The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Cool Hand Luke on April 14, 2016, 12:46:21 PM
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Cool Hand back in business.
What's happening over there, apart from one of the virtual pub team hijacking an aircraft ?
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Um, welcome back. Everyone here is pissed or confused as usual. Apart from me, obviously angel1
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The Barman still around ? Is Mrs Barman in Cyprus or England ? Miss Demeanour still about ? Mr Demeanour still florid ?
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BM thinks he is still in charge. LL is under the patio. Miss D is on a voddy and chocolate diet. Mr D is browsing online for hair transplants.
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Nothing's changed, then.
There was a chap who was moderately intelligent - called himself Darwin, as I recall. Is he still with us ?
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ALzheimer's noooo:
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I assume you're not joking. That's terrible. Poor bastard.
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ALzheimer's noooo:
evil:
Welcome back Luke. ;D
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I assume you're not joking. That's terrible. Poor bastard.
Quite, He doesn't realise it yet, so we humour him. noooo:
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I assume you're not joking. That's terrible. Poor bastard.
Quite, He doesn't realise it yet, so we humour him. noooo:
Is it tea time yet?
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Welcome back ..we need some PC here ........ Thumbs:
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Can't tell you what a relief that is, Darwin. Can't quite believe that Nick would say what he did.
Off to bed now, but, Darwin, look forward to your words of wisdom. You stand out in a sea of ignorami.
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I assume you're not joking. That's terrible. Poor bastard.
Quite, He doesn't realise it yet, so we humour him. noooo:
Is it tea time yet?
It's your round ...... whistle:
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Can't tell you what a relief that is, Darwin. Can't quite believe that Nick would say what he did.
Off to bed now, but, Darwin, look forward to your words of wisdom. You stand out in a sea of ignorami.
You'll fit in well then :thumbsup:
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Can't tell you what a relief that is, Darwin. Can't quite believe that Nick would say what he did.
Off to bed now, but, Darwin, look forward to your words of wisdom. You stand out in a sea of ignorami.
Time for BM's pay per view joke then......... rubschin:
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FUnny how you never see BM and CHL in the room at the same time...........
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Can't tell you what a relief that is, Darwin. Can't quite believe that Nick would say what he did.
Off to bed now, but, Darwin, look forward to your words of wisdom. You stand out in a sea of ignorami.
Time for BM's pay per view joke then......... rubschin:
happy001
Welcome back Luke... as you can see, nothing has changed.... cloud9:
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Can't tell you what a relief that is, Darwin. Can't quite believe that Nick would say what he did.
Off to bed now, but, Darwin, look forward to your words of wisdom. You stand out in a sea of ignorami.
Time for BM's pay per view joke then......... rubschin:
happy001
Welcome back Luke... as you can see, nothing has changed.... cloud9:
Are we back to Nick and underwear?
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evil:
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Cool Hand was hoping that there was now some sign of intelligent life in Cyprus, but so far he has been sadly disappointed. There used to be a chap called Baldy, whose IQ was in single figures. Is he still around ? If so, was the brain transplant successful ?
Darwin, Darwin, Darwin please impart a little of your wisdom. You have always been Cool Hand's hero.
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Off to bed now, but, Darwin, look forward to your words of wisdom. You stand out in a sea of ignorami.
Is that in Japan ? rubschin:
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Off to bed now, but, Darwin, look forward to your words of wisdom. You stand out in a sea of ignorami.
Is that in Japan ? rubschin:
happy001
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Can't tell you how excited Cool Hand is that the gorgeous Miss Demeanour is still about. What a dream she is.
It was China, Miss D, and Cool and The Bride are back in Oz. A great trip despite pollution.
Have you yet braved Hagia Sophia and the associated suicide bombers ?
And how is Mr Demeanour ?
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The Man is well but in my bad books today so probably not a good day to ask lol:
Good to have your presence amongst us CHL :thumbsup:
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Cool Hand was hoping that there was now some sign of intelligent life in Cyprus, but so far he has been sadly disappointed. There used to be a chap called Baldy, whose IQ was in single figures. Is he still around ? If so, was the brain transplant successful ?
Darwin, Darwin, Darwin please impart a little of your wisdom. You have always been Cool Hand's hero.
Most kind I'm sure.
Sadly, the inhabitants of Cyprus appear beyond redemption.
A combination of overheated brains and excess alcohol has reduced their capacity for intelligent thought virtually to zero. noooo:
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The bad books scenario wouldn't be his fault. Cool Hand suspects that Miss D has been unkind to the poor old chap. Shame on you.
Give him a big kiss and make up. Always works for Cool Hand.
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Maybe eventually - but am in full strop and sulk mood so not likely to be for a while redface:
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Wish I was there. You're so pretty when you're angry.
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Wish I was there. You're so pretty when you're angry.
You may well be in oz but now you are on another planet noooo:
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Wish I was there. You're so pretty when you're angry.
That was meant to be 'petty' I think.
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Ah, Darwin, what a witty fellow you are.
Can you be my life coach ?
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Ah, Darwin, what a witty fellow you are.
Can you be my life coach ?
What stage are you?
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The first stage out of town.
Don't tell Miss D that I said this, but I think The Man must have been a brute. Please send Miss D flowers through Interflora with a thoughtful card from Cool Hand. Feel free to use your Visa for payment, and add the cost to the life coach fees. Thanks, digger. You're a fair dinkum champ.
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Ah, Darwin, what a witty fellow you are.
Can you be my life coach ?
What stage are you?
drumroll:
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Can't say it hasn't been fun, boys and girls.
Hoping for more than monosyllabic grunts from the pub patrons, but unfortunately there is little evidence, apart from the always delightful Miss D, that there is capacity for more.
Cool Hand will be back in twelve months to see if there is any sign of communication beyond that of an amoeba.
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BM will still be here, I spect noooo:
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BM will still be here, I spect noooo:
:thumbsup:
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Can't say it hasn't been fun, boys and girls.
Hoping for more than monosyllabic grunts from the pub patrons, but unfortunately there is little evidence, apart from the always delightful Miss D, that there is capacity for more.
Cool Hand will be back in twelve months to see if there is any sign of communication beyond that of an amoeba.
Always glad to hear news from the colonies. :thumbsup:
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Or Brigadoon ::)
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Or Brigadoon ::)
lol: lol: lol:
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Or Brigadoon ::)
Still a colony, unless I missed something?
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All is revealed... Thumbs:
CHL has alphabet problems and confused Miss A with Miss D... ::)
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Easily done as they both have big jugs
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Phew lol: