The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on May 05, 2016, 06:12:22 PM
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HOW DO THEY DO IT???
My pal Sally was wandering around the house (and garden) when she got back and ruthlessly tracked down mug rings, scuff marks, misplaced ornaments, even a small pink thing on a duvet cover flapping on a washing line. All wimmin seem to do this. How?????
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In Neolithic times men were hunters and needed to watch moving prey, however, women were gatherers; they had to spot nuts, berries etc., stuff that was non-moving. That same skill still applies today.
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
And when did you or I last go hunting? Eh?
Mrs Nick once got home from a week away and instantly lifted up a rug and located a scratch from where I had temporarily moved a piano.
HOW????? Banghead Banghead
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The rug wasn't exactly in the same place it was the previous week.
Also wimmin can spot a guilty face from a thousand yards. ;)
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I know noooo:
Have you noticed that in sitting down situations most men prefer to have their backs to the wall. There is a reason for this scared2:
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In Neolithic times men were hunters and needed to watch moving prey, however, women were gatherers; they had to spot nuts
Sally seems to have failed in part then.
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In Neolithic times men were hunters and needed to watch moving prey, however, women were gatherers; they had to spot nuts
Sally seems to have failed in part then.
lol: lol: lol:
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I know noooo:
Have you noticed that in sitting down situations most men prefer to have their backs to the wall. There is a reason for this scared2:
I always sit with my back to the wall in public places ... I like to see who, or what, is incoming
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Zackly! We are programmed to be alert to a brontosaurus attack!! scared2:
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Zackly! We are programmed to be alert to a brontosaurus attack!! scared2:
:thumbsup: Can never be too careful with brontosauruses
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Zackly! We are programmed to be alert to a brontosaurus attack!! scared2:
:thumbsup: Can never be too careful with brontosauruses
Or ex-wives ...or is it ex-wife's rubschin:
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We know where things are or where they should be. How things have been aligned and with what. . Any attempt to mess with the layout will incur instant alertness and thus more detective work around 'what else ' has been messed with !!!
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scared2: scared2:
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We know where things are or where they should be. How things have been aligned and with what. . Any attempt to mess with the layout will incur instant alertness and thus more detective work around 'what else ' has been messed with !!!
Car keys=>Fridge. rubschin:
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