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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on April 25, 2016, 03:55:39 PM

Title: Recruiting
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 25, 2016, 03:55:39 PM
Always such a joy  - this is before you get to interviewing.

Have some posts advertised at the moment and I am the point of contact. So get an email today from someone saying that he is trying to download the JD and person spec from the website but has taken nearly 2 hours . Can I fix the problem and sort it out !!!

WTF - if he expects to be shortlisted he is on another planet.

One person has cited on his application ......

"Being the lead trainer to shape mouth opening behaviour with Pygmy Hippos to facilitate teeth cleaning”

.....they have experience dealing with Griffon vultures, Patas monkeys, Nile Monitors, Timber Wolves, Reticulated Giraffes, White rhinoceros and Aardvarks.

perfect for local government then  noooo:
Title: Re: Recruiting
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2016, 04:00:03 PM

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Always such a joy  - this is before you get to interviewing.

Have some posts advertised at the moment and I am the point of contact. So get an email today from someone saying that he is trying to download the JD and person spec from the website but has taken nearly 2 hours . Can I fix the problem and sort it out !!!

WTF - if he expects to be shortlisted he is on another planet.

One person has cited on his application ......

"Being the lead trainer to shape mouth opening behaviour with Pygmy Hippos to facilitate teeth cleaning

.....they have experience dealing with Griffon vultures, Patas monkeys, Nile Monitors, Timber Wolves, Reticulated Giraffes, White rhinoceros and Aardvarks.

perfect for local government then  noooo:
Title: Re: Recruiting
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 25, 2016, 04:02:20 PM
Always such a joy  - this is before you get to interviewing.

Have some posts advertised at the moment and I am the point of contact. So get an email today from someone saying that he is trying to download the JD and person spec from the website but has taken nearly 2 hours . Can I fix the problem and sort it out !!!

WTF - if he expects to be shortlisted he is on another planet.

One person has cited on his application ......

"Being the lead trainer to shape mouth opening behaviour with Pygmy Hippos to facilitate teeth cleaning”

.....they have experience dealing with Griffon vultures, Patas monkeys, Nile Monitors, Timber Wolves, Reticulated Giraffes, White rhinoceros and Aardvarks.

perfect for local government then  noooo:

I bet none of your colleagues have any experience of a little Aardvark.

 redface:
Title: Re: Recruiting
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 25, 2016, 04:06:03 PM
Always such a joy  - this is before you get to interviewing.

Have some posts advertised at the moment and I am the point of contact. So get an email today from someone saying that he is trying to download the JD and person spec from the website but has taken nearly 2 hours . Can I fix the problem and sort it out !!!

WTF - if he expects to be shortlisted he is on another planet.

One person has cited on his application ......

"Being the lead trainer to shape mouth opening behaviour with Pygmy Hippos to facilitate teeth cleaning”

.....they have experience dealing with Griffon vultures, Patas monkeys, Nile Monitors, Timber Wolves, Reticulated Giraffes, White rhinoceros and Aardvarks.

perfect for local government then  noooo:

One of the voices in Nick's head is applying for jobs?  eeek:
Title: Re: Recruiting
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 25, 2016, 04:07:46 PM
Always such a joy  - this is before you get to interviewing.

Have some posts advertised at the moment and I am the point of contact. So get an email today from someone saying that he is trying to download the JD and person spec from the website but has taken nearly 2 hours . Can I fix the problem and sort it out !!!

WTF - if he expects to be shortlisted he is on another planet.

One person has cited on his application ......

"Being the lead trainer to shape mouth opening behaviour with Pygmy Hippos to facilitate teeth cleaning”

.....they have experience dealing with Griffon vultures, Patas monkeys, Nile Monitors, Timber Wolves, Reticulated Giraffes, White rhinoceros and Aardvarks.

perfect for local government then  noooo:

I bet none of your colleagues have any experience of a little Aardvark.

 redface:

No - but if it needed a licence, residents permit , special waste collection or parking permit we'd be happy to oblige . Kerching  noooo:
Title: Re: Recruiting
Post by: Pirate on April 25, 2016, 04:14:56 PM
Gizza job...
Title: Re: Recruiting
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2016, 04:15:36 PM
SHe needs a good rug supplier  noooo:
Title: Re: Recruiting
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 25, 2016, 04:16:21 PM
No - I have a rug ...now I just need to get it to stick down  rubschin:
Title: Re: Recruiting
Post by: Nick on April 25, 2016, 04:18:53 PM
TMJs
Title: Re: Recruiting
Post by: apc2010 on April 25, 2016, 04:53:07 PM
TMJs

 cussing:...