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Title: My leg and foot.
Post by: Miss Creant on April 13, 2016, 03:12:16 PM
Last week I accidentally dropped a very sharp kitchen knife on it's way down it punctured my lower leg. I now have a swollen  somewhat red foot and a very hot, red lump the size of an egg around the wound site.  I  am trying to decide if I should;#

A) Slather myself in honey
B) Slather myself in Savlon
C) Scrub myself down with a wire brush and Dettol
D) Amputate and be done with it.










































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Title: Re: My leg and foot.
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2016, 03:14:17 PM
Domestos :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My leg and foot.
Post by: Barman on April 13, 2016, 03:46:31 PM

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Title: Re: My leg and foot.
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 13, 2016, 03:57:59 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 13, 2016, 03:12:16 PM
Last week I accidentally dropped a very sharp kitchen knife on it's way down it punctured my lower leg. I now have a swollen  somewhat red foot and a very hot, red lump the size of an egg around the wound site.  I  am trying to decide if I should;#

A) Slather myself in honey
B) Slather myself in Savlon
C) Scrub myself down with a wire brush and Dettol
D) Amputate and be done with it.


 facepalm:

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Title: Re: My leg and foot.
Post by: Nick on April 13, 2016, 03:59:57 PM
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: My leg and foot.
Post by: Steve on April 13, 2016, 04:06:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2016, 03:46:31 PM

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lol:  lol:  lol: but  noooo:






Title: Re: My leg and foot.
Post by: Miss Creant on April 14, 2016, 12:51:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 13, 2016, 04:06:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2016, 03:46:31 PM

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lol:  lol:  lol: but  noooo:


Plant flowers in me you say.  On the whole not a bad idea.  anyone who is thinking that there is a smutty joke in there somewhere has to go and sit on the naughty step.
Title: Re: My leg and foot.
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2016, 12:59:00 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant on April 14, 2016, 12:51:58 PM
Quote from: Steve on April 13, 2016, 04:06:48 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 13, 2016, 03:46:31 PM

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lol:  lol:  lol: but  noooo:


Plant flowers in me you say.  On the whole not a bad idea.  anyone who is thinking that there is a smutty joke in there somewhere has to go and sit on the naughty step.
There was an old lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a

You are you feeling today my dear?
Title: Re: My leg and foot.
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2016, 12:59:43 PM
Oop North is all the same to you, innit?  noooo:
Title: Re: My leg and foot.
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2016, 01:03:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2016, 12:59:43 PM
Oop North is all the same to you, innit?  noooo:
Quote from: The league against regional stereotypes
"Northern born and Northern bred
Strong in arm and thick in head"
Title: Re: My leg and foot.
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2016, 01:04:52 PM
That's Foggy  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: My leg and foot.
Post by: Miss Creant on April 17, 2016, 08:23:24 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 14, 2016, 01:03:35 PM
Quote from: Nick on April 14, 2016, 12:59:43 PM
Oop North is all the same to you, innit?  noooo:
Quote from: The league against regional stereotypes
"Northern born and Northern bred
Strong in arm and thick in head"


But I'm not Northern born I'm Southern born.  sad24: