 2016, 08:24:37 AM
Takes after her mum then  whistle:
drumroll: lol: lol:

Snoozed->losed  redface: